Thursday, March 16, 2017

Oklahoma state senator, and former state chair of Donald Trump's presidential campaign, caught in hotel room with underage boy. Good morning!

Look at me, I have guns! Would a pedophile have guns?
Courtesy of Raw Story:  

Oklahoma state Sen. Ralph Shortey is under investigation by Moore police after he was caught in a Super 8 Motel room with a minor boy. 

“On March 9 … officers of the Moore Police Department were contacted in reference to a welfare check at a local hotel,” Lt. Kyle Dudley told NewsOK.com. “Responding officers found a juvenile male in a hotel room which was also occupied by an adult male. The circumstances surrounding this incident are currently under investigation and no additional information can be released at this time.” 

An employee of the hotel confirmed to KOCO that a man named “Ralph Allen Shortey” checked in at approximately 12:20 a.m. asking for a room with two beds. Just 30 minutes later the police arrived responding to a “welfare check,” though no one has come forward admitting to the call. 

No one has been arrested and no charges have been filed, but text messages between the boy and Shortey are being investigated by police. Shortey’s legislative office door was found to have a note saying that he would be gone for the week.

Okay, okay this was probably nothing.

After all every day you find a grown man in a hotel room with a young boy, not related to him, for perfectly legitimate reasons.

Right?

No, that's actually not right is it?

Apparently it was the content of those text messages which convinced the boy's parents to call the police, so I think we can assume they were not discussing passages of the Bible.

And it also led the Oklahoma police to issue these three charges against the Republican state senator:

The Moore Police Department on Wednesday announced that it has recommended three prostitution-related charges against State Sen. Ralph Shortey.

The recommended charges include: soliciting prostitution of a minor, prostitution within 1,000 feet of a church and transporting for the purpose of prostitution.

Did I mention that Shortey was Trump's Oklahoma state chair?

Oh, I did?

Well did I mention that he was endorsed by Sheriff Joe Arpaio? Or that Dog the Bounty Hunter once hosted a rally for him?

Because those are true things as well.

Okay well now I have to stop typing this post because my cheeks actually hurt from smiling.

I know, I know, I am a terrible person for taking such delight in this.

36 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:55 AM

    Well, birds of a feather and all that! These family values republicans are a hoot, aren't they? Sure do like the young 'uns. He was probably "counselling this young man". Yeah, right.

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  2. When the cops found them in the motel room, was one of them down on his knees? If so, maybe they were holding a prayer meeting . . .

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  3. Anonymous3:22 AM

    Those that protest the loudest about immorality are frequently guilty themselves.

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    1. Anonymous6:07 AM

      So true!

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  4. Anonymous4:43 AM

    I bet they WERE discussing Bible verses. And then Shortey invited the child to come with him over spring break and they could really dig into the relevant Bible parts. And Shortey's parts.
    Good for the parents for turning this cretin in. May the stink waft all the way to DC and envelop his mentor.

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  5. Anonymous5:12 AM

    Wonder what Shortey's public stance on marijuana is? I'm far too lazy to look up his voting record, but I figure he's totally against pot, publicly.

    He apparently likes to smoke it, in his private time, with his young rent boys at the Super8.

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    1. Anonymous11:52 AM

      Wonder if he dialed up Rush and the
      Wonder if he dialed up Rush for a threesome??


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  6. Anonymous5:36 AM

    He ordered Chinese take out for dinner ... Sum Yun Boi

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    1. Okay, that's pretty good.

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  7. Anonymous5:36 AM

    How does that expression go "The thing that will end a career is being caught in bed with a dead girl, or a live boy"?? We will see if this applies to religious repubs.

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    1. You know what will happen.

      He'll find Jebus again, repent and ask for forgiveness.

      And they'll give it to him. Yeah, give him another chance.

      Then they'll put on their hoods, go out and find them some homosexuals to burn at the stake.

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    2. Anonymous1:53 PM

      mailuppa - you're as bad as "santorum." Homosexual HAS NOTHING TO DO with what was happening in Shortey's hotel room. PEDOPHILIA is the word you are looking for, and PEDOPHILE to refer to Shortey himself. And if a sexual act occurred, the appropriate word is "rape," because a minor cannot give consent.

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  8. Anonymous5:51 AM

    Just another deplorable for trump. Does this surprise anyone? "The Silent Majority" from don's john's swamp. Just a pos waiting to be flushed.

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  9. Anonymous6:07 AM

    Wanna bet the real reason he arrested him wasn't because he was with a minor, but he was within 1,000ft of a church :)

    Next time he will have to chose a different motel.

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    1. Anonymous11:52 AM

      You can't molest a minor within 1,000 feet of a church, but it's ok to do it IN a church.

      Catholic Priesthood Primer, p. 1

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    2. Anonymous1:59 PM

      Not only the RCC, you might want to look up Jack Schaap and Hyles-anderson Baptist Church.

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  10. Anonymous6:57 AM

    For sure this story will show up in the next 100 tweets palin will post today with the clickbait WOW! or REALLY! or UNBELIEVABLE! or FANTASTIC!

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  11. P.S. Marchand7:11 AM

    So, another upstanding, God-fearing, pillar of the church, who doubtless pitched an hysterical fit over the advent of marriage equality as the law of the land, now is found to have pitched a tent in his trousers contemplating the firm, trim, bubble butt of a young man.

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  12. You cant cell joke without the OK7:19 AM

    Senator Ralph Shortey has sponsored some whackassed legislation.

    Here is one bill he sponsored which died on the vine. He may thank his lucky starfish for that Depending how his current situation plays out he may be thanking his lucky starfish that he still has rights of appeal if he is convicted.

    (Jeebus- where do all these wankers come from?!)

    OK SJR83 | 2012 | Regular Session

    Summary
    Constitutional Amendment; abolishing Court of Criminal Appeals.

    Title
    Constitutional Amendment; abolishing Court of Criminal Appeals.

    Sponsors
    Sen. Ralph Shortey [R]

    https://legiscan.com/OK/bill/SJR83/2012

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  13. Anonymous8:35 AM

    Ralph's charged. All three of tye charges are felony counts apparently.

    http://www.tulsaworld.com/news/state-sen-ralph-shortey-faces-felony-charge-of-engaging-in/article_8c7e665e-5314-58c0-b042-e52ba0a9499f.html

    " MOORE — State Sen. Ralph Shortey was charged Thursday with engaging in child prostitution, engaging in prostitution within 1,000 feet of a church and transporting a minor for prostitution/lewdness.

    Cleveland County prosecutors filed the charges after police investigated an incident involving Shortey and a teenager at a Moore motel."

    Actual charging document: http://www.tulsaworld.com/document-charges-filed-against-state-sen-ralph-shortey/pdf_84b2d14a-093f-5479-b21a-9f44d9c7d514.html

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  14. Anonymous8:50 AM

    6:07 - you may be on to something there!

    7:19 - you left out the most important one - banning aborted fetuses in food.

    4:43 - and since Shorty went to a Bible college, he is well versed in just the right bible passages to use.

    Birdbrain

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  15. WA Skeptic9:20 AM

    1) Loves him some guns.

    2) Loves his wife and family. (So he's forgiven by his christian wife and pastor)

    3) (For the Hypocritical Trifecta)Is he a youth pastor at his church??

    These kind of fools are why I stopped believing in any organized religion YEARS ago.

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  16. Anonymous9:45 AM

    Have you ever seen an uglier sofa?

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  17. Anonymous10:38 AM

    That's an older picture of him. He looks like a 'bear', in need of an 'otter'. Not a wife.
    I feel so sorry for his wife and kids.
    THIS is why coming out of the closet in a healthy way is SO important!

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    1. Anonymous12:01 PM

      He is a pedophile. Pedophiles don't come out of closets. They slither out from under rocks.

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    2. Anonymous12:18 PM

      12:01pm
      Actually, he is a ephebophile, or a teleiophile, not a pedophile.
      The underaged youth he was with wasn't a little boy.


      Shortey isn't to be considered needing to come out of the closet. Do not even attempt to equivocate what this man has done with merely being gay.

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  18. Get Shortey!

    (sorry)

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    1. Anonymous1:09 PM

      “Psychopaths... people who know the differences between right and wrong, but don't give a shit. That's what most of my characters are like.”
      ― Elmore Leonard

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  19. This will take a few posts, but here's a partial list of recent Republican/Right Wing/Religious zealot pervs.

    Republican legislator Ted Klaudt was charged with raping girls under the age of 16. Republican city councilman Joseph Monteleone Jr. was found guilty of fondling underage girls. Republican Township Supervisor Robert Holland stepped down amid accusations that he sexually assaulted a 92-year-old nursing home resident in 2006. Holland, a 77-year-old Republican, pleaded guilty to aggravated indecent assault and related charges and is now serving a two- to four-year prison sentence in Bucks County. Republican congressional aide Jeffrey Nielsen was arrested for having sex with a 14-year old boy. Republican County Commissioner Patrick Lee McGuire surrendered to police after allegedly molesting girls between the ages of 8 and 13. Republican prosecutor Larry Corrigan was arrested for soliciting sex from 13-year old girls. Republican Mayor Jeffrey Kyle Randall was sentenced to 275 days in jail for molesting two boys -- ages ten and 12 -- during a six-year period. Republican County Board Candidate Brent Schepp was charged with molesting a 14-year old girl and killed himself three days later. Republican Congressman Mark Foley abruptly resigned from Congress after "sexually explicit" emails surfaced showing him flirting with a 16-year old boy. Republican executive Randall Casseday of the conservative Washington Times newspaper pleaded guilty to soliciting sex from a 13-year old girl on the internet. Republican chairman of the Oregon Christian Coalition Lou Beres confessed to molesting a 13-year old girl. Republican County Constable Larry Dale Floyd pleaded guilty to charges of soliciting sex from an 8-year old girl. Floyd has repeatedly won elections for Denton County, Texas, constable. Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation. Republican Party leader Bobby Stumbo was arrested for having sex with a 5-year old boy. Republican petition drive manager Tom Randall pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 14, one of them the daughter of an associate in the petition business. Republican County Chairman Armando Tebano pleaded guilty to fondling a 14-year-old girl. Republican teacher and former city councilman John Collins pleaded guilty to sexually molesting 13 and 14 year old girls.

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  20. Part 2

    Republican campaign worker Mark Seidensticker is a convicted child molester. Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls. Republican Mayor Tom Adams was arrested for distributing child pornography over the internet. Republican Mayor John Gosek was arrested on charges of soliciting sex from two 15-year old girls. Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison. Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17. Republican Committeeman John R. Curtain was charged with molesting a teenage boy and unlawful sexual contact with a minor. Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child rapist in Florida. Republican zoning supervisor, Boy Scout leader and Lutheran church president Dennis L. Rader pleaded guilty to performing a sexual act on an 11-year old girl he murdered. Republican anti-abortion activist Nicholas Morency pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography on his computer and offering a bounty to anybody who murders an abortion doctor. Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to three years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl. Republican racist pedophile and United States Senator Strom Thurmond had sex with a 15-year old black girl which produced a child. Republican pastor Mike Hintz, whom George W. Bush commended during the 2004 presidential campaign, surrendered to police after admitting to a sexual affair with a female juvenile. Republican legislator Peter Dibble pleaded no contest to having an inappropriate relationship with a 13-year-old girl. Republican advertising consultant Carey Lee Cramer was sentenced to six years in prison for molesting two 8-year old girls, one of whom appeared in an anti-Gore television commercial. Republican fundraiser Lawrence E. King, Jr. organized child sex parties at the White House during the 1980s. Republican lobbyist Craig J. Spence organized child sex parties at the White House during the 1980s. Republican Congressman Donald "Buz" Lukens was found guilty of having sex with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail.

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  21. Part 3

    Republican anti-gay activist Earl "Butch" Kimmerling was sentenced to 40 years in prison for molesting an 8-year old girl after he attempted to stop a gay couple from adopting her. Republican Party leader Paul Ingram pleaded guilty to six counts of raping his daughters and served 14 years in federal prison. Republican election board official Kevin Coan was sentenced to two years probation for soliciting sex over the internet from a 14-year old girl. Republican politician Andrew Buhr was charged with two counts of first degree sodomy with a 13-year old boy. Republican legislator Keith Westmoreland was arrested on seven felony counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition to girls under the age of 16 (i.e. exposing himself to children). Republican anti-abortion activist John Allen Burt was found guilty of molesting a 15-year old girl. Republican County Councilman Keola Childs pleaded guilty to molesting a male child. Republican activist John Butler was charged with criminal sexual assault on a teenage girl. Republican candidate Richard Gardner admitted to molesting his two daughters. Republican Councilman and former Marine Jack W. Gardner was convicted of molesting a 13-year old girl. Republican County Commissioner Merrill Robert Barter pleaded guilty to unlawful sexual contact and assault on a teenage boy. Republican City Councilman Fred C. Smeltzer, Jr. pleaded no contest to raping a 15 year-old girl and served 6-months in prison. Republican activist Parker J. Bena pleaded guilty to possession of child pornography on his home computer and was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison and fined $18,000. Republican parole board officer and former Colorado state representative, Larry Jack Schwarz, was fired after child pornography was found in his possession. Republican strategist and Citadel Military College graduate Robin Vanderwall was convicted in Virginia on five counts of soliciting sex from boys and girls over the internet. Republican city councilman Mark Harris, who is described as a "good military man" and "church goer," was convicted of repeatedly having sex with an 11-year-old girl and sentenced to 12 years in prison.

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  22. Part 4

    Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio was found guilty of child porn charges and paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos. Republican activist Mark A. Grethen convicted on six counts of sex crimes involving children. Republican campaign chairman Randal David Ankeney pleaded guilty to attempted sexual assault on a child and was arrested again five years later on the same charge. Republican Congressman Dan Crane had sex with a female minor working as a congressional page. Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell admitted to an incestuous relationship with his step daughter, Susan Smith, who later drowned her 2 children by strapping them in their car seats and plunging them into a lake in South Carolina and blamed it on a black man. Beverly Russell admitted abusing Smith when she was 15 and continuing an incestuous relationship with her until shortly before she drowned her children in John D. Long Lake. Republican Judge Ronald C. Kline pleaded guilty to possession of child pornography on his home computer. Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar. Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped. Republican activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. "Republican Marty"), was taken into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an underage girl and one count of delivering the drug LSD. Republican legislative aide Howard L. Brooks was charged with molesting a 12-year old boy and possession of child pornography. Republican Senate candidate John Hathaway was accused of having sex with his 12-year old baby sitter and withdrew his candidacy after the allegations were reported in the media. Republican preacher Stephen White, who demanded a return to traditional values, was sentenced prison after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him. Republican talk show host Jon Matthews pleaded guilty to exposing his genitals to an 11 year old girl.

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    1. Anonymous8:14 PM

      I had never heard that about Susan Smith. It does help explain her messed up thinking.

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  23. Part 5

    Republican sex offender & former Regent University law school assistant dean Evangelical Christian Rev.Stephen L. McPherson, who was indicted June 7, 2008 on 13 felony sexual assault charges involving two girls, has entered a guilty plea to two counts of forcible sodomy and two counts of object sexual penetration. He is set to be sentenced May 22. There was no agreement on a potential sentence, except that prosecutors will recommend a cap of 18 years and six months. Republican sex offender conservative Christian and former NY Tea Party assemblyman and current state Parole Board member, George "Chris" Ortloff, 61, was arrested on Monday, Oct. 13, 2008 on federal charges that he used the Internet to solicit sex with minors. He was arrested following a sting operation at a Colonie motel and had allegedly arranged for a date with a minor he met on the Internet. The New York Post reports that he had child pornography and sex paraphernalia in his possession when he was arrested. State Police reportedly searched Ortloff's home in Plattsburgh and a computer had been seized from his Lake Placid real estate office, officials said. Ortloff, married with two sons, retired from the Assembly in 2006 having represented the 110th District. He was appointed to the plum patronage part-time position on the Parole Board, objectively to continue his pension rights, a six year term part time position paying him $102,000 a year. I Have Sinned: Jimmy Swaggart: The most dramatic religious leader’s confession of all time , after televangelist Swaggart was implicated in a sex scandal with a prostitute. Republican sex offender conservative Christian Missouri State Tea Party Rep. Scott Muschany, (R)-Frontenac, was indicted today, Aug 6, 2008, in connection with a reported sexual assault of a 14-year-old girl on May 17, the day after this year’s Legislative session ended. The alleged victim is the daughter of a state employee. The girl’s mother and Muschany, a married father of 2 children, were romantically involved, the woman said. In a morbid twist of irony, Muschany was a co-sponsor of legislation that toughened sex offender laws in 2006. According to his legislative biography, Muschany and his wife were licensed as foster parents with the Division of Family Services.

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  24. Part 6

    Republican sex offender & longtime stalwart Republican operative Peter Hong was arrested July 23, 2008 for solicitation of prostitution. Police spokesman Peter Panos said that the arrest came during the first day of a two-day sting operation during which "johns" and prostitutes responded to ads placed on the Internet and in print. Thirty-five people were arrested Wednesday and Thursday, Panos said today. Republican sex offender & Tea Party candidate for Mineral County (W.Va.) Commission Wilton Frederick Bland, 30, of Bayberry Place, was arrested March 23, 2007, after police received a complaint concerning a juvenile boy who said Bland had wanted him to appear nude on the Internet. Bland charged last year with 136 counts related to sexually based crimes against children has been sentenced to a possible total of 85 years after pleading guilty in both Grant and Mineral counties. was charged at the time with 73 counts of possession of child pornography, 45 counts of sexual assault in the first degree for allegedly having sex with a child under age 11, nine counts of use of obscene matter with intent to seduce a minor, seven counts of display of obscene matter to a minor and two counts of employing a minor to do sexually explicit conduct, according to the West Virginia State Police. Republican conservative Christian Tea Party Delegate Robert McKee, known as an advocate for children's rights, was the focus of a child pornography investigation after officers searched his Hagerstown, MD home. He resigned his position as both a state delegate and as executive director of the Big Brothers Big Sisters Club of Washington County. Robert Mckee entered a guilty plea of possessing child porn on September 6, 2008. He was sentenced to 3 years in prison on November 21, 2008. McKee's journals document that he simultaneously printed images of child pornography from the Internet and printed stories describing sexual acts between young boys and other young boys or adult men. Someone from McKee's home called the Washington County Sheriff's Department to tip off authorities and provided them with printed images from a computer. Republican sex offender & Department of Children & Families press secretary Al Zimmerman, 40, was arrested Friday, Feb 1, 2008 and charged with eight felony charges of using a child in a sexual performance. According to an arrest report, Zimmerman offered two teens money in exchange for photographing them in sexual acts. The victims were ages 16 and 17 at the time of the crime, and at least one may have been in the care of DCF at one point, according to the report. Authorities believe some of the images daenticement, two counts of contributing to the delinquency of a child and a single charge of exposing himself to a child for allegedly fondling a 16-year-old Ethan House runaway and providing the boy with beer and marijuana late last year.

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  25. Part 7

    Republican businessman Jon Grunseth withdrew his candidacy for Minnesota governor after allegations surfaced that he went swimming in the nude with four underage girls, including his daughter. Republican campaign worker, police officer and self-proclaimed reverend Steve Aiken was convicted of having sex with two underage girls. Republican director of the "Young Republican Federation" Nicholas Elizondo molested his 6-year old daughter and was sentenced to six years in prison. Republican president of the New York City Housing Development Corp. Russell Harding pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography on his computer. Republican benefactor of conservative Christian groups, Richard A. Dasen Sr., was found guilty of raping a 15-year old girl. Dasen, 62, who is married with grown children and several grandchildren, has allegedly told police that over the past decade he paid more than $1 million to have sex with a large number of young women. Republican Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld authorized the rape of children in Iraqi prisons in order to humiliate their parents into providing information about the anti-American insurgency. Tom Ganley, prominent conservative Christian former Ohio Republican Tea Party Congressional candidate, and current "Family Values" hypocrite, is facing three felony charges of gross sexual imposition, and single counts of kidnapping, abduction, solicitation, and menacing by stalking, according to Ryan Miday, a spokesman for County Prosecutor Bill Mason. Mr. Ganley allegedly groped a woman in his car dealership and attempted to insert his fingers in her vagina after sticking his hands down her pants.. Republican anti GayTea Party Conservative head of the Trinity Broadcasting Network, Evangelical Rev. Paul Crouch, who was being sued for using tax free 501.c.3 contributions mostly from low income individuals to purchase Bentleys, $50 million jet, Rolex watches, a $100,000 motor home to house his wife’s dogs, many multi million dollar mansions, and other excesses; paid off 2 former employee boy friends almost a million to settle a wrongful termination suit. A third also sued and is in court. The geezer passed away in 11-13 at age 79. His wife who dresses like a street walker and wears huge hair and massive make up didn’t live with him for decades, they thought secret but everyone knew. Alan David Berlin, 40, a longtime staffer for a conservative Christian Republican state lawmaker, was charged on May 29, 2009 with a first degree felony for unlawful contact with a minor. He is also charged with criminal attempted sexual exploitation of children, criminal solicitation to commit sexual abuse of children, all second-degree felonies, and other offenses. authorities say Berlin suggested dressing up in animal costumes during online sex chats with a 15-year-old boy. During a search, agents found wolf- and cat-type costumes in his home.

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