Saturday, April 08, 2017

Last night Bill Maher said that "Republicans need to learn the difference between being conservative and just being a dick." Wait, there's a difference?

Courtesy of Raw Story: 

In the New Rules segment of HBO’s Real Time, host Bill Maher tore into the Republican Party for rolling back safety and environmental regulations simply because “they’re d*cks.” 

“So much of what they have done since Trump took over isn’t moving the party in a more conservative direction. It’s also not Libertarian. It’s just a d*ck move,” Maher began. 

“Republicans have to learn the difference between being a conservative and just being a d*ck,” the HBO host said before adding that conservatism has become “just about some warped idea that the way to show strength is by being a d*ck and that, in a nutshell, is what Republicanism has become – looking at any problem and saying, ‘What would a d*ck do?’”

The examples that Maher provides are brutal, and make it virtually impossible for most of us to believe that anything motivates the Republicans other than greed and abject sadism.

I mean seriously, asbestos?

It's like we are living in a country where half the politicians are fighting to protect as many people as possible, and the other half are attempting to loosen the gun laws so they can walk around arbitrarily shooting people in the head.

And I have to say it really makes me worry about the future of this country.


  1. Anonymous5:23 PM

    I have never seen anything like the farce that is our government.The repuke party has hurt this country I fear beyond repair.They have congress so gerrymandered that even tho more Democrats vote generally they are still the minority party.

    I weep for this nation and even tho I write and call and volunteer I feel helpless.

  2. Anonymous7:56 PM

    Without the gullible and brain damaged republican simpletons the uber wealthy sociopathic republican oligarchs would lose power. I see no indication the republican simpletons are going to wake up (they have been semi-sentient for decades) so the RW oligarchs will continue to try to engineer a miserable dystopia for the 99% and destroy the planet while lining their pockets.

  3. Speaking of which, Don Young and Lisa Murkowski have ensured that "hunters" can kill hibernating bears, wolf pups in their dens and hunt from helicopters.

    Yeah, real sportsmanship there. I'm so impressed with the impotent DICKS that fought to reverse the regulations that would make hunters actually follow the rules of their "so-called" sport.

    Lead bullets? Really? I guess those lead mine owners are going to hire those unemployed coal miners now that there will be a market for their lead. What next? Lobbying Congress until they allow lead back in paint and water pipes?

    1. Anonymous1:19 AM

      For less than the $94million for all those Tmohawk missiles, Flint could have clean water.
      Killing Muslim strangers for show is WAAAY more important than our citizens (CHILDREN!) having clean water.
      How much $$$did don and pals make with that latest death strike?

    2. Anonymous2:54 AM

      That news should thrill Trump's chronologically but not mentally mature sons no end.

    3. Anonymous6:59 AM

      "death strike"
      6 Syrian Army personnel, 4 adult civilians and 4 children died.
      But not the runway.....funny that.

      Pray tell, how else does one knock out an enemy's airfield without destroying the runway?

  4. Anonymous10:48 PM

    If this were not true it would be funnier than crap in don's john's face. But sadly I still laughed out loud because not only is it true that the republican party has turned into this insane tiny dick head showing and ugly dickless pussys, but they have turned into outrageous giant assholes too ABOUT EVERYTHING GOOD. everything!!! Anything and everything good in this country. And then they smile and lie about it wearing their dickhead pussy trucker hat.

  5. Anonymous1:30 AM

    Maher is the great pretender.
    Can't wait for him to be over.

    1. Anonymous6:08 AM

      Awwww....did he hurt your pwecious fee-fees?

      Eye Roll Troll :)

    2. Anonymous6:12 AM

      You're gonna have a long wait

    3. Anonymous6:57 AM

      I guess you could say he hurt MY 'fee-fees'.
      As a trans gendered woman I can tell you that the way he behaved with Milo Yiannopolous was very offensive to me and other trans people. He helped propagate a dangerous and hurtful agenda all in the name of giving the 'opposition' some air time, please, it was for ratings and It Worked. It was shameful. Maher has a loooooong history of publicly saying misogynistic little pearls, look it up.
      Perhaps you, too, feel the need to tell me which public restroom I can use? Also, tell me that I'm 'deranged' for being born in the wrong body while you're at it.

    4. Anonymous7:59 AM

      3 bathrooms. Womens-Mens-Its. If you are confused of who and what you were borned to be ok? Than use the its. It's ok to be confused but seek help and don't confuse the children or the rest of us. We know what gender we are and what bathroom to use. Thank you.

    5. Anonymous8:08 AM

      The great pretender? That would be the fake lying pos sob slob sitting in the white house along with his mentally ill cabinet of enablers and his Russian master must be distraught over his coming demise, exposure and embarrassment of his personal disaster.

    6. Anonymous8:11 AM

      I cant wait for trump and his enablers to be over and out in prison. Here's Johnny!!!

  6. Anonymous11:35 AM

    Bill Maher has never been my favorite but sometimes he is right on point. And his examples of GOP "d***iness" are very telling. I've often wondered how GOP members of government can deny the problems of climate change and the environment and still tell their children and grandchildren that they love them. Or how they can prattle on about their patriotism and vote against any bill that aims at helping veterans. Or how they can so easily applaud any military strikes that kill and maim innocent people all the while claiming the sacredness of fetuses. I guess it just "d***iness."


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