Friday, May 26, 2017

Here is your break from all things Trump related courtesy of a Blind Item solution.

wishing I was in Vegas with this hot stuff!! #MCM missing you already 😘😘

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Courtesy of Crazy Days and Nights: 

This A+ list last name recognition celebrity offspring who has really only done a bunch of reality shows recently moved because she wants to get into the family business and thinks it will be easier in the state where she has moved to.

And the reveal was:

Bristol Palin

I don't want to tell these folks how to do their job, but I think they are barking up the wrong dimwit.

Yes I think the move to Texas was for political reasons, but I don't think that it is so that Bristol "baby maker" Palin can launch her career as a conservative lawmaker.

I instead believe it is all about Dakota and his shiny Medal of Honor that hypnotizes conservative military groupies into believing he has what it takes for a life in Texas politics.

Which in this case I assume is an incoherent speech pattern and the IQ of cow dung.

However in Texas I think that automatically makes him a front runner.

87 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:08 AM

    "...an incoherent speech pattern and the IQ of cow dung..."

    Heh, it obviously worked for Rick Perry.

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    1. Anonymous5:08 AM

      And the MOH dimwit should know how to body slam really great! A future requirement for any Republican candidate.

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  2. Well, coming to Austin wasn't the best part of Texas for a guns, God, and stupidity candidate. Even statewide, vote totals are gettimg closer to 50-50. They might get something in a surrounding red area, though. I did try to see where they bought from tax records, but no results in their names. (I swear I'm not a stalker, just curious.)

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    1. Anonymous5:12 AM

      AZ seemed like a better match for this panting, breathless nimrod.

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    2. Anonymous6:04 AM

      Yup. Austin is Very liberal. If they are far enough out of town though...

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    3. Anonymous6:37 AM

      @anon 6:04 am
      To be far "enough out of town" they would have to move to East Texas. Over 1,000 people a DAY are moving into Austin and the surrounding small towns, many in the hitech industries, he doesn't have a chance in hell of going anywhere in politics.
      If he wanted to run in a totally red state he should have stayed in AK or TN.

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  3. Anonymous4:25 AM

    Duh's mumbling, bumbling response to the UK bombing on faux should be proof positive that HE is not political material. Just because $carah managed to pull it off with a less than average I.Q. does not mean any clown can do it. Mt advice to the Palin clan is GET A REAL JOB. You are, nor ever will be "Ready for primetime" After all the faled reality shows this should be painfully obvious.

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    1. Anonymous5:30 AM

      His mumbling bumbling response is exactly what Fox viewers can relate to and exactly what the Republican party wants to transform everyone into.

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    2. Anonymous6:29 AM

      Sarah had sex appeal to older men. Dakota? No. His teeth do practically glow in the dark, though.

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  4. Anonymous4:26 AM

    Perhaps the former (and current) Texas governor has offered Dakota a 'position' that is useful for them both and rill Umerkin 'conservatives' who support #45? Of course ol' Sarah P is involved (think 2008 and prior and the Koch sponsored Republican Governors cross-pollination associations).

    dowl

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    1. Anonymous1:17 PM

      Karl Rove & Kockroaches: TeXxxa$$ 'Red' Oil!
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Crossroads
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_Rove
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cambridge_Analytica

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  5. Caroline in San Jose, soon moving back to Mobile4:37 AM

    For Alaskans, it must be different, but the rest of us are so over the Palins.

    We thought that things couldn't get worse after Sarah.

    We was wrong.

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    1. Anonymous2:33 PM

      I *was wrong
      We *were wrong

      Singular - was
      Plural - were

      I'm not being sarcastic, just pointing it out to you so you can learn. I know how Alabama fails their students.

      I agree wholeheartedly with the rest of your post. :)

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  6. Louie Gohmert, my congressweasel "Cantaloupe Calves" King and other dingbat wingnuts make cow dung look like rocket scientists by comparison.

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    1. Louie, winner and still champ: lowest IQ in Congress.

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    2. Anonymous1:02 PM

      @7:30 iCall:Peckwood>
      https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=trey+gowdy&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8

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  7. Anonymous4:41 AM

    Scary, he doesn't need normal speech all he has to do, like rumpy, hold up a gun. USA, most, citizens are just dumb and will get dumber with devos brand of education. They are just pics and in private they are like her parents. How can they be any different. Ignorant people they are. Look out t.

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    1. Anonymous6:23 AM

      Social media and television screens are lit up this time of year with graduations and accomplished young men and women set to embark on making their mark in the world, and then you have these two yahoos. No redeeming value except they can screw like rabbits, having to count on Mommie and Daddie when they're pushing thirty. Pathetic.

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  8. They will do well. Sarah Palin hit the jackpot for her family, particularly Bristol. She only has the opportunities and money that she has gotten because of her mother. It's paid off. Yes, she gets mocked but laughs all the way to the bank, giving a middle finger salute to those scorning her.

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    1. Anonymous5:17 AM

      Lord knows that she can't do anything on her own talent and merit! Let her raise her middle finger; it's all she got. Surprising that she can pee without Mommie holding her hand!

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    2. Anonymous6:40 AM

      The money is drying up and she will have nothing, no education, no job skills. I do think Duhkota was smart to move to Texas, when he dumps her ass his child support will be much lower.

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    3. Anonymous9:30 AM

      With the election of Trump it's obvious that America is overflowing with idiots, so yes, the un-dynamic duo will probably profit by tapping into the intellectually diminished population of this once great Nation.

      Just another couple of doofuses eager to sit at the helm of our new Idiocracy.

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    4. Anonymous9:35 AM

      Mocked? why would we mock her? I mean, kids out of wedlock, a pitiful attempt at learning to dance while pregnant, failed TV shows, spoiled kids, how many engagements, no education, no skills, no nothing. I feel sorry for her in a way. She's got nothing but her mother's name, and that is mud to most of the country.

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  9. Anonymous4:46 AM

    If Bristol is going into politics (hardly the family business) she might be surprised to find the Internet is forever. Hard to hide all the skeletons in the closet and weren’t there rumors that there were nude photos or a sex tape out there !!!

    If Dumbkota is going into politics, HA HA, maybe he should move back to KY where he could at least play the “ home boy card”. He doesn’t have anything to offer, he is stupid, not good looking, lacks charisma and is a poor speaker. Most people are not impressed by a MOH, especially one that trades it in for $$.

    They might want to try getting real jobs, so they would have something to put on a resume. Selling t-shirts and diarrhea tea on facebook is not a career move for politicians. Also open a book on history and government.

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    1. Anonymous8:34 AM

      Bristol isn't much better in the speakign departmetn = remember those painful anti-chice speeches of hers?

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  10. Austinite here. B won't do well here.
    Austin is very blue. Sure, you have your rednecks here, but Austin in general is very liberal. One of the local AM stations has offered her to come on air and talk with them. I'm sure she's too chicken shit to do it. Dale Dudley (KLBJ-FM) has been here for decades and is known for hard ball questions and rants. Brissy-baby -- you are toast in this town.

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    1. Anonymous6:43 AM

      LOL, I think they moved to the wrong part of TX.
      I think Cruz will be out the next election and I think Tx is done with carpetbaggers.

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    2. Anonymous8:17 AM

      There must be a trailer park or two near Austin. That is their fan base.

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  11. Anonymous5:05 AM

    @ 4:18 AM Don’t forget the palins always buy real estate using a LLC to avoid paying taxes !!

    Probable they pretending to enter politics so they can set up PACs and continue the family tradition of grifting.

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    1. Anonymous2:39 PM

      Isn't grifting through PACs what the article meant by entering the "family business"?

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    2. Anonymous2:42 PM

      "recently moved there because they want to get into the family business".

      Barking up the wrong dimwit? I don't think so. You're forgetting what the family business really is. It's not politics.

      She learned all she needs to know from Mommy Deare$t.

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  12. Anonymous5:22 AM

    He's incoherent and speaks in broken sentences. Check out his Facebook page where he's sitting in his empty swimming pool if you don't believe how utterly ridiculous they are. He brags about how hot his wife is while she sits on the edge taking selfies and giggling. They did a similar one on Brisdulls page and it's equally stupid. These two have nothing to offer. They're both fake as hell.

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    1. Anonymous11:26 AM

      OMG , he is shitfaced and his mumbling is worse than ever. By the background it looks like they are out in the Hutto Tx area which is turning bluer every day.

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    2. Anonymous3:22 PM

      At the very end of the Facebook Live on Brisdull's page, Tripp says he has three sisters and no brothers.

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  13. Anonymous5:32 AM

    I don't think Texas is a homogenous and dumb as your think. It was/is home to Molly Ivins, Ann Richards and Brene Brown. I know there are others from Texas who I do not hold in such high esteem, but that's true for every state.

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    1. Anonymous11:27 AM

      AK is much more red than Tx, as we continue to fight the gerrymandering it will turn blue in the near future.

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  14. Anonymous5:36 AM

    MCM?

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    1. Anonymous8:28 AM

      Casino.

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    2. Anonymous9:04 AM

      Man Crush Monday (gag me)

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    3. Anonymous9:38 AM

      Ugh. She has the mentality of a teenager.

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    4. Anonymous1:45 PM

      9:38 AM - just like her mommy.

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  15. Anonymous6:08 AM

    Austin is full of very smart blue people, and the only reason to move close to the state capital is if the retarded Governor is going to appoint him to some state job, as a stepping stone to a political career.
    Stupider and lesser beings have gone on to elected office from Texas with such a boost. But Dakota, even with GOP money behind him, will be quite a lift.
    They'll be on their way back to AK or KY within a year or two. The guy has no training, no skills, no charisma, no

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    1. Anonymous8:30 AM

      Summer is coming, and with it the 100+ degree temps. They will get the heck outta Dodge during that time!

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    2. Anonymous9:22 AM

      "The guy has no training, no skills, no charisma, no"

      Irrelevant, practically prerequisite for GOP.

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    3. Anonymous9:32 AM

      8:30--exactly. My son and family have been in Houston for six years, and you can't even swim during the day because you can't be out in the sun. Kids played indoors in the AC. They are moving back to MI this week, and will be SO much happier! Bristol was either trying to get rid of Sarah, or MOH has some grift lined up. The question is, what are they living on? Neither is working.

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  16. Randall6:10 AM

    "A+ list celebrity"?

    ...whose list?

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    1. Anonymous7:01 AM

      Shit list??

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    2. Anonymous7:32 AM

      Yeah Bristol would laugh st herself being called a celebrity. Back when Gino desperately wanted to do tv, she was like "I hate filming. " she hated his ego and neediness. And how he uses people. (We saw him try to use him for $$ despite her not being wealthy. But because he's irresponsible.

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    3. Toad's?

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    4. Anonymous8:39 AM

      Right 7:32 - that's why she chased the A gig and the one with Chris whatsis and his brother? Gee, you're almost as dumb as Bitchtol.

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    5. Anonymous9:39 AM

      looks like Alicia's here at 7:32. ugh, give it a rest you sycophant

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  17. Anonymous6:48 AM

    ot-bet NOT:
    http://www.rawstory.com/2017/05/he-got-me-hook-line-and-sinker-trump-voters-struggling-with-opioid-crisis-realize-they-were-duped/

    Who in the KKKlan'$ $uc-CUM-$ first? MIA Toad?

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  18. Anonymous7:26 AM

    OT?
    http://www.rawstory.com/2017/05/behind-closed-doors-texas-lawmakers-strip-funding-for-sex-trafficking-victims/

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  19. Anonymous7:28 AM

    What the? Family business? She doesn't consider herself a celeb. Why do these sites create bogus stories? wasn't this the site that lied and said she wasn't 100% sure who sailors father was? Because her and Dakota laugh at all the losers who spread mean gossip about that and they're glad to know who the low life's are.

    No palin thinks of themselves as celebs. Unless you count charities worked with they love.

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    1. Anonymous8:31 AM

      I thought their 'family business' was fish pickers? Or was it pimping?

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    2. Anonymous9:29 AM

      7:28 "Do you know WHO I AM???!!!"

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    3. Anonymous9:31 AM

      I think the family business is grifting.
      Beaglemom

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    4. Anonymous9:40 AM

      Alicia, go away

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    5. Anonymous11:28 AM

      LOL, Barstool is the same whore her Mama is.

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    6. Anonymous2:47 PM

      Huh. Then why do they choose to do the retarded blue check on Face Book. Why can't they just have a regular page if they consider themselves regular people? Explain that one, liar.

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  20. Anonymous7:31 AM

    They moved because they like Texas , it's warm and kids have loads of opportunity. She explained this. Smh blind item idiots. fsnily business? Palins are independent and create their own lives. I applaud them for teaching the kids how important it is to see the world outside Alaska. And value different areas.

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    1. Anonymous8:32 AM

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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    2. Anonymous9:31 AM

      Has Sarah Palin uttered an internet word about her newest grandchild? Not the proud grandma? I wonder what's really going on with that bizarre family.
      Beaglemom

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    3. Anonymous11:13 AM

      Evidently only Tripp and Trig warrant mentions from Sarah. And who cares, anyway? Last photo I saw was Tripp reportedly 'reading' to his brother at school..out of a picture book. Aren't these boys headed to 3rd grade? Prissy may be surprised to discover that in Texas, kids are tested and actually held back if they aren't reading at grade level.

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    4. Anonymous11:29 AM

      Good thing they moved to such a blue area so their daughter's can grow up with other values than being sluts for $$$.

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    5. Anonymous12:39 PM

      11:29 unfortunately Bristol doesn't have stability. Kids take many years to grow up and there are many new houses, schools, states and Dads in their futures.

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  21. Anonymous7:57 AM

    They must be getting a butt load of $$ from somewhere.... a new house & now I see they're building a pool in the backyard. Also, we know Bristol can't deal with 3 kids on her own so Piper is there to help her much like Willow was when Tripp was little. Anyone know where in the surrounding Austin area they live?

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    1. Anonymous9:32 AM

      Russia. That will result in arrests. FBI is curious.

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    2. Anonymous10:47 AM

      3 Kids? LOL
      @ Least Lucky 7

      1st Mono baby<MIA
      2-3 TriG & Ruffles<MIA (twins)
      4 Lifes a Tripp
      5 Tristin<MIA
      6 Sailor
      7 Atlee Bay

      http://pagesix.com/2017/05/08/bristol-palin-and-husband-welcome-baby-girl/

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    3. Anonymous11:30 AM

      Actually selling their AK home and it looks like they are living out in the Hutto area where homes are relatively cheap they could buy and build a pool.

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    4. Anonymous6:38 PM

      From my limited knowledge of Texas, the housing prices are cheap, but the property taxes are very high.

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  22. Anonymous8:14 AM

    http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/05/26/trump-is-one-step-away-from-dumping-obamacares-copay-free-birth-control

    https://www.laetusinpraesens.org/musings/multiply.php

    "Be 'Fruit'-ful and Multiply"

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  23. Anonymous8:45 AM

    in Texas:
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/texas-governor-greg-abbott-jokes-about-shooting-reporters_us_59284da3e4b0df57cbfb53c8?0sf&ncid=inblnkushpmg00000009

    http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/sheriff-clarke-text-messages-dan-black

    $wine^.

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  24. Anonymous9:47 AM

    Hillary won in Dallas, El Paso, Houston, and San Antonio.A
    In Austin, Trump only got 27% of the vote to Hillary's 66%. Unless they're going to pursue their political dreams out in the suburbs, they probably won't do so well. I feel like Bristol probably didn't want to get stuck in some backwater, but really, they should have moved to Fort Worth or Corpus Christi, not Austin. She probably went there and noticed that Austin is the nicest part of Texas, that they have a great music scene and all kinds of "amenities" like parks and organic food stores. You know, all the things that Liberals value.

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    1. Anonymous11:11 AM

      You really think Brissy cares about parks and organic food? She cares whether she can get her tacos delivered and her house cleaned on the cheap. She already has free child care courtesy of her sister. She is like Melania-spends her days with the fashion magazines and the TV. So classy.

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  25. Texas has no state income tax.

    I imagine that is pretty much the number one reason.

    With Republicans it's all about them and their money.

    If Austin doesn't pan out, they'll just move to a smaller Texas pond until Dumbkota is the big fish.

    But he better move fast. That MOH cred isn't going to last forever. He's already old news.

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    1. Anonymous12:38 PM

      He never WAS news.
      Tabloid fodder.

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  26. Anonymous1:01 PM

    Is Tripp back in AK? I bet he misses his real parents Levi and Sunny.

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  27. Anonymous2:07 PM

    Serious answer: I thought that there was a job opportunity for Dakota, tied into his "hire the military" and Toyota who pays for some of that kind of thing. When they first moved to Texas, it seemed that he had a couple of gigs.

    If Dakota really wanted to run for public office, given his unusually inarticulate way of speaking, he would have the most support and name recognition back home in Kentucky. Bristol running for public office?

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    1. Anonymous3:25 PM

      Long gone are the days when "leaders" were held to a higher standard. Why not these two? They're damned near illiterate, and seem like a perfect fit with their fake Christian values.

      I'm sure they enjoyed the shout out by Gryph..."see? we're still relevant!" They really ARE that damned dumb.

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    2. Anonymous4:48 PM

      If Toyota was handing him gigs he would have moved to San Antonio where the Toyota plant is.
      I think he is grifting "freelance", ;long enough to divorce Barstool with a job in Texas for 2 kiddos. Barstool is going to be lucky to get 500-600 a month for those bitches she spawned.

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  28. Anonymous3:25 PM

    OT?
    "In the years following his conviction Malvo said he was sexually abused by Muhammad from the age of 15 until the time they embarked on the shooting spree from inside a blue Chevrolet Caprice."

    http://www.rawstory.com/2017/05/judge-overturns-life-sentences-for-dc-sniper-lee-boyd-malvo/

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Caprice

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      Yes, mos def OT.

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  29. Anonymous4:37 PM

    "A+?!?" Fuck off and die already. She's a "C-" if anything.

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  30. Anonymous7:18 PM

    These last two pregnancies so close together have conspired to give Bristol her big old face back.

    Her nose is rejecting her rhinoplasty and her cheek implants are shifting. Pregnancy hormones are not as kind to her as they are to some, they are just messing with all the face work she's had done and she looks like a squishy puppet face made of play-doh.

    I can't even imagine what she's going to look like at 40 after pooping out another 10 spawn.

    Poor kid, not only was she born dumb, but she was also part of one of the most ignorant families on the planet that never took the time to even try to fix her learning disabilities, they just let her be the retarded girl that lacked even basic sexual-self-control and the rest is history; a 26 year old mentally-disabled woman with 5 children by 4 different men. Sad.

    Her first kid Trig is probably double-digit IQ points above her.

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  31. Anonymous2:59 PM

    Dear Dakota,
    I do not necessarily like you but I will give the the same advice to those I actually like. If you want to earn a living in construction management business I would suggest you clean up your online presence. Being a drunk SOB will get you nohwere when have "no pull" in the area. While all of Texas is "promilitary", including the blue central corridor you will have to actually work for a paycheck, films of you sitting shitfaced beside a half built pool is not going to do it. Had work and dedication may open a door for you to support your daughter's instead of living just off Tripp's child support.

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