Friday, November 18, 2016

Duck Dynasty has been cancelled. See, not all news is bad.

Courtesy of Yahoo News:  

Duck Dynasty will end after the finale of its current season, the Robertson family and A&E announced following the season premiere Wednesday.

“We’ve decided as a family for this to be the final chapter of the Duck Dynasty series,” Jase says in the announcement, with Willie’s wife Korie noting that the family might be back for “a special for two.” 

The series finale will air April 12.

And once it's off the air America's cumulative IQ will steadily start increase. If we're lucky it might even get high enough not to vote for Donald Trump in 2020.

In truth I blame some of Trump's success on these reality shows because they made histrionics and outrageous comments common place and acceptable.

Without the "Jersey Shore" and "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" we might not have a president heading to the White House who made "grabbing them by the pussy" a campaign slogan.

So I am glad to see Duck Dynasty off the air, and I hope it is soon followed by every other brain cell murdering reality show as well. 


  1. Anonymous4:12 AM

    now unemployed - they will all be hired for trump's cabinet ! not a comforting thought at all

  2. Anonymous4:19 AM

    Sarah Palin's buddies! They were such a perfect fit!

    Only difference between them is the fact their TV show lasted much longer than did those failures of the disaster from Alaska!

  3. Anonymous4:35 AM

    What a cock-eyed optimist you are, Gryph! Trump's presidency (gag) will spawn dozens more of these -- let's just say it -- trailer trash shows, showing off how wonderful it is to be shit-for-brains dumb and arrogant with it. It will be the Golden Age for POSs.

    (I have to go cry some more.)

  4. All true, but I'm still mad at the women who couldn't bring themselves to vote for another woman. Bunch of cats. It would have made the difference.

  5. Anonymous5:11 AM

    Their ratings took a permanent dive and the new Democratic governor pulled their millions in free taxpayer money that Jindal used to hand over them every season.

    I see Alaska pulling their free money has had an impact, too. Too bad for Bristol and Whatshisname.

  6. Now they can all go back to the college educated, yuppie life they had before their fake ass show . . . .

  7. Anonymous5:43 AM

    You're an optimist, Gryphen -- the Republican Establishment will find a way to impeach Trump (or he'll just get bored, or start to lose to much money) and it'll be President Pence(gag) before 2020. There will have been so much damage done that, hopefully, a revived Democratic Party will take over for years to come. Trump and his 3rd-rate team will be the end of it all.

  8. Anonymous5:47 AM

    One down, yes but the biggest reality show ever is coming soon to a White House near you. Alt-right, nepotism, conflicts of interest .... and that's just the teaser. Could call it "America Is The Biggest Loser" or "You've Been Trumped". I bet someone reading this has some even better titles than these. Bring it on :-)

    1. Anonymous7:54 AM

      Baby Huey Goes To Washington.
      Liars, Losers & Leeches,
      Whiners, Wankers & Weirdos.
      Deplorables, Dipshits & Depends.
      Agent Orange Sells America, Cheap.(to himself)
      Cheeto & His Flying Monkeys.
      Don The Con & His Merry Band Of Thieves. Yes ladies & gentlemen, watch as this fearless band of loons rape, pillage and destroy the not so United States of Trumpfuckastan.

  9. Thank the Goddess for some good news. These clowns are just that...clowns.

    Hopefully my aunt can stop being brainwashed now.

    Well. Probably not, but maybe it's a start.

  10. Anonymous8:06 AM


  11. Anonymous8:18 AM

    Expect dRUMPf to be naming them (any of 'em, all of 'em) to cabinet positions. They'll fit right in with the racist, misogynist, dumb as a box of rocks (no offense meant to rocks) Dominionist dictatorship we will experience for the next long time.

  12. Anonymous9:38 AM

    Does anybody but me think it might be partly because ole Papa Robertson has been settin' hisself up a new gig the last couple years, as a "modern day Prophet o'God"? ;)

  13. Anonymous10:17 AM

    They cancelled Duck Dynasty, great, they will all be available for Traitor Trump’s swamp, I mean cabinet.

    Yes, reality shows certainly added to the dumbing down of America.

  14. Anonymous2:09 PM

    That's nice.

  15. Anonymous3:55 PM

    Curious why did you single out real housewives of atlanta?
    Should have been real housewives of all of em.

  16. Why? Is the head Dick, er, Duck being offered a cabinet position? Maybe Ambassador to Tennessee or Secretary of the Inferior?

    They'll just replace it with some other low brow, disinformation cheap drivel to pre-occupy that idiots and morons. Pablum to keep them happy and entertained while the country goes down the shiter.


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