Friday, April 28, 2017

It is easy to get depressed about the state of the country these days. But every once in a while Americans do something awesome.

As you might imagine the calls and tweets were very imaginative.
Yep, faith in mankind officially restored.

10 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:03 AM

    SHOWS YOU THE NEW GUY DOESN'T THINK THINGS THROUGH.

    Is dumbass having second thoughts about the presidency?

    Is being president too hard for his small hands?

    Did Trump run for president to get even with President Obama by reversing and canceling President Obama's executive actions and decisions?


    Reuters
    Fri Apr 28, 2017 | 12:24 AM EDT

    Exclusive: Trump says he thought being president would be easier than his old life

    He misses driving, feels as if he is in a cocoon, and is surprised how hard his new job is.

    President Donald Trump on Thursday reflected on his first 100 days in office with a wistful look at his life before the White House.

    "I loved my previous life. I had so many things going," Trump told Reuters in an interview. "This is more work than in my previous life. I thought it would be easier."

    A wealthy businessman from New York, Trump assumed public office for the first time when he entered the White House on Jan. 20 after he defeated former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton in an upset.

    More than five months after his victory and two days shy of the 100-day mark of his presidency, the election is still on Trump's mind. Midway through a discussion about Chinese President Xi Jinping, the president paused to hand out copies of what he said were the latest figures from the 2016 electoral map.

    "Here, you can take that, that's the final map of the numbers," the Republican president said from his desk in the Oval Office, handing out maps of the United States with areas he won marked in red. "It’s pretty good, right? The red is obviously us."....

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    1. Anonymous5:33 AM

      Boo hoo hoo, what is the matter? Is the secret service preventing him from grabbing women?

      He never reads anything he signs, so why doesn’t someone slip him a letter of resignation? Then he can return to Dump Towers.

      “The red is obviously us.".... Red National color of Russia

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  2. Anonymous2:16 AM

    SPEND MONEY AMERICA DOES NOT HAVE

    LOWER TAXES ESPECIALLY FOR THE WEALTHY

    United States of America get ready for another Republican Party induced depression.

    Does Trump worry about America going in to another depression?

    REMEMBER THIS?

    CNN:
    Donald Trump in 2006: I 'sort of hope' real estate market tanks
    By Jeremy Diamond, CNN
    Updated 8:40 PM EDT, Thu May 19, 2016

    (CNN) Two years before the housing market collapsed in 2008 and millions of Americans lost their homes, Donald Trump said he was hoping for a crash.

    "I sort of hope that happens because then people like me would go in and buy," Trump said in a 2006 audiobook from Trump University, answering a question about "gloomy predictions that the real estate market is heading for a spectacular crash."

    "If there is a bubble burst, as they call it, you know you can make a lot of money," Trump said in the 2006 audio book, "How to Build a Fortune." "If you're in a good cash position -- which I'm in a good cash position today -- then people like me would go in and buy like crazy."

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  3. Anonymous3:50 AM

    Wanna bet little donnie is making sure they get all the phone numbers of the callers and adding him to his "haters" list.

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    1. Anonymous5:28 PM

      So what, if enough people do it, doesn't matter. If you're concerned, get a disposable phone. Borrow your asshole conservative uncle's flip.

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  4. Irishgirl3:51 AM

    I am dying to ring this number but don't fancy my chances of entering the US in the future if I do.

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  5. Anonymous4:40 AM

    Someone reported an alien sighting near tRump Tower in NYC. Turned out to be Maleria tRump!!

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    1. Anonymous5:28 PM

      I believe she's known as Melania - The Ass's Piece of Ass.

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  6. Anonymous5:26 PM

    ooooh, I plan to call and report that the alien species, cheeto-haired, loofah-faced orange shitgibbon has infiltrated the White House and it is committing acts that are crimes against the US Constitution and humanity.

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  7. After "Superman" gets old there is always Starman, E.T., Plan 9 from Outer Space, any Marvin Martian cartoon.

    It doesn't even need to be aliens. You could recite some of the plots of Shakespeare's tragedies like Romeo and Juliet.

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