Tuesday, May 16, 2017

Callista Gingrich will be chosen as the ambassador to the Vatican. That'll teach the Pope.

Courtesy of CNN: 

Callista Gingrich, the wife of former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, is the preferred nominee to be the next ambassador to the Vatican. 

The White House hopes to announce her nomination before President Donald Trump meets with Pope Francis on May 24 in Rome. 

The decision to nominate Gingrich has been made, but the announcement has taken longer than expected pending approval from the Office of Government Ethics, an administration official said. 

The White House hopes to formally nominate Gingrich as soon as this week.

Well now we know what Trump offered to keep Newt kissing his ass for all this time.

Look I know that there has been some friction between Trump and the Pope, but at least you would think he might send an ambassador who looks like she was born on this planet.

When you keep getting mistaken for an actress made up to be an alien.
Callista's qualifications for the job include being Newt's third wife, having sex with him while his second wife was fighting cancer, and promoting the theory that all cancers were cured in 1925 but that the government is covering up the evidence.

Just another reminder that Trump is actively trying to destroy our reputation around the world.

Except for Russia that is, he so wants Daddy Putin to love him.

36 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:42 AM

    OT?"Goodman takes the reader along as she goes to where the silence is, bringing out voices from the streets of Ferguson to Staten Island, Wall Street, South Carolina to East Timor—and other places where people are rising up to demand justice. Democracy Now! is the modern day underground railroad of information, bringing stories from the grassroots to a global audience."

    https://www.amazon.com/Democracy-Now-Covering-Movements-Changing/dp/1501123580

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    1. AG gets nowhere near the credit she deserves. A national treasure, that girl.

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  2. Anonymous9:03 AM

    So, Trump continues to appoint people to offices they are totally unqualified for. An adulter as ambassador to the Vatican. I would find this funny if I wasn't so sickened and scared about what is happening to our country. How many times can We shake our heads in disbelief? Why are the Republicans so silent? It goes way beyond hypocrisy.

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    1. Anonymous9:26 AM

      I share your feelings, Anon at 9:03 am. It's fun to laugh with SNL but, knowing that all of this and much worse is real and happening day after day, is completely demoralizing.
      Beaglemom

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    2. Anonymous12:30 PM

      It is. We can leave or wait it out, hoping we on't get led into a stupid fucking war that is global.
      In the meantime, I will take the extra 15k from the AMT going away and enjoy my healthcare. I can't feel too badly about it . I didn't vote for him.I continue to resist and protest.

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  3. Anonymous9:10 AM

    Well, I guess it's fitting that she's ambassador to someplace that literally doesn't matter.

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  4. Anonymous9:27 AM

    "I could get my friends at Duck Dynasty to take you shootin, and my frend Ted Nugent could play the theme song for the show. Willow would do your hare. It couldn’t be worse than it is now. For your costumes, you already have the blue suit and red tie, and I already have my tableshirt, so we won’t have hi overhede. Todd would make sure your sexual needs are met without you ever havin to grab another pu$$y yourself. Bristol knows what to do with any offspring, and Track will beat up any woman who complains about your little fingers. At the end of every show I will make blueberry pie and you can have two scups of ice cream on yours."
    IN SIN,
    $ara please Pee on ME!

    https://malialitman.com/2017/05/16/sarah-palin-gives-trump-advice-on-quitting/

    THAT^ ISis GOODnews fun.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_gospel

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  5. Anonymous9:44 AM

    GRYPHEN, NO!!!! WHEN I WALK ACROSS THE ROOM, HER EYES FOLLOW ME WITH A LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL MIXED WITH PITY AND SHAME!!!!

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    1. An (un?)documented alien from a galaxy far, far away.

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  6. Anonymous9:45 AM

    Leak is far worse than reported !
    Erick Erickson: The Real Problem Is Trump, Not The Leakers
    Excerpt -
    The President does not seem to realize or appreciate that his bragging can undermine relationships with our allies and with human intelligence sources.
    “I am told that what the President did is actually far worse than what is being reported,” Erickson said. “The President does not seem to realize or appreciate that his bragging can undermine relationships with our allies and with human intelligence sources. He also does not seem to appreciate that his loose lips can get valuable assets in the field killed.”
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/erick-erickson-trump-russia-source-true_us_591b1785e4b07d5f6ba65db5?ncid=inblnkushpmg00000009

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    1. Homer Simpson9:55 AM

      Doh!

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  7. Anonymous9:47 AM

    I wonder if she knows that Newtie won't be joining her in Italy and by the time Drumpf resigns or is forced to leave office Handsome Newt (that's the nickname he prefers to 'Newtie') will have moved on to a younger, less intense looking spousal unit.

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    1. Anonymous11:23 AM

      Newticles is so fat he rolls when he walks. He has ALWAYS thought he is handsome, and some women found him to be, but "quantity" would never take the place of "quality". I wonder if she sleeps with her eyes open, to keep an eye on Newtie?

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    2. Anonymous12:32 PM

      11:23 It does not appear that she is able to close those eyes, the lids have been lifted so severely.

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  8. Anonymous9:53 AM

    I wonder if Cuntlista the Screw the Married Guy Barbie and Smellyanne the Blow Her Trump(et) Barbie are related.

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  9. Anonymous10:00 AM

    hahaha

    Callista is in 5 of the 6 creepy things Jezebel found creepy about Newt's love life!

    http://jezebel.com/5876553/6-creepy-things-about-newt-gingrichs-love-life

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  10. Anonymous10:07 AM

    OT...https://youtu.be/N3CFwkoqxIs

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  11. Anonymous10:17 AM

    She looks like valley of the dolls cast member. And her lover boy the newt walk hand in hand into the sunset with don john trump. Just another nasty dirty liar who are "good" friends with the trump organization, low class mobsters that owe money.

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  12. Anonymous10:19 AM

    Trump should take his own plane instead of ours to middle east.

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  13. Anonymous10:23 AM

    Any wire tap of trump having sex in the oval office and white house? The place has camera's and wires all over it. What nasty behavior did trump and his buddies accomplish this week?

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  14. Anonymous10:41 AM

    Did Callista invent cosplay?

    She and Newtered shoulda patented that chit!

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  15. Anonymous12:27 PM

    Calista Gingrich looks like a parakeet who was turned into a person. Maybe Gepetto? The old man who turned a puppet into a boy? Maybe he turned his parakeet into a person.

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  16. Anonymous12:58 PM

    Hahaha. This is a joke? Right?

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  17. Like most wingnut women of dubious moral character, she is uglier than nine miles of rough road.

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    1. Anonymous10:07 PM

      Yep, she looks like about 25 miles of bad road.

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  18. Anonymous2:15 PM

    Let's see, a single Catholic woman has a sexual affair with a married man. Nah, the Vatican won't give a shit.

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    1. Anonymous10:08 PM

      Hey, if the price is right, the Vatican will overlook anything.

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  19. Anonymous2:38 PM

    Meh, my understandig is teh Vatican post is largely ceremonial - gettign teh Opus Dei types a roasary and a mass blessing from the Pope

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  20. Anonymous3:33 PM

    I think Trump has poked the Pope and Catholics everywhere in the holy eye with this appointment.

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  21. Anonymous6:18 PM

    Her confirmation was held up by the Ethics office,why?

    She couldn't be bothered to do the paperwork or just another republican crook?

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  22. So - - - Callista was one of Newt's staffers. He was married to his second wife. He rented a Capitol Hill townhouse with taxpayer $$$ so he could bang her a couple of times a day while trying to impeach Bill Clinton for getting a couple of BJ's from Monica.

    And now she's "devout" Catholic.

    I thought the Catholic church's standards were much higher than this ho'.

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    1. Anonymous8:16 PM

      You're kidding right? The same catholic church that has sanctioned the raping of young boys for eons? The same catholic church that won't allow its members to use birth control?

      The catholic church has been murdering, raping, pillaging and buggering for over a millennium; Calista Gingrich is the least of this monstrous institution's problems and in fact her and Newt's "morality" seems to fit the catholic model quite nicely.

      All religions are quite nasty at their heart but catholicism seems to reign supreme over all others when it comes to being truly abhorrent.

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    2. Anonymous3:24 AM

      Remember that Gingrich was only unfaithful, or so he says, when he was under a lot of stress. At the time that brilliant piece of self defense silenced the media and reassured the GOP so he was able to keep going after Pres. Clinton.
      Beaglemom

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  23. Serves them right.

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  24. WA Skeptic8:29 PM

    OMG--that woman is scary! Is that her "nice face"???

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  25. Given his track record of previous appointments, wouldn't it be more appropriate for Trump to nominate an atheist as ambassador to the Vatican? Or maybe a Satan-worshipper?

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