Monday, May 15, 2017

Donald Trump believes that exercising uses up the body's finite energy. Well that explains a lot. Update!

Courtesy of WaPo: 

President Trump reportedly eschews exercise because he believes it drains the body’s “finite” energy resources, but experts say this argument is flawed because the human body actually becomes stronger with exercise. 

Trump’s views on exercise were mentioned in a New Yorker article this month and in “Trump Revealed,” The Washington Post’s 2016 biography of the president, which noted that Trump mostly gave up athletics after college because he “believed the human body was like a battery, with a finite amount of energy, which exercise only depleted.”

Okay well I am sure that I do not have to explain how wrong Trump is on this, but let's just do it anyhow.

Rather than deplete the body's energy, exercise actually re-energizes the body and allows us to increases our endurance, our physical strength, and makes the whole thing run more efficiently.

What's more exercise can help to stave off all sorts of ailments, such as heart disease, osteoporosis, type 2 diabetes, mental health issues, and certain types of cancer.

It also helps to keep your weight manageable, and can even prolong your life expectancy.

In other words there is every reason to exercise.

But perhaps the best one is so that you don't end up looking like this fat fuck.

I swear it is almost like the Russians chose the stupidest, unhealthiest, and most mock-able American they could find to be our president. Almost as if they were trying to destroy our credibility complet......Ahhh.

Update: Here is a Time Magazine article saying that exercise even makes you younger on a cellular level. 

Apparently that is why Donald Trump has old, pudgy, Cheeto stained cells unlike the rest of us.


  1. Anonymous11:37 AM

    I'm actually glad he subscribes to this ridiculous nonsense. The less he exercises (plus more unhealthy food), the sooner he drops dead of a myocardial infarction or stroke. That can't come soon enough for me.

    1. Anonymous12:26 PM

      My sentiments exactly.

    2. Anonymous1:52 PM

      Your thoughts brought a bigly tremendous smile to my face.

    3. Anonymous4:49 AM

      I actually don't think he believes this at all. Bear with me, because I was married to a manipulative sociopath like Trump (but much poorer, obviously), and this is what they do. He was probably bad at sports or lazy or thought his wig looked lopsided when he swears, so he had to think of an excuse. Not just any excuse, but an excuse that would make him appear smarter than everyone else around him. No one could whip out their phone and ask Sirius, so a lot of people probably just took him at his word, which I'm sure he sounded bigly confident about.
      For a little example: my ex told me dogs were bred to not be afraid of gunshots. I said no, that's an environmental thing you have to teach as a puppy. He laughed and told me I was wrong. I googled it. He refused to look at the screen. He finally got mad and said that he meant deaf dogs (no one breeds deaf dogs, omg).

  2. Anonymous11:45 AM

    The President is such a FINE, physical specimen! And by the way, his mental health seems even better...

    1. You're absolutely right! Say, maybe we all ought to write to him and convince him he'd look cooler still if he took up smoking.

    2. Anonymous1:21 PM

      "The President"?

    3. Anonymous2:16 PM

      Great idea, dvlaries!

  3. Anonymous11:48 AM

    He had to conserve all the finite energy for pussy grabbing (only exercise worth doing)

  4. Anonymous11:52 AM

    A simple fat fu*k. Now adays he must wear a triple bullet proof vest which make him look like an elephant with stubby fingers.

  5. Anonymous12:00 PM

    He's fat, doesn't exercise, and is under stress. What could possibly go wrong? It can't happen soon enough!

  6. Anonymous12:03 PM

    Out of totally being bored I watch miss usa. The winner born in napal Italy said that health care is a privilege. Really? in America? healthcare is not a right to live and life? Dictators choose who lives and who dies? Gee? Mighty American of her. Only one out of final 3 claimed to believe that they are feminist and said in a soft voice how she believed in fairness for all people. She came in 3rd.

    1. Anonymous2:19 PM

      I happened to watch that shitshow. Miss Minnesota (2nd runner-up) wasn't the prettiest but she seemed to be the smartest and acted as though she wasn't afraid of voicing progressive views. But the whole idea of beauty pageants is quite sexist and regressive. I hope the newly crowned winner gets a lot of blowback for her statements.

    2. Anonymous3:42 PM

      What she is NOT allowed to have an opinion of her own lol? What the fuck is wrong with you people?

    3. Anonymous4:31 PM

      3:42 - did someone say she isn't allowed to have an opinion of her own?

  7. Some day some cardiologist or oncologist is going to correct Trump's presumption that he isn't something more than a flesh & mortal like the rest of us. We won't get to watch but it's gonna be like a cartoon character hitting a brick wall.

    Let him keep thinking he's invincible, and the smartest man in the group always. It's gonna be a bitter, bitter wake-up.

  8. Anonymous12:39 PM

    Well goodie for him! Obviously he doesn’t exercise his brain either.

    He could also stop wasting taxpayer money for his golf outings, which are probable only photo ops and advertising for his own profit anyway.

    Let him keep eating crap and not exercising, along with his temper tantrums, it will have him on a nice path to a stroke or heart attack.

    A nice lingering stroke that paralyses his mouth and little fingers would be great.

  9. Anonymous12:48 PM

    "exercise can help to stave off all sorts of ailments"

    Shhhhhh...don't tell him!!!

  10. Anonymous12:52 PM

    @ 12:03
    That is interesting because Italy has Universal health care. Is she an illegal alien :)

    Good thing little donnie has the American taxpayers to foot the bill for his Obamacare, under his plan he wouldn’t be able to even get insurance because of all his pre existing conditions.

  11. Anonymous12:53 PM

    He's definitely a low amperage fellow ... both physically and intellectually.

  12. Anonymous1:03 PM

    When he had three Time magazine reporters for dinner last week, he got extra sauce for his meat, special "Thousand Island" (Russian) dressing for his iceberg lettuce -- and, get this, two scoops of ice cream with his pie. His guests were given one scoop.
    Mike Pence asked for a fruit plate.
    Trump is an obese old man who cannot control his desires.
    Those extra helpings of ice cream, and, you can bet, lots more treats when he's alone, will create a girth to rival William Howard Taft. He's already put on at least ten pounds since the election.
    Taft exercised off-and-on, but Trump can't even walk down a flight of stairs. He can't see them.

    1. Anonymous2:36 PM

      Russian and Thousand Island dressing are two very different substances.

    2. Anonymous3:30 PM

      It sounds like Trump's preferred menus are straight from the 1950's. I feel sorry for the truly excellent White House chefs. I wonder if the vegetable garden is even still there. It was put in the care of the National Park Service because it is located on the White House grounds. But who knows. Trump may not like looking at good-for-you vegetables. He's probably afraid they may come and attack him in the middle of the night.

    3. Anonymous6:45 PM

      I think Mr. Glutton was also sending a message to the press,see I get diet coke and water for you.

      Instead it just proves once again what a petty, crass person he is.

  13. Anonymous1:21 PM

    Wanna know what zaps energy? A fat blob with a three inch dick and a two minute erection believing sex with him was the Best!

    Melania Knauss

  14. Anonymous1:35 PM

    Didn't even his fake doc letter say he was on a cholesterol inhibitor? Whoever occupies the White House and all the COngresscritters should have to negotiate and be covered by whatever "healthcare plan" they institute at the lowest middle class level of income. Donnie has a pre-existing. watch it cost him 50% of income.

  15. Anonymous1:37 PM

    But Donny, black slaves in the 1800's were forced to work 16 hours a day or more. Did they have bigger batteries than the white owners?

    1. Anonymous1:51 PM

      Another nonsensical IM comment. How about slaves of all races throughout the history of mankind 1:37? Why not mention them in your nonsensical comment too?

    2. Anonymous2:35 PM


      There are some real doozies commenting here now, right? I don't know if it's drugs, booze, stupidity or a combo of all three but I feel kind of uncomfortable reading some of their strange comments.

    3. Anonymous3:34 PM

      1:51& 2:35... Let me guess, you're both the same person and a jack off till you pass out Trump Fanboy.?

    4. Anonymous7:37 PM

      Yes yes 3:34, obviously anyone here that has any rational independent thought and doesn't blindly follow the herd must be a Trump fanboy.

  16. Anonymous1:48 PM




    Washington Post:
    National Security

    Trump revealed highly classified information to Russian foreign minister and ambassador

    President Trump revealed highly classified information to the Russian foreign minister and ambassador in a White House meeting last week, according to current and former U.S. officials, who said that Trump’s disclosures jeopardized a critical source of intelligence on the Islamic State....

    This is code-word information,” said a U.S. official familiar with the matter, using terminology that refers to one of the highest classification levels used by American spy agencies. Trump “revealed more information to the Russian ambassador than we have shared with our own allies.”...

    For most anyone in government discussing such matters with an adversary would be illegal. As president, Trump has broad authority to declassify government secrets, making it unlikely that his disclosures broke the law....

    “It is all kind of shocking,” said a former senior U.S. official close to current administration officials. “Trump seems to be very reckless, and doesn’t grasp the gravity of the things he’s dealing with, especially when it comes to intelligence and national security. And it’s all clouded because of this problem he has with Russia.”...

  17. Anonymous1:50 PM

    Josh Barro
    Twitter › jbarro

    Donald Trump concealed classified information from the Russian government, with few exceptions.

    4 mins ago - View on Twitter

  18. Anonymous1:50 PM

    Donald Trump's poll numbers should terrify Republicans - 18 mins ago

  19. Anonymous1:50 PM

    'Morning Joe' Hosts: Conway Said She Needed a Shower After Speaking for Trump

    The New York Times - 6 mins ago

  20. Anonymous1:51 PM

    Hillary Clinton is unqualified to be president
    -Comrade Trump

  21. Anonymous1:56 PM

    Trump threatens Comey: Better hope there are no tapes



  22. Anonymous2:01 PM

    Trump is threatened by any one smarter then himself. Therefore he is scared of everyone except Sarah Palin.
    That is pretty much why he fires intelligent people and keeps/hires idiots!! Ie; sessions,ivanka,kellyanne,Spicer, amiright?

  23. Anonymous2:01 PM

    Come on Trump you dumb fuck, you can't be that stupid.

    1. Anonymous3:17 PM

      Why challenge Drumpf to show us how stupid he is? Can that possibly end well for anyone?

  24. Anonymous2:02 PM

    Who's more dangerous to America?

    North Korea or Trump?

    1. Anonymous2:10 PM

      Raising my hand, I know the answer.
      Answer: Donald fat ass porker trump!

  25. Anonymous2:07 PM

    Now we know why Trump allowed Putin's Tass State spy reporters in the Oval Office and kept the American media out of the Oval Office.

    Trump didn't trust the American media to keep sensitive top secrets away from Americans.

    1. Anonymous3:26 PM

      So he hands them out gratis to his Russian guests???? I think he's providing the information he promised when he did the deal to get the hacking and he's maybe getting a little more time to pay his debts to the Russian banks. All of this, of course, compromises our intelligence agencies. But Trump and his complicit GOP friends could care less. They'll do anything to undo the country and our Constitution.

    2. Anonymous6:57 PM

      Trump didn't trust the American media to keep sensitive top secrets away from Americans.
      But giving it to the russians is ok? What planet are you from?

      That makes it even worse because it would prove he purposely leaked information that he was told NOT to tell the russians.

  26. Anonymous3:15 PM

    Gryphen, admit it: you're just jealous of Drumpf because he's president and you're not. That's very childish of you. If Drumpf wasn't so fucking fat I would suggest you be the bigger man about this, but obviously there's no way in hell that' even possible.

    Some people are saying that Drumpf was the originator of the powerful business success secret know as ass pennies. I don't know. That's what they say. It's on the internet.


  27. Anonymous3:54 PM

    As one in the midst of chemo, my oncologist has stressed the importance to exercise, how very little or much that my body can handle, because it is essential for energy building.

    His comment is so ignorant that it doesn't deserve commenting on, yet here I am.

    1. Anonymous7:03 PM

      Hope your treatment is successful.

      Sending ((( you ))) a long distance hug!

    2. Anonymous8:35 PM

      It is important that all of us speak up, comment, protest, etc. Everyday. We cannot allow this person to tear up our country and our constitution. He is a dangerous evil person. He is unfit and he rigged a USA election to commit crimes. He is owned by foreign mobsters. He must be removed immediately today.

  28. Anonymous8:41 PM

    Gee Whiz? I thought the republicans were the constitutional party? Federalist party? The family values party? The debt free party? and sara palin was their brightest star? but it is trump. drill baby drill drill baby drill. Yep.


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