Sunday, July 30, 2017

Internet responds to news that Donald Trump called Reince Priebus into his office to kill a fly.

That right there is my favorite one by far, but there were others.

This story seems even more pathetic when you learn just HOW Priebus was fired.

Courtesy of the Independent Journal Review:  

The firing occurred upon the president's return from Long Island after giving a speech about gang violence. 

As Air Force One was taxiing on the runway at Joint Base Andrews, Trump sent the initial tweets announcing the shake-up. 

The situation was an awkward one because of the fact that Priebus had traveled with the president that day. 

According to the White House pool report, Priebus spent his final moments as White House chief of staff with other administration officials, in the pouring rain, sitting in a van. 

Once the tweet was public, those White House staffers still employed left van, and Reince was all alone.

Somebody then drove the van containing the former White House Chief of Staff away, and only then did Trump exit Air Force One and leave the tarmac in his motorcade, absent one.
Keep in mind that after this humiliation Priebus was then forced to go on TV and confirm his support for Trump, and make up an alternate story line concerning his dismissal.

How does one even stand up straight without a spine?


  1. Anonymous6:19 AM

    Who needs fiction now? Can't beat these story lines enacted seemingly hourly in the WH by Madman in Chief.

  2. Anonymous6:20 AM

    Now the Mooch has some guy claiming Priebus has a mistress. I suspect this particular skirmish will continue on.

    1. Anonymous10:13 AM

      Who the hell would willingly be Priebus's mistress?
      Paid escorts, maybe, they have a job to do. But a mistress in the conventional sense of the word? Yeeeeech, the man's absolutely hideous and he's not very wealthy. I don't see him as a target for a gold digger.

    2. Anonymous11:46 AM

      Probably not true at all - the mean ole Mooch is trying to ruin Priebus. I'll bet Priebus is happy as Hell he is out of that Administration! Cannot imagine being in the midst of those misfits - to especially include Trump!

    3. Anonymous6:09 PM

      Adam Schwartz is the slime.trying to "help" the moochslime.

  3. Anonymous6:58 AM

    The President fired Comey in a different reprehensible way.

    The public humiliation and false allegations are intentional to serve as threats so their target does not speak or reveal truth of the problematic or dysfunctional one, Trump. Trump loves his smear tactics and preemptive strikes.

    I detect Scaramucci is on board with trump's abuse and pathological tactics.

    1. Anonymous9:43 AM

      I wonder whether Trump gave Reince Priebus and Sean Spicer large "parting gifts" (read: big money) for giving inaccurate, positive spins after their firings.

  4. Anonymous7:11 AM

    "Private jet owners can write off much of the cost of their aircraft at the expense of commercial passengers and taxpayers. The IRS permits owners to deduct the depreciation on commercial jets over a five-year period — two years faster than commercial airlines. This gap allows a corporate owner to write off as much as 60 percent of the value of a company jet in the first three years.

    Even though corporate jets use almost $1 billion of air traffic control resources, they only contribute around $200 million in fuel taxes, letting commercial passengers pick up their tab."

  5. Anonymous7:12 AM

    Does someone wipe his @ss for him, too?

    1. Anonymous8:47 AM

      Melania before she does his hair. She is so deeply involved with her job educating and bringing attention to the horrid problem of cyber-bullying. She takes it serious since it effects her son, Little Donnie.

      She has to do anything he wants if she wants to carry on her work against cyber-bullies. Ass wipe is a piece of cake for her and worth doing it for Little Donnie out there in that mean old world of bullies.

    2. Anonymous9:14 AM

      Nah, Melania quit wiping his rump once she birthed the heir. She's evil, not stupid.

  6. Anonymous7:21 AM

    B.O. could $lapdown that tiny djt $hitgibbon with a feather!

    "“The single most important thing we want to achieve is to make Barack Obama a one term president,” almost immediately upon Obama being elected."McConnell’s words were an unprecedented public sign of DISloyalty and DISrespect to a newly chosen president."Donald Trump campaigned long and hard on HIS ability to provide affordable healthcare for ALL Americans. He boasted about his business sense and skill at making deals"

    1. Anonymous7:53 AM

      aka TREASON
      the crime of betraying one's country, especially by attempting to kill the sovereign or overthrow the government.
      "they were convicted of treason"
      synonyms: treachery, disloyalty, betrayal, faithlessness; sedition, subversion, mutiny, rebellion; high treason, lèse-majesté; apostasy; literaryperfidy
      "the treason of Benedict Arnold will be recounted for centuries"
      the action of betraying someone or something.
      plural noun: treasons
      "doubt is the ultimate treason against faith"
      synonyms: treachery, disloyalty, betrayal, faithlessness; sedition, subversion, mutiny, rebellion; high treason, lèse-majesté; apostasy; literaryperfidy
      "the treason of Benedict Arnold will be recounted for centuries"
      The same will be TRUE OF dRUMPf and mcCONnell,
      only it will be decades if man-KIND lives that long...

  7. Anonymous7:21 AM

    A net and straight jacket would work. Flies and shit go together. Is it beneath the asses to kill a fly on shit?

  8. Anonymous7:25 AM

    So, the candidate who promised to stand up to Russia, China and North Korea, destroy ISIS, threaten NATO, negotiate amazing trade deals, and bring peace to the Middle East is too chicken to fire his own chief of staff in person.

    Got it.

    1. Anonymous8:24 AM

      WE are going TO GET i'T'

  9. Anonymous7:37 AM

    ""We have to form an army of citizens and come at him like a swarm of bees. I suggested a few months ago that we have an army of SATIRE, because I think the way to bring him down is SATIRE," " POKE POKE POKE, BLEED OUT...

    1. Anonymous8:04 AM

      Just like the Wicked Witch Of The North!
      They must be adored. Poke away!

  10. tRump's "mean girls" tactics are a pathetic attempt to assert his failing manhood and to boost his basement-level self-esteem. Won't work. He is a sociopathic bully who no doubt derives sexual pleasure from demeaning, belittling, and subjugating others. All for naught. He's a do-nothing, know-nothing nitwit in the Oval Office, a racist lunatic who craves adulation like most people crave oxygen.

    No pity for Rinse. As Dolt45* likes to say, "He knew Tr*mp was a snake when he first embraced him."

    Doltish Don can get rid of every staffer at the White House but it won't solve the problem. To do that, tRump must go!

    1. Anonymous9:01 AM

      I hope he gets rid of Pence and Ryan and anyone else that is Republican before he is taken out.

      Do you think the Costa Nostra is all that happy with his war on gangster life?

      The Mooch plays a gangster on TV but he is more supportive of the Russian Mafia and keeping them out of the news. He is not into his beloved Long Island turf wars. Where MS13 is a new kid on the block. They are great because they are a distraction from the old timer bigger gangs.

    2. Anonymous9:10 AM

      Word is that Rancid is the ONLY staffer who did NOT sign a confidentiality agreement!! Any book he pens will be worth its' weight in GOLD. He knows where all the bodies are buried.

  11. Anonymous7:56 AM

    Makes me wonder what trump is threatening him with.

  12. Anonymous8:02 AM

    OMG this is the most FRIGHTENING thing I've seen yet...and completely FALSE! (my husband is a history teacher and he was stunned at out right lies) - we need to fight this in every way we can.
    It was created by One American network (conservative) and aimed at rewriting history - creating the myth that America and Russias have been best friends (comrades in arms) for 200 years but the cold war misunderstanding messed things up and now we need to get back to being partners with them!!!!!!!!).

    This is what conservatives are doing - brain washing their followers and re-writing history (the same way they rewrote most textbooks to make the south and slavery not seem so bad)

    1. Anonymous10:28 AM

      Yup. They staged WWI and the stock market crash, they made you suffer a Depression, the staged Pearl Harbor, much like
      the other wars to follow.
      Latest stage was 9-11.
      Russia did all this to take hold of the USA with money.
      They had it, we didn't.
      Now they are trying to manipulate laws and policies. Seems to be working. Have fun with it.

  13. Anonymous8:07 AM

    I understand why there was a fly in shitheads office .Because fly's are attracted to shit.
    Surely trump is used to da flies by now. I am also certain that that flies were buzzing around kellyanne, when she was sitting on the couch in the oval office cross legged?

    1. Anonymous9:11 AM

      She forgot where she was, and was just "advertising her wares"!!

  14. Anonymous8:27 AM

    A fly on the Oval wall? Obama again?

  15. Anonymous8:29 AM

    Trump needs to be demoralized in much the same manner - only worse! What a prick!

    1. Anonymous9:12 AM

      He has no feeling.
      He only has his alternative universe inside his tiny brain. You can tell by the size of his hands.

    2. Anonymous9:14 AM

      tRump can not be humiliated, he has no soul or human feelings. He is a very orange, large, flabby empty shell of a human. He needs to be escorted out of OUR WH by the guys in the white suits, with him in a straight jacket. The rest of his family needs to be imprisoned for being traitors.

  16. Anonymous9:38 AM

    spy fly

    Insects become fly-on-the-wall spies with tiny cameras, radio controls and microphones
    Taking inspiration from the natural world, the Stanford team has designed its robot to fly

    Budget director explains Trump’s military fetish: ‘The president enjoys working with genitals’

    Trump is fascinated with military spy games. For someone in his shape it would be better than sex. A great enhancement for what an elder perv needs to find pleasure in the world of a soul-destroying soporific marriage. Lesbian sex porn and golden showers were yesterday for Trump, he has moved on from what old Melanie has to offer now.

    The Russians have learned how easy and fun it is to tweak Trump, Pence and the entire administration. Their families and surrogates.

    Anyone else would know that flies are passé and any good spy today would be using moths or a less obvious insect.

  17. Anonymous9:56 AM

    "So many films about Black history present their stories through the lens of a white protagonist (The Help, Mississippi Burning), so the story is ultimately about whites learning how bad it is for Blacks—thereby leaving Blacks as props in the white racial education process. And when you walk out of a movie like that, you feel like a prop. That’s the essence of white centrism: we exist as pawns in their play. Detroit will have none of that. The Black point of view is privileged. My worldview is affirmed. My perspective is central. It feels empowering to have my perspective affirmed no matter what race the director is."
    "This is the sort of empowerment that films built on a Black perspective can have. Even a film like Detroit—centered on a moment from hell and the real story of the harrowing death of several young Black people—can make you feel more powerful because the film privileges the Black perspective and is unflinching about our reality. We can face the pain and horror TO-GET-HER."

    GO SEE IT!


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