Okay it is a little eerie but Crowder's explanation using a football metaphor is VERY close to one I used with a family member, only I suggested a Tennis coach instead of a Soccer coach.
I think I like his better, especially when he included "with the intelligence and fingers of a fucking six year old."
And as usual he makes very valid points in a very humorous fashion.
I think Comedy Central needs to seriously think about getting this guy his own show.
I can think of several other programs they could easily cancel to make room for it.