A man accustomed to wealth and its trappings, Trump has embraced life in the Executive Mansion, often regaling guests with trivia about the historic decor. With the push of a red button placed on the Resolute Desk that presidents have used for decades, a White House butler soon arrived with a Coke for the president.
You know some president's had an emergency hotline to other world leaders.
But this idiot has a button specially designed for emergency thirst quenching.
Oddly enough Trump has had a rather long love/hate relationship with Coke.
Do you remember back when we had a president who did not have to spread bear grease on his ass in order to slide into his pants?
HA HA , they replaced the nuclear button with one that delivers coke to make him feel important because he has a butler at his beckon call. Hope it is made in Mexico Coke Cola.
ReplyDeleteLet’s add diabetes to the list of his health issues.
beck and call, not becon (what does that even mean?) call.
DeleteBefore you mock someone else for your ignorance, try a looking up those bigly words in a dictionary
DeleteBeckon-to signal or summon
Dictionary- book used to look up bigly words
4:31, then it wouldn't be a "beckon call", it would be simply a "beckon". Maybe you need some basic English help? There are ESL classes in many locations...maybe they can help even you?
DeleteSeriously, I thought bear grease was used to hide grey hair.
ReplyDeleteDrumpf is a dumbfuck. A very dangerous dumbfuck. What more need be said?
"spread bear grease on his fat ass in order to slide into his pants" - Fuckin' A Gryphen! Best description yet!!!
ReplyDeleteFunnnnny! Bear grease comment, Gryphen!
Delete..cause,
Hands down there ain't nothing in front to stop those pants from slidin' on.
Yep, even Dubya and Saint Ronnie were far more physically fit and exercise oriented than this this fat, lumbering tub of blubber. He's gonna have to play much more golf if he ever wants to be remotely in shape for his age. Personally, I'd love to see him at a live news conference and be stricken down with a near fatal heart attack or stroke, to be followed by a relatively slow, agonizing death. I've never despised a so-called President so much.
DeleteThat fat ugly slob drinks swamp water, baths in sewer water and smells of toxic garbage water.
ReplyDeleteWhat a waste of 100 days. Trump must resign today and get out of our life. Nobody voted for this useless idiot. He needs to get out of our buildings today.
ReplyDeleteGee Missy, does trump ever visit Tucson anymore? Mexican cola taste good there next to the border. POS useful idiot.
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"At the 100-day mark of his presidency, no Trump campaign promise remains more divorced from present reality than his pledge to “drain the swamp”Trump has stacked his administration with special interests not because he needs their money, but because he needs them, physically."He derided the influence of lobbyists on the policymaking process, then secretly waived ethics rules so they could take high-level posts in his administration."“Trump had a populist vision, but lacked an infrastructure to carry it out. He’s had to turn to all the same failed people and ideas.”
ReplyDelete“Hiding something?” COKE? BRING ME THE REAL THING!
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/04/27/how-trump-let-the-swamp-drain-him.html
https://www.propublica.org/article/familys-shipping-company-could-pose-problems-for-trumps-transportation-pick
DeleteCOKE!
https://www.thenation.com/article/mitch-mcconnells-freighted-ties-shadowy-shipping-company/
All he's accomplished in 100 days is a red button on his desk to order up a coke?
DeleteWatch out for that diet coke. Sister drank it for years. She started to get red dots all over which turned into open weeping lesions .We were fortunate to have connections at Huntsman cancer center in slc,utah. They diagnosed it as a autoimmune disease brought on by the active ingredient aspertaine in diet coke. She is on low does chemo for the rest of her life. It can turn into lymphoma.
ReplyDeleteCool story, bro. Figures you're from Utah, the land of delusional thinking. The American Cancer Society doesn't agree with your claim.
DeleteAlso, nobody is on chemo forever because it would kill them.
Are you going to try to sell us super-expensive oils and weird juices?
Nope,not utah. You need to get better informed before showing your stupidity. I see my sister living with this. That's the diagnosis and the treatment she's on for life.
DeleteGod, is that story still circulating? The opening sentence here is almost verbatim from an email that did the rounds and snopes debunked. Try again snowflake!
DeleteTry living with it. Not a story. Just relating what she's going thru now.
DeleteGoogle red dots diet coke. It talks about the lesions,ect that are a result of drinking diet coke.
DeleteGoogle also talks about Superman and ET. Doesn't mean they're real.
DeleteFrom: https://www.cancer.org/cancer/cancer-causes/aspartame.html
DeleteRumors claiming that aspartame causes a number of health problems, including cancer, have been around for many years. Many of these continue to circulate on the Internet. In the body, aspartame is broken down into phenylalanine, aspartic acid, and methanol. Methanol can be toxic in high amounts, but the amounts that result from the breakdown of aspartame is lower than with many “natural” foods. For example, drinking a liter of diet soda would lead to consumption of 55 milligrams (mg) of methanol, as compared to as much as 680 mg of methanol from a liter of fruit juice.
See? The stupid-ass Mormon juices they sell are far worse for the health than a diet soda.
By "red dots", might you mean cherry hemangiomas, which are caused by a diet of TOO MANY CARBS (hint: diet sodas contain zero carbs)
DeleteStupid fuck
ReplyDeleteSo when he pushes the red button Ivanka comes in to the oval office and grinds on his baby dick.
ReplyDeleteYep, that's about right.
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OT" The letter was published on Facebook by former "Happy Days" star Scott Baio."
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The nerve of such a fat ugly monster trying to fat shame someone else! Who is he to criticize anyone or anything? Every moral precept he has disobeyed, disrespected, or disregarded! He is a serial adulterer, a sexual predator/pervert, a repeat bankrupt, a draft dodger, a lascivious reprobate lusting after his own daughter, a thief/scam artist/con man who has fleeced thousands of millions of dollars, and now, a collaborator with Russia to steal the 2016 election. Is there any good to be said of him?
ReplyDeleteNow that he's illegally installed in the White House, he is defiling it with his many corrupt felonies and his unprincipled cronies. Pushing a button to get a Coke. How highbrow. Next thing you know, the creme de la creme will welcome him into their ranks (/s...will NEVER happen).
It looks like he has the containers for a Kierig machine on a rack behind his desk.JFC this man has zero class. He is such an embarrassment.
ReplyDelete...this stuff doesn’t work.....
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Does the moron think it is a weigh loss drink?
Didn’t sarah give him bristol’s instagram account so he can order weigh loss tea crap?