Wednesday, November 02, 2016

Two men with "massive arsenal" arrested in Georgia were planning to attack aurora research facility in Alaska.

Courtesy of ADN: 

Two men arrested last week in southern Georgia were planning to attack an aurora research facility owned by the University of Alaska Fairbanks around which conspiracy theories of mind control have long swirled, investigators said. 

Television station WALB in Georgia first reported Monday that investigators with the Coffee County Sheriff's Office arrested Michael Mancil, 30, and James Dryden Jr., 22, on Thursday and said "the massive amount of arsenal seized looked like something out of a movie, one where a small army was headed to war."

Michael Vickers, a detective with the sheriff's office, told Alaska Dispatch News that both men confessed "that God told them to go and blow this machine up that kept souls, so souls could be released."

"All I can tell you is they were planning on blowing up the machine," Vickers said. "Going to try to find a scientist, to steal his car and ID badge to gain access. Any scientist."

Good plan. I wonder if they had an equally well thought out one for getting through Canada with all of those weapons?

But they are wrong about HARP.

It has nothing to do with mind control.

It's true purpose is to develop a weapon that emits a certain frequency which agitates the Right Wing nutjobs and drives them increasingly insane until they can not longer stand it and come out of their place of hiding so that they can be arrested by the police.

I think they call it the "Obama." 

Works like a charm don't you think?

And as for souls, what makes them think Alaskans have souls?

I mean have they looked into Sarah Palin's eyes?

"And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee."


  1. Anonymous6:20 AM

    God needs to quit talking to idiots.

    Oh, and fuck Mitch McConnell.


    1. Anonymous4:47 PM

      You can't win when you talk to idiots, God would know that.
      And oh yes! Fuck that idiot Mitch McConnell!!!


  2. abbafan6:42 AM

    "...wondering if they had an equally well thought-out plan for getting through Canada with all of those weapons"... - No shit Gryphen, I thought the same thing. Alas, their plan was doomed from its inception.

    Going by their appearance, Canada Border Services Agency (CBSA) would have smelled out these two inbred morons right away! Too bad that they missed out on having moose chili and sammiches with their hero, St. $arah (the patron saint of idiots and morons)!!

  3. Anonymous6:50 AM

    They are spending huge amounts of money on research that doesn't need doing. All they need is a recording of Sarah's voice, then match that frequency. That voice will knock a buzzard off a gutwagon.

    1. Anonymous11:09 AM

      Yes- hilarious imagery! Thanks!!

  4. Anonymous6:50 AM

    How pathetic. The aurora is such a beautiful sight and these two idiots think it's something to destroy??? The older guy must have "mind-controlled" the younger one. I'm really glad they got caught before setting out for their mission. The Canadians would never stop laughing at us!

  5. Anonymous6:50 AM


    Chicago Tribune:
    Election prediction: Trump loses even if he wins

    .... Defeat will not rehabilitate him. In defeat, Trump will leave a toxic legacy of degraded public discourse that will take years to clean up. His nastiness and dishonesty have plunged our politics to a new low in the modern era. His rhetoric has brought white supremacy, anti-Semitism and unapologetic sexism out of the shadows and into the malignant mainstream....

    1. Anonymous7:39 AM

      Not a prediction, but a GIVEN. And, yes, a malignant media allowed it to happen. Even back in the primary debates, he was allowed to take over the stage, interrupt and/or scream over the other candidates at will, and the moderators did nothing but sit on their thumbs and let it happen.

      Why I also refuse to watch political talk shows (Bill Maher excepted). There is no civil discourse; just who can scream the loudest and nothing is ever settled.

      Try that in a classroom sometime and see how far it gets you.

  6. Anonymous7:00 AM

    Americans can right all the wrong left via the words of Donald Trump after he becomes a 'loser'. Can't wait!

    Vote Hillary Clinton who is a good, kind, educated, confident, able, experienced and lovely woman. She'll make an outstanding POTUS!

  7. Anonymous7:02 AM

    That above photo of Sarah Palin - does she look retarded or what? Plus, she has the soul of Satan!

    1. Anonymous7:20 AM

      She looks like she's methed to the gills, not ""retarded". It's a free country and you can say what you want, but the word 'retarded' is now considered rude as hell, kind of like the N word. Think about that.

    2. Anonymous7:27 AM

      @Anonymous 7:02 AM

      No, she does not look retarded on that photo. That is a insult to retarded people. BUT she looks like a PSYCHO, a MANIAC though.

    3. Anonymous7:29 AM

      @Anonymous 7:02 AM

      P.S.. In that photo she looks like someone about to go-off and commit mass murder.

    4. Anonymous7:40 AM

      It is not rude to call someone "retarded" and no way comparable to the n word. Besides, retarded people should have aborted in utero anyway.

    5. Anonymous7:46 AM

      Sorry, I'm one that does not put the word 'retarded' on the same level as the 'N' word! The latter is the very worst in my eyes.

    6. Anonymous7:46 AM

      @7:29AM -- Perhaps her birth name was Sarah Manson?

    7. SalllyinMI7:50 AM

      7:20, yes the word 'retarded' is an insult. So how come Sarah and her hero Limbaugh are allowed to use it and not get any blow back? For that matter, how come Trump can call women and the infirm despicable names and just smile his way into the next hate rally? You'd better hope sanity and goodness prevail on Tuesday, or 'retard' will be one of the nicer names Trump and his legions of devils will be calling the rest of us.

    8. Anonymous8:34 AM

      Maybe "retard" is insulting but it will never compate to the "N" word. Please!

    9. Anonymous9:02 AM

      @7:40 Would that be you?
      Sticks and Stones,
      "the massive amount of arsenal seized "
      GUNS and AMMO.
      "but names will never hurt me."
      It ALL HURTS!

    10. Anonymous11:07 AM

      Yo - @7:40 - Feels good to say what you RILLY fill - doesn't Lou Sarah? You could never stand 'the retarded one' even when you thought he was your ticket to the top. Your hypocrisy is even too much for your pea-brain to bear, therefore you project. Like projectile vomiting from your venomous wordhole.

    11. Anonymous11:13 AM

      Maybe that photo shows that Sarah has spent too much time outside looking at auroras!

    12. Anonymous4:49 PM

      Anyways Sarah is BO filthy eeeewww.

  8. Anonymous7:28 AM

    Going down in the book of the dumbest criminals. Funny. When I first watched Jesse Ventura on Youtube talking about the Haarp site, I admit I got sucked in for a while. Then I got back from lala land. Hee hee. Those conspiracy site really know how to rope you in. But you gotta know how to rope yourself back out or you will be makin' up shit on a daily basis. The brain is constantly trying to find patterns in this world. As humans we love to connect the dots. Oh, and Hollywood helps a bit with the firing up of the old imagination.

    1. Anonymous7:44 AM

      There's also plenty of real life craziness out there to make you brain justify these nutty conspiracies.

      Thanks, Internet.

  9. Anonymous7:37 AM

    Do this Alaska:

    get That 'wetback' donnie no longer young<OUT!

    1. Anonymous8:19 AM

      Most resent>
      "At an assembly at Anchorage's West Anchorage High School in 2004, Young was answering questions about cutting federal funding for the arts. He said that such funding had "photographs of people doing offensive things," and "things that are absolutely ridiculous." When asked for an example, Young quickly replied "BUTTFUCKING", in reference to Robert Mapplethorpe's photographic exhibition The Perfect Moment.[91][92] After receiving criticism for the use of that obscenity, Young explained his choice of words by saying he had tried 'to educate' teens.[93]

      On October 21, 2014, Young addressed an assembly of students at Wasilla High School, shortly after a student there committed suicide. During a question and answer session, he said that the student's suicide had been caused by a lack of support from family and friends. When he was criticized by a student, Young called him an "ASSHOLE." Young apologized for these comments on October 24, stating, "I am profoundly and genuinely sorry for the pain it has caused the Alaskan people."[94][95]"

      He is the longest-serving member EVER of the United States House of Representatives.

    2. Anonymous11:11 AM

      Do the people of Alaska think that election to the House of Representatives is a lifetime appointment? Guess what, folks, it isn't and you can rid yourselves of this imbecile.

  10. Anonymous7:58 AM

    I$$a >a pathological liar and hater – the man Obama said was “Trump before Trump” – as a “good man”: drumpf says he “denounces hate in any form”

    1. Anonymous10:04 AM

  11. Anonymous8:06 AM


  12. Anonymous8:19 AM

    Well, someone has read Pullman's "His Dark Materials" but I doubt it was these two brain surgeons. A major plot point in Northern Lights (film version: The Golden Compass) involves some soul stealing & the aurora. Have to poke around & see who's promoting this crap.

    1. Anonymous9:36 AM

      I thought of The Golden Compass as well...

  13. Anonymous8:20 AM

    It's HAARP. High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program. It's mission is to analyze the ionosphere and determine its potential for radio communications and surveillance.

    Conspiracists (and I've known a few) believe it's for weather manipulation and other nefarious scenarios.

    Deranged domestic terrorists, these two.

    Bird Brain

  14. Anonymous8:29 AM

    Two police officers ambushed and killed.

    Suspect arrested.

    Suspect was a fan of the stars and bars.


    Also does the suspect have a Trump Pence sign in his front yard?

  15. Anonymous8:30 AM

    So who do these two guys know in AK? They don't look "bright" enough to have found this research center on their own.

    Getting though Canada, they probable didn't even know they have to travel through Canada to get to AK, just like Donnie and his supporters haven't figured out how to build the wall on the Rio Grande.

  16. Anonymous10:57 AM

    This is the result of the Bundy acquittal. Now every crazy is going to be grabbing his guns and occupying his local BLM Federal protected reserves.

    What the fuck was Oregon thinking?

  17. Anonymous1:09 PM

    Sarah does look soulless in your picture. Her dead eyes and plastic face give me the creeps.

  18. Anonymous1:28 PM

    Jesus will be born today on Dr Phil>WTF?

  19. Anonymous1:37 PM

    I jus watched Going Clear last thst where the thetans souls are..but I thought they were bad souls... I can't keep up.
    Anyway, I think it is HAARP, not Harp and it is supposed to control weather or something. There are people on th internet that think they are meteorologists nd think they see blips of HAARP stuff or something that is supposed to control our weather. All I can see are people who are very agitated and non sensical....

  20. Anonymous3:34 PM

    With so many REAL things to study that matter, what's wrong with these wingnuts? Sounds like a script from a saturday cartoon.

  21. Anonymous3:58 PM

    Drunks!""alcohol availability induces individuals into criminality, rather than increasing the criminality of those with established histories of violating the law."

  22. Anonymous6:11 PM

    Dang! when I first read the headline I thought one of the suspects was $carah, I mean she DOES look like a man and SHE IS crazy.


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