Tuesday, June 20, 2017

Jared Kushner speaks. Oh my.

Uh...THAT is the voice of the guy who is in charge of fixing the government, solving the opioid epidemic, and bringing peace to the Middle East?

Perhaps he would be more effective at those tasks if he did not sound like Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks.

I was trying to remember where I heard that voice before, and then suddenly I remembered.
As you might imagine Twitter was not kind.

I know, I know, so mean.

But what do you expect?

After all these are the people working to strip health care from millions, repeal policies that protect our planet, and subjugate our democracy to the will of Vladimir Putin.

Would it be too much to ask that he at least have a deep voice and maniacal laugh?

40 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:39 AM

    Sorry to say this, but he doesn't physically fit the role he has in Trump's cabinet. He is not masculine looking and doesn't have a strong man's voice.

    The guy has everything going against him to include being the husband of Ivanka. They are both spoiled rich kids and nothing more!

    He, nor his father-in-law represent me.

    I suspect this is why Trump hasn't put him out in the public eye until now. What a sorry bunch to be in the White House.

    Impeach Trump!!!

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    1. Anonymous12:05 PM

      No kidding, sorry bunch.

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    2. Anonymous1:46 PM

      The last sentence was hilarious

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    3. Anonymous3:45 PM

      On Friday night, Bill Maher wondered is the boy could actually... speak... and now he's put on camera. Trump is glued to TV and can be made to respond by ridicule...see his white hair and whiter face? ...calling him an orange gibbon made him do this!

      Suspect his ties will begin to shorten, if they already haven't already.

      Time to tell him he's a coward and loser if he doesn't resign! [Chicken noises.]

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    4. Anonymous6:48 AM

      I saw a pic of him in swimming trunks, and the twig-boy had a surprising 6-pack. I had no idea. I also had no idea he sounds like mickey fucking mouse.

      He's vain, like the rest of them, and probably does like, 600 crunches a day.
      Aaaaand has 20 facials a week to keep that complexion looking so shiny-fresh.

      Still not sexy. THIS is what Ivanka 'won' as her hubs. SMDH.

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  2. Anonymous12:03 PM

    Osoff. Gangsters from georgia. Hmm why don't they use some money and influence? I see their community get killed by police on the news. I wonder why they do nothing?
    I guess my brain is stereotyping.

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    1. Anonymous2:24 PM

      Black people don't vote? Just a guess.

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  3. Anonymous12:20 PM

    In addition to that whiny, nasally voice, he seems to be a big fan of Botox. His use isn't as obvious as Ivanka's but is still apparent.

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    1. Anonymous12:42 PM

      I thought I saw his forehead move just a little bit.

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    2. Anonymous1:43 PM

      Is the Botox why he so shiny looking?
      Beaglemom

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    3. Anonymous3:45 PM

      Read somewhere that Ivanka has had $100,000 worth of plastic surgery.

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  4. Anonymous12:41 PM

    Research indicates that undescended junk might be indicative of a seemingly effeminate voice.

    Todd Plain might know.

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  5. Anonymous1:01 PM

    My first thought was "Jared's going to jail... and they're going to break him... like a boy!"
    hahahahaha
    Say, where is that Staten Island guy anyway?
    In jail?

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  6. Anonymous1:08 PM

    As my wonderful, Jewish mother-in-law would exclaim, Oy vay!

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  7. Anonymous1:30 PM

    Meh. Jared. His privileged opinions on how to solve opioid abuse might be worth listening to, after he cures his own addiction to Daddy's and other people's money. Cure your own addiction first, Jared.

    Speaking of addictions(s) Jared. Russia, Russia, Russia may be shining a little light on your illegal activities. Just hope your attorney(s) are smarter than you. Want to talk a little Qatar and deals that will most likely be your ticket to 3 hots and a cot.

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  8. Anonymous1:40 PM

    He is so weak just by looking at him. He may be mean, but he is weak.

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  9. Anonymous1:43 PM

    And what he said sounded like it was researched and read by a middle schooler. He's just not very bright but brighter, I guess, than Trump because Trump's handed over all of the hard jobs to him. Maybe Jared will go away fairly soon because he's got his share of Russian problems. If not, God help us all. (That was a heartfelt prayer.)
    Beaglemom

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    1. Anonymous3:27 PM

      Considering Kushner's lack of qualifications and inexperience I wonder if he was appointed merely to be Trump's messenger. Also to raise Trump's daughter, Ivanka, to an international prominent position.

      The bottom line, Kushner, is a self serving choice. Compare Kushner to men and women who have years of foreign policy experience and long careers with abundant knowledge of government.

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  10. Anonymous2:06 PM

    Jared is nothing but a "beard" for Ivanka and her Dad. It wouldn't surprise me if Donald fathered her children( in fact it would be a shock if not),

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    1. Anonymous3:34 PM

      Yep, that's my take on things as well.

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    2. Anonymous3:56 PM

      There's not much evidence of a beard: Jared's face almost shimmers.
      Beaglemom

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  11. Anonymous2:23 PM

    He's such a little twink I just want to take him and bend him over my knee and teach him what it means to be a man. Is that wrong ;-)

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  12. Anonymous2:30 PM

    Jacob the Bar Mitzvah boy! OMFG! And oy vey!

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  13. Anonymous2:31 PM

    He an Ivanka have very similar voices and speech patterns. No wonder Trump favors him.

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    1. Anonymous2:42 PM

      Does Jared have a vagina too?

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  14. Anonymous3:06 PM

    Looks like Sessions has one foot out the door

    http://www.palmerreport.com/category/politics/

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  15. Anonymous3:08 PM

    The GOP’s hard, messy options for destroying Trumpism

    ...Trump has been ruled by compulsions, obsessions and vindictiveness, expressed nearly daily on Twitter. He has demonstrated an egotism that borders on solipsism. His political skills as president have been close to nonexistent. His White House is divided, incompetent and chaotic, and key administration jobs remain unfilled. His legislative agenda has gone nowhere. He has told constant, childish, refuted, uncorrected lies, and demanded and habituated deception among his underlings. He has humiliated and undercut his staff while requiring and rewarding flattery. He has promoted self-serving conspiracy theories. He has displayed pathetic, even frightening, ignorance on policy matters foreign and domestic. He has inflicted his ethically challenged associates on the nation. He is dead to the poetry of language and to the nobility of the political enterprise, viewing politics as conquest rather than as service.

    Trump has made consistent appeals to prejudice based on religion and ethnicity, and associated the Republican Party with bias. He has stoked tribal hostilities. He has carelessly fractured our national unity. He has attempted to undermine respect for any institution that opposes or limits him — be it the responsible press, the courts or the intelligence community. He has invited criminal investigation through his secrecy and carelessness. He has publicly attempted to intimidate law enforcement. He has systematically alarmed our allies and given comfort to authoritarians. He promised to emancipate the world from American moral leadership — and has kept that pledge.

    For many Republicans and conservatives, there is apparently no last straw, with offenses mounting bale by bale. The argument goes: Trump is still superior to Democratic rule — which would deliver apocalyptic harm — and thus anything that hurts Trump is bad for the republic. He is the general, so shut up and salute. What, after all, is the conservative endgame other than Trump’s success?

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/the-gops-hard-messy-options-for-destroying-trumpism/2017/06/19/d6483a56-5517-11e7-a204-ad706461fa4f_story.html

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    1. Anonymous3:38 PM

      Nutshell writing, in a...

      And the last 'graph -- "anything that hurts Trump is bad for the republic" ... is a twisted, mean, vengeful definition of "republic".

      America is toast.

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  16. Anonymous3:10 PM

    I find him almost as irritating as Ivanka. She is so phony, it hurts!!

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  17. Anonymous3:46 PM

    Cannot imagine how he survived a handshake from his F-I-Law.

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  18. Anonymous3:50 PM

    Waiting to hear what Bill Maher will say about the little puppet boy actually speaking!

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  19. Anonymous3:52 PM

    SO - Lets modernize EVERYTHING and store it all in Cloud. Then, when the lights go out, as they surely might (all Internet down, right?) ..... Then all medical records, bank records, everything goes poof! Oops sorry, can't give you your life savings, no records to prove you had money in the bank. Oops! No health records either! Gone.

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    1. Anonymous6:24 PM

      Most individuals, and certainly any company with a competent IT department, use the cloud for backup, not primary storage. But hey, when the "lights go out", as you say, your local storage will be just as useless as is the cloud.

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  20. Anonymous5:44 PM

    If he was an octave higher, he'd be TAWD!

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    1. Anonymous6:44 AM

      You win!
      I'll be laughing over this'n for a while!

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  21. Anonymous7:00 PM

    You said: Uh...THAT is the voice of the guy who is in charge of fixing the government, solving the opioid epidemic, and bringing peace to the Middle East?

    ...all BEFORE July 1st. Remember, he and Ivanka are only working 6 months at a time and re-evaluating after June to see if they should stay in D.C. or go back to NY.

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  22. Anonymous8:53 PM

    Compared to Duhkota he sounds like James Earl Jones. ;-)

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  23. His speaking voice fits with the visual image of his visit to Afghanistan, decked out in khaki pants, narrow shoulders in an upper-class-nerd blazer, and Sharpie-written name tag. All decked out like a kindergarten child playing grown-up. And Trump pretends that this naif can "do" peace in the Middle Easter.

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  24. Anonymous2:57 AM

    whats with the personal attacks bullies he cant help the way he sounds you two faced mother fuckers

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  25. Anonymous2:01 PM

    Yes personal attacks on looks and physical attributes are pretty bad. I would expect republicans & conservatives to do this (they do it a lot)It is not a good thing to appeal to such poor examples for criticism.

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