Friday, January 20, 2017

Donald Trump's was figure unveiled at Madame Tussauds. Just as hideous as you might imagine.

Courtesy of the Mirror:

A Donald Trump waxwork complete with his bronze tan and trademark blonde quiff has been unveiled at Madame Tussauds ahead of his presidential inauguration. 

A lifelike mannequin of the soon-to-be 45th President of the United States stands in a mocked up Oval Office at the London attraction replacing his White House predecessor Barack Obama.

Personally I think it looks a little too svelte and does not capture the real essence of the pig. 

For my money this does a far better job.

40 comments:

  1. SallyinMI2:05 AM

    His 'concert' drew a whole 10,000 people (although I'm sure the media grossly underestimated the enthusiasm, right!) while Obama's drew 400,000 cheering people! Let that sink in, Donnie Dumbass.
    Wait until this morning. There may be full hotels in DC, but I'd bet 2/3 are there for the Saturday march, not to watch our country's democracy sold off to the loudest, highest bidder.

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    1. It would be totally awesome if there were more marching for women tomorrow than attended the freak show today.

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    2. Anonymous6:56 AM

      Even if I could afford to, I would never stay at a tRump hotel. Want to bet every room is bugged, just like Mar A Lago? tRump thinks we are all as depraved as he is.

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  2. Anonymous2:11 AM

    NO TANKS
    NO MISSILE LAUNCHERS

    THANK YOU MILITARY FOR YOUR COMMON SENSE AND STOPPING DICTATOR TRUMP FROM MAKING AMERICANS LOOKING LIKE THOSE EFFING COMMUNISTS

    What the hell is wrong with Trump and his children?


    The Hill
    January 19, 2017 - 06:30 PM EST

    Trump team wanted tanks, missile launchers in parade: report

    Donald Trump's inauguration team wanted to show off the U.S. military during inauguration weekend and even suggested including tanks and missile launchers in his inaugural parade, The Huffington Post reported Thursday.

    "They were legit thinking Red Square/North Korea-style parade," an inauguration team source told The Huffington Post, referring to massive military parades in Moscow and Pyongyang that are often interpreted as displays of aggression.

    According to the report, the military shot down the request because of concerns about how it would look to have tanks and missile launchers in the parade, as well as the possible damage the tanks, which can weigh over 100,000 pounds, would do to the roads.

    "I could absolutely see structural support being a reason [not to use tanks]," a Department of Defense official told The Huffington Post. "D.C. is built on a swamp to begin with."....

    http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/315184-trump-team-wanted-tanks-missile-launchers-in-parade-report

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    1. Anonymous5:56 AM

      Legit thinking so? Then I'm as legit wanting Naked Donald paraded down on the back of a flatbed farm truck.

      Not my president. EVER.

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    2. Anonymous4:00 PM

      I saw some old army helicopters on a float, I thought it was a joke or a float sponsored by some right wing militia.

      Draft dodging donnie really seemed to enjoy it, melanomia looked bored and barron was jumping all over the place.

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    3. Anonymous6:59 AM

      Maleria ALWAYS looks bored. I bet her face lights up when she gets her allowance, though. Seeing them dancing together was such a joke. The song should have been "Whats Love Got To Do With It?" His way was only possible because of Putin.

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  3. Anonymous2:12 AM

    So fucking stupid. If Trump wants to watch tanks in a parade I'm sure broski Putin will set it up for him.

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  4. Anonymous2:16 AM

    Show of Trump's force?

    Trump wants to flex his military muscles in a damn parade?

    That's what pussies, bullies and dictators do you damn fool

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  5. Anonymous2:19 AM

    Now Americans should be frightened that Dictator Trump will get the Nuclear Football.

    Our government should give King Trump a Wilson NFL FOOTBALL!

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  6. Anonymous2:22 AM

    Yep, unless he's posed at that angle models prefer so they look thinner, rolls of fat are missing. And he's not hunched like in real life. And his suit fits--his suits are always so loose and he uses 1980's shoulder pads. (Speaking of, even in a tux at the formal dinner tonight, he had his jacket unbuttoned.) But they did get the tie right!

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    1. Anonymous4:01 PM

      It captures his trademark ANGRY, ARROGANT look.

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    2. Missing the white raccoon eyes too.

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  7. Anonymous2:30 AM

    OT, but Screech had to get really petty and post about how the Obamas are not decent like the Bushes, who went back to TX after they left office. She's complaining about them going to Palm Springs and then back to DC. She doesn't acknowledge that Sasha's in the middle of high school. Unlike very young Barron, she's near the end of completing her schooling and is also surely involved in activities that are about something more important than, say, an after-school sport. The Obamas are actually doing a nice thing in leaving DC for a while so that all attention is on Trump. They could have just stayed in DC at their new house.

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    1. Anonymous5:34 AM

      C'mom! You know The Palins don't value education. If it was one of Sarah's kids in HS, they'd just get knocked up and drop out of HS and hire a ghost writer to write a blog!

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    2. Anonymous7:02 AM

      The Bush couple left DC to hide his problems. Alcohol and dementia. Those paintings of his are therapy for Alzheimers, or dementia. Look at how he acts, he needs a nursemaid.

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  8. Anonymous2:53 AM

    KIM JONG-UN TRUMP'S PENIS IS BIGGER THAN YOURS

    Huffington Post:
    The Pentagon didn’t reject all of Trump’s ideas. At the request of the president-elect, there are five military flyovers ― one for each branch of the armed services ― planned for Friday’s inaugural parade, Pentagon spokesman Maj. Jamie Davis told HuffPost.

    The Air Force plans to fly four fighter jets: an F-35, an F-16, an F-22 and an F-15E. The Navy will fly four F/A-18 combat jets. The Army will fly four UH-60 Black Hawk helicopters. The Marines will fly four V-22 Ospreys. And the Coast Guard, which is still finalizing plans, is looking at flying four MH-65 rescue helicopters, Davis said. The number and type of planes used could change, depending on Friday’s weather, he added.

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  9. Anonymous2:59 AM

    Mme Toussaud is being too kind to Trump. He doesn't suck his stomach in nearly that well. And she's got his hair wrong too.
    Beaglemom

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    1. "...stands in a mocked up Oval Office...

      Mme Toussaud got the curtains wrong, too. Trump has already changed them to gold.

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    2. Really. He should look that good.

      The reality is much coarser.

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    3. Anonymous7:04 AM

      Yellow seems to be a favorite color of pee pee Donny.

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  10. Anonymous3:14 AM

    Military bands not good enough for you King Trump?

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  11. Anonymous3:17 AM

    Top picture:
    Since Trump can't be caught grabbing hoohah in the streets, is he grabbing his own hoohah in the Oval Office?

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  12. Anonymous3:18 AM

    Gryph if you didn't crop the wax figure picture, would we have seen SARAH PALIN on her knees?

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  13. Anonymous3:20 AM

    I see two flags, where's the confederate flag?

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  14. Anonymous3:30 AM

    Voodoo doll, prick it.

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  15. Anonymous3:33 AM

    Instead of riding down the parade route in an armored limousine, how about President Trump and Melania sitting in the turret hatch of an M1 Abram combat tank used in the Iraq war riding down Pennsylvania Ave?

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    1. Anonymous7:33 AM

      Apparently the military is worried that such heavy military equipment, especially with Trump inside, will destroy the streets in Washington, DC.
      Beaglemom

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  16. Anonymous3:40 AM

    FOR YOU ALT-RIGHTS:

    CNBC
    Executive actions ready to go as Trump prepares to take office
    1 Hour Ago
    Reuters

    Donald Trump is preparing to sign executive actions on his first day in the White House on Friday to take the opening steps to crack down on immigration, build a wall on the U.S.-Mexican border and roll back outgoing President Barack Obama's policies....

    http://www.cnbc.com/2017/01/20/executive-actions-ready-to-go-as-trump-prepares-to-take-office.html

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  17. Anonymous4:17 AM

    Definitely trump in the face and hands, not so much in the arrogant expression and his body. And for an uber rich guy he wears the worst fitting suits - they got that wrong too on the dummy of the dummy.

    Black day today - will head out to do some therapeutic shopping and then binge watch Netflix for the day.

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  18. Anonymous4:30 AM

    Boston Globe Tweet

    The FBI investigation into former Donald Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort began last spring

    https://t.co/UsU5oymfGQ https://t.co/h0yNdCrZIX

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    1. Anonymous7:31 AM

      And then Comey literally sat on the report.
      Beaglemom

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  19. Anonymous4:45 AM

    Is SarahPac down to its last nickel? Is that why Secretary of Grifting Sarah Palin is not going to the parade and ball?

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  20. Anonymous4:59 AM

    NYT: The F.B.I. is leading the investigations, aided by the National Security Agency, the C.I.A. and the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit.


    That means Trump is innocent of every crime he ever committed.

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  21. Anonymous5:41 AM

    Anybody seen Barron at the concert?

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  22. Anonymous5:44 AM

    I lost a bet. I bet Ivanka would sit on daddy's lap at the concert. I forgot his gut is so big he doesn't have a lap.

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  23. One thing they got right was so startling at the inauguration. It was his long red tie hanging down over his belly under an unbuttoned suit coat. I expect he can't actually button the suit coat.

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  24. Anonymous9:32 AM

    To quote an actual President, 'Today is January 20th, 2017 -- a date which will live in infamy'... the coronation of dRUMPf as dictator.

    #nevermypresident

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  25. Anonymous12:29 PM

    Usually, Madame Tussaud has more life-like figures. In this case, they took his figure from last year. This year, he spouts a triple chin, or simply one YUUUGE chin.

    Oh, well. At least one place, where he can look a bit more humane than he is.

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  26. It's 40 lbs too light and the suit fits way too well.

    Do you think Trump bribed Tussaud's to make him look younger and thinner?

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