Courtesy of The Guardian:
Trump’s decision was “hardly surprising”, said Oliver. “As a title, [Paris accords] is so off-brand for him it might as well have been called ‘the globalist cock surrender’ or a light jog.
“But pulling out of this is a huge deal,” he continued, firing back at Trump’s claim that the deal made the US a laughingstock to other countries. “They were happy because they secured a landmark victory for the future of the planet, you fucking egomaniac. The whole world is not secretly conspiring against the United States.”
Oliver then addressed the president’s belief that the deal harmed American businesses, 25 of which, including Microsoft and Intel, bought an advertisement in the New York Times in a last-ditch attempt to persuade Trump to remain a part of the agreement.
“Well, come on. He was clearly never going to be convinced by an ad in the New York Times,” Oliver joked. “How was he going to see it? If those companies really wanted to get his attention, they needed to talk KFC into putting out a full-bucket ad which he could read on the toilet while eating chicken, because that, at his core, is who our president is.”
Oliver of course goes on to suggest that Trump may have actually done the climate change movement a favor by providing a symbol for them to rally against.
The large gassy orb that is Donald Trump.
Slate- In the tradition of the Clintonometerand the Trump Apocalypse Watch, the Impeach-O-Meter is a wildly subjective and speculative daily estimate of the likelihood that Donald Trump leaves office before his term ends, whether by being impeached (and convicted) or by resigning under threat of same.
ReplyDeleteIs dies in office not an option?
DeleteThat's not likely mlaiuppa. He will continue to ride in his golf carts and eat KFC and well done steak with ketchup because America! He will hold State dinners and charge admission and hit up other World leaders for a buck unless it's the Queen because he still wants to ride in her gold carriage like Ceasar entering Rome so the Queen gets in for free as long as the Donald is heralded by trumpets she may get a pass.
DeleteThis is SCARY!
ReplyDeletehttps://www.bloomberg.com/view/articles/2017-05-31/trump-s-covfefe-tweet-should-raise-security-concerns
"Trump's National Security Adviser H.R. McMaster and National Economic Council Director Gary Cohn wrote in a Wall Street Journal op-ed on Wednesday, it brings to the world "unmatched military, political, economic, cultural and moral strength."
Delete"My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you that I have signed legislation to outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes." rr/84
His takedown of Trump's asinine tweets regarding London was also a beauty to behold.
ReplyDeleteHe is insane. Period, end of story.
ReplyDeleteAll he talks about is himself,a bragging blowhard that never accomplished anything in his life on his own. It's all money with this ass, making deals like the United States is a monopaly game he played as a kid and he thinks he owns Park Place [Trump Towers] and Boardwalk is the White House.
He is pissing off our allies while strutting like a peacock. He is eroding our srength with every stupid tweet he sends. America is now for sale. You want us to back you up? Let me send you the bill.
He has got to go and when are the Republicans going to come to the conclusion that their party cannot survive this shit head so called President who tries to hold our allies hostage for money. Who would not know honor if it bit him in his ass.
This so called President runs down London's Mayor because he is Muslim.Our most trusted and staunch ally is being lectured by a pussy who never fought in a war because of "bone spurs" in his feet.
Trump,the so called man who has to have his hair styled and a "hot" wife to make up for his stupidity. I would like to drop that fat ass golf cart riding piece of shit right into the middle of the war. Melania can entertain the troops doing a strip tease, Ivanka can explain why she uses China to make her clothes and that's how we make America great again.
Are you talking about that 37 second clip where Trump's speech wandered to 7 different subjects and he never completed a thought or a sentence?
DeleteYeah, his dementia is getting worse. Pretty soon they'll sequester him like Castro and you'll never see him again. They just announce one executive order after another.
Bannon is the president. God help us all.
I enjoyed every moment.
ReplyDeleteThank you John Oliver!
Trump is a sewer rat!
I cant even stand to watch Trump with his hair sprayed hair and his fat ass golphing every weekend like being the President is a 9 to 5 job with weekends off.Making money for himself by the way.
ReplyDeleteHe spends all his time running down our allies in a tweet meanwhile we have home grown terrorists right here killing people for standing up to injustice.
Where is his statement about the people stabbed to death defending a woman because some jerk did not like Muslims? One of them was an Army vet. Where is his concern about his own citizens when a tornado hits? He has made us a nation of takers. We have vets shooting their coworkers and he is silent.
I thought he was all about vets and how he was going to help them. Bastard! Tend your own garden Trump and focus on America.
Trump is now planning on privatizing air traffic controllers. You know what that means. Airline tickets will double and it won't be safe to fly, laptop or not.
ReplyDeleteLooks like I'll only be vacationing in places that are within driving distance.
Or I can become an expat before he destroys our transportation system.