Okay it is a little eerie but Crowder's explanation using a football metaphor is VERY close to one I used with a family member, only I suggested a Tennis coach instead of a Soccer coach.
I think I like his better, especially when he included "with the intelligence and fingers of a fucking six year old."
And as usual he makes very valid points in a very humorous fashion.
I think Comedy Central needs to seriously think about getting this guy his own show.
I can think of several other programs they could easily cancel to make room for it.
Love this guy.
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ReplyDeleteVideo Shows Donald Trump Sexually Humiliating Woman Before Large Audience
He decided to take revenge on another former Miss Universe.
'Get even with people. If they screw you, screw them back 10 times as hard. I really believe that'. Donald Trump
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-jennifer-hawkins-video_us_58137b85e4b0390e69cfbbba?section=us_politics
Learn The FACTS About What The FBI Is Saying Concerning Hillary’s Emails; Trump LYING (DETAILS)
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#Watergate prosecutor @nickakerman letting both James Comey and Donald Trump have it over today's Hillary Clinton email developments:
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I live in the South. Visited once and stayed because I met a man I fell in love with. The Liberal Redneck hits so close to home around here, it's frightening- right down to the 'T' hat. These people are crazy. I managed to turn my husband from an apolitical 'I guess I'm republican' to a card-carrying Democrat! Yeah me! It can be done. Tennessee is red as they come, but Davidson County (Nashville) goes blue.
ReplyDeleteThe entire scandal is about how emails were printed. It has nothing to do with how Hillary Clinton handled emails or classified information. The investigation is related to how an aide printed emails for Hillary Clinton to read. No wonder Comey didn’t provide more details in his letter to Congress. The details of what is being examined are an embarrassment to the FBI.
ReplyDeleteThere is no evidence that Clinton’s aide committed a crime. For the printing of the emails to be deemed criminal, there must be evidence that Abedin intended to leak classified information. There remains zero evidence of criminal activity.
The FBI examination of new emails is turning out to be one of the most overblown red herrings of the 2016 election, and Comey’s behavior is a disgrace to the US intelligence community.
http://www.politicususa.com/2016/10/29/bombshell-details-destroy-republican-hopes-fbi-clinton-email-investigation.html
The Five Reasons Hillary Clinton must not be elected president, with PROOF!
ReplyDelete1) She has never produced her long form birth certificate and many people say she was born in Kenya long before that was popularized by Barack HUSSEIN Obama. (see Alexa Jones for complete documentation)
2) She used a private email server to kill hundreds and hundreds of American diplomats in many, many countries around the world. (fully documented on The Drudgery Report)
3) Conducted weekly MahJong and Gang Rape Night in the White House while First Lady. (fully documented, with official WH video, by El Rushbag)
4) She was once secretly married to Groucho Marx, a direct descendant of suspected communist Karl Marx. (proven TRUE on meh.com)
5) Whitewater Land Deal! Need I say more?
If you love America, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE listen to our leader and VOTE VOTE VOTE on November 28 for Mr. Drumpf!!!!!!
ONLY HE CAN SAVE US!!!
http://video.cnbc.com/gallery/?video=3000558788
THANK YOU LORD JEEBUS FOR PRESIDENT DRUMPF!!!
Thank you Beldar!
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ReplyDeleteExcept a vote for anyone BUT Hillary is a vote for the Orange Douchebag. Telling people to vote third party to register their unhappiness with 'both of them' is just dum ('dum' is even dummer than 'dumb')and it's how we wound up with the Texas Douchebag in 2000.
Old white dude for HRC
The Supreme Court was responsible for that Texan, 7:56. And a lot of GOP in FL were under the sway of the Bushies.
DeleteVoters were disenfranchised and cast votes were thrown out(hanging chads). Many FL Dems actualy voted for Bush. This is all available, Google it. Don't just take my word.
I agree with you on the voting third party to register unhappiness part of your post. One should vote one's conscience, not vote to register one's unhappiness.
So you basically are promoting a dictator type 'election'!
DeleteLike every time Saddam won 100% of the vote. Maybe you should try being an American for a while.
What does Sarah Palin and Donald Trump have in common?
ReplyDeleteIf Donald Trump becomes president he too will forever be locked in lawsuits like Sarah Palin.
Trump will also be so overwhelmed in failures like Palin that he too will use the lawsuits against him to resign for the good of Alaska, I meant America.
New York Daily News:
Lawsuit accusing Trump of raping girl, 13, gets December hearing
A woman’s lawsuit alleging Donald Trump raped her when she was 13 will soon get a hearing before a judge — but not until after the presidential election.....
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/lawsuit-accusing-trump-raping-girl-13-december-hearing-article-1.2828413
Something else drumpf has in common with $creechy--their respective kids are all moral reprobates/monsters.
DeleteJust because drumpf's kids are Ivy League educated, expensively dressed & with no known bastard kids doesn't make them better people than palin spawn.
Ivanka is a serial excuser of her sexual predator dad. She doesn't exemplify any pro-family or pro-female equality in the company she heads(she steals other designers' ideas, too). Her vampire bro's have a LEGION of taped interviews you can easily find to asses each one's character (as if the photos of their trophy hunting were not enough).
The payme kids, well, nuff said.
TRUMP'S COMMANDER IN CHIEF'S QUALIFICATIONS AND MILITARY RESUME
ReplyDeleteTrump Boasted of Avoiding STDs While Dating: Vaginas Are ‘Landmines … It Is My Personal Vietnam’
https://youtu.be/Yz3-9-Avd7g
In an unearthed interview from 1997, Donald Trump claimed he was a “brave soldier” for avoiding STDs during his single years in the late ’90s.
“It’s amazing, I can’t even believe it. I’ve been so lucky in terms of that whole world, it is a dangerous world out there. It’s like Vietnam, sort of. It is my personal Vietnam. I feel like a great and very brave solider,” Trump said in the interview when Howard Stern asked how he handled making sure he wasn’t contracting STDs from the women he was sleeping with....
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/lawsuit-accusing-trump-raping-girl-13-december-hearing-article-1.2828413
MELANIA TRUMP'S QUALIFICATIONS AND RESUME TO BE FIRST LADY OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA:
ReplyDelete“I attended and graduated from design school, from Fashion and Industrial Design School and also attended, graduated from architecture degree, bachelor degree.”
CBS News reported that Melania Trump does not have a degree in architecture, “Despite what her professional website and the 2016 RNC program read, Melania Trump did not in fact complete a degree in architecture and design at the University of Ljubljana in Slovenia, before becoming a skin care entrepreneur and philanthropist.
In July 2016, CBS News checked the official public records of the university, and discovered that Melania Trump is not listed as having graduated from there with a degree.”
Little over a week before the presidential election,
ReplyDeleteWhere's that son of a bitch's taxes?
Can't you get it through your thick skulls?
DeleteI am under audit until I die
He is under no obligation to provide his taxes, so too bad for you.
DeletePresident Trump!
Thanks you Weinergate!
I don't know if Trump's taxes revealing that A) he only an uber-mega hundredaire, and B) he's heavily in debt to foreign countries would throw cold water on his supporters.
DeleteI, for one, am sure i'm OK not supporting that asshat Trump based on multitudinous other reasons other than he's too chickenshit dirty to allow his tax documents to loll in the sunlight.
IF ELECTED PRESIDENT, WHO WILL PRESIDENT TRUMP DANCE WITH FIRST AT THE INAUGURAL BALL? FIRST LADY MELANIA OR FIRST LOVE IVANKA?
ReplyDeleteEarlier today, the Associated Press published a report detailing accusations that, in the course of making The Apprentice, Donald Trump had serially demeaned, belittled, and harassed women involved in the making of the show.
The anecdotes were creepy and familiar—rating “female contestants by the size of their breasts” and talking about “which ones he’d like to have sex with”—but some of them had a particularly creepy and particularly familiar theme: that Trump had compared the objects of his leering to his own daughter Ivanka.
There was, for instance, this camerawoman:
Eight former crew members recalled that he repeatedly made lewd comments about a camerawoman he said had a nice rear, comparing her beauty to that of his daughter, Ivanka.
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[Camera assistant Rebecca Arndt] said that Trump would publicly discuss the woman’s beauty and how her blue eyes and blonde hair compared to his daughter Ivanka’s looks.
“He would just mention it all the time. I remember him comparing Ivanka to her and saying that only Ivanka was prettier,” she said.
Or when he asked a female contestant to “twirl before him so he could ogle her figure”:
Contestant Poppy Carlig, who performed the twirl, said she considered Trump’s request “playful banter.” She added: “I don’t immediately jump to the conclusion that people are having bad intentions with what they are saying. He said I reminded him of his daughter and I thought that was really touching because I know how much he values his family.”
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/a-complete-ish-history-of-donald-trumps-obsession-with-1787304637
Trump has obscured the "tax issue" with his Barnum-style political circus. The questions that people should be asking him are overshadowed by his grandiose promises that empower his rabid base. "Cleaning up the ghettos" is code for a police state, far worse than the abuses already seen by police against people of color. He advocates "stop and frisk" and deporting millions of undocumented residents. Even the term "illegals" is offensive. But the angry whites who have been fed propaganda for years by FOX News and other RW sources, really want to believe that there are simple, Trumpian solutions to complex problems.
ReplyDeleteMay God have mercy on us all if Trump is elected.
And may those who consider him their "savior," as they did Palin, get EXACTLY what's coming to them if so.
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DeleteThat's the most beautiful part of it, when their lives collapse and there is no more social safety net THEY will be begging us progressives to feed them and help them out with extended unemployment benefits.
Guess what, we won't, at least I hope we won't.
Let their fucking churches feed and house them and take care of their poorly planned children; let's all sit back and see how that works out for them.
I guaranfuckingtee you that these idiots are going to learn a hard lesson if Trump is elected, and it's going to be delicious to watch.
1 in 6 are BUYing
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https://www.facebook.com/OccupyDemocrats/photos/a.347907068635687.81180.346937065399354/1289905574435827/?type=3&theater
ReplyDelete“We woke up to not only our house being robbed while we were sleeping, but to see this hatred for no reason,”
ReplyDeleteBLM BLM BLM! FUCK THE PIGS!
http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2016/10/29/police-cop-s-wife-faked-robbery-and-blamed-black-lives-matter.html?via=desktop&source=copyurl
Sing it Loud, Redneck!!!!!
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