A man accustomed to wealth and its trappings, Trump has embraced life in the Executive Mansion, often regaling guests with trivia about the historic decor. With the push of a red button placed on the Resolute Desk that presidents have used for decades, a White House butler soon arrived with a Coke for the president.
You know some president's had an emergency hotline to other world leaders.
But this idiot has a button specially designed for emergency thirst quenching.
Oddly enough Trump has had a rather long love/hate relationship with Coke.
Do you remember back when we had a president who did not have to spread bear grease on his ass in order to slide into his pants?