Friday, August 04, 2017

This latest cover of Newsweek is certainly not going to go over well with Cheeto Hitler.

Today's Twitter tantrum should be epic!

60 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:03 AM

    The hands are too big.

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    1. Anonymous4:07 AM

      yes, not fat enough, but I like that he looks small in his LAZY BOY, how freakin funny, a Pulitizer cover award for this if there is one!

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    2. Anonymous9:20 AM

      WAYYYY too big! Also way too skinny!

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    3. Anonymous10:36 AM

      You know in real life his little hands are orange, like also around his mouth. Orange spots on his shirt or bare chest.

      I think he changes into a Hefner style smoking jacket or bathrobe. Something sexy for his late night chow down. He may wear slippers but strips down to his compression socks. I can see the real Donald Trump relaxing and scarfing like a slob with grandiose self image.

      http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2015/greatideas/blog/150629/pbj-600x450.jpg

      Melania loves their alone time and satisfying her man with delectable meals.

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    4. Anonymous11:30 AM

      10:36. Now I need a tanker of mind bleach. Thanks for the image.

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    5. Anonymous1:38 PM

      10:36, no way Melania is bringing food to Dolt45. Not in job description!

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    6. It's proportion. Notice how bit the legs and feet are because they are closest to the front. And how small his head is. So if you take out the adjustments to the perspective, his hands aren't that big. Rather small, actually.

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  2. Anonymous2:06 AM

    The so called usa president.

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    1. Anonymous8:30 AM

      nah, just the illegitimate occupier of the White House, 2:06 a.m.

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    2. Anonymous9:20 AM

      I definitely like that term better, 8:30 am!

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  3. Anonymous2:26 AM

    Burn!!!

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  4. Anonymous2:35 AM

    I don't know, this drawing has him looking decades younger than reality so he may feel flattered.

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  5. Anonymous2:45 AM

    I love it! I really like the discarded McDonald's stuff on the floor. Let's hope the worthless muthafucker drops dead on the golf course on day one of his vacay.

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    1. Anonymous7:14 AM

      http://www.rawstory.com/2017/08/trump-golf-course-suffering-from-caddyshack-style-varmint-infestation-report/

      "Rancho Palos Verdes golf course this week driving around while holding up a rifle and taking aim at some kind of animals in the area.

      “At Trump National, the rifleman — ostensibly a groundskeeper — was ushered around the 18-hole course in a golf cart as he took aim at various points,” it’s not clear what ammunition was fired, what safety precautions course officials took or whether staff should have been allowed to heft such firepower against a gopher in the first place.”

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    2. Anonymous8:19 AM

      Let him linger with a dibilitating stroke. Complete with drooling,shit bag,bedridden.

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    3. Anonymous9:23 AM

      I also like the Cheetos all over his fat belly and on his shirt!

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    4. Anonymous10:09 AM

      I hope someone that can afford to send the Trump family caseloads of lifetime supplies of Cheetos, will do so. You know Barron would be happy and think of all the bonding with big daddy. Happy times at the White House.

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  6. Anonymous3:03 AM

    Best cover ever! I hope this makes Trump's day, it's certainly made mine.

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  7. Well, at least it will distract him from the Russia investigation for a little while.

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  8. Anonymous3:52 AM

    Let's see if General Kelly can keep Trump from tweeting about this lol.

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  9. Anonymous4:03 AM

    He always wanted to be on the cover. He can frame this one for the 12 foot portrait to hang in his dumpy towers. His enablers will pay for it.

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  10. Anonymous4:12 AM

    Interesting? Secret Service vacating tower, redo in the white house, 17 day hide out on own property, indictments, sanctions, grand jury, WOW! 20 months of this lazy ass boy introducing Americans to underground nasty activity, insulting our friends and neighbors, dividing families and friends with lies? Each American has been robbed of precious money and time due to this outrageous bunch of bumbling babbling liars.

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  11. Anonymous4:14 AM

    Where is his lousy crown? and raven carrying bodyguard?

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    1. Leland9:22 AM

      Or Grima Wormtongue?

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  12. Anonymous4:17 AM

    Where does trump park his personal plane?

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  13. Anonymous4:23 AM

    Who will be visiting trump on his much needed 17 day vacation at his lousy dumpy resort. Will there be a guest list? Will the Secret Service be there? Will the media be there? Who is paying for this vacation at his resort?

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    1. Crystal Sage6:55 AM

      And we all remember how Obama was criticized for spending a week or so on Martha's Vineyard. He was not allowed to have even a day off without being called lazy. Cheeto is the true Lazy Boy President. Sad.

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  14. Anonymous4:29 AM

    Donald Trump needs the book thrown at him. The Book and Video of his direct lies. He must be treated for his mental illness and face reality in public on national tv. His behavior and actions are ridiculous and outrageous, this is nonsense and Americans are welcoming the grand finale and end to this treasonous mess of liars..

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  15. Anonymous4:51 AM

    Remember a young boy, Barron, is growing up with that example.

    She tells him. “I’ll Show You Presidential”
    "Today, vow to get your butt - and the butts of your family and friends - back into the pews at church. I'll try too." Sarah Palin

    We'll see.

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    1. Anonymous8:35 AM

      Screech talks the talk,but doesn't walk the walk. She's a heathen.

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    2. Leland9:24 AM

      8:35, PLEASE don't insult the heathens!

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    3. Anonymous1:42 PM

      Sarah Palin vowed to keep her family's butts out of jail and that has been a long, expensive task.

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  16. Anonymous5:36 AM

    Whaaaat! No Ivanka on your lap! Wtf!
    Signed,
    Stupid trump voter.

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    1. Anonymous6:57 AM

      OT?“We always preach ‘If you see something, say something.’ It was apparent to her to say something. She wasn’t going to take this home. She sees herself as a guardian and protector. It should be acknowledged.”"Kellar is currently being held in jail in Santa Clara County on two counts of attempted child molestation and two counts of solicitation of a sex crime. Burnworth is in Pierce County jail in Washington where SHE faces charges of sexual exploitation of a minor, RAPE of a child and dealing in depictions of a minor engaged in sexually explicit conduct."

      http://www.rawstory.com/2017/08/hero-teacher-busts-suspected-pedophile-texting-molestation-instructions-while-sitting-on-plane/

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    2. Anonymous12:29 PM

      Better than sex https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C_KrNUNXsAE359z.jpg

      https://thetalkingmirror.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/fat-person-eating.jpg

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  17. Anonymous6:52 AM

    ill men?
    http://www.rawstory.com/2017/08/alex-jones-being-transgender-a-mental-illness/

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  18. Anonymous6:58 AM

    Maybe we get lucky and he decides that being on vacation is more fun and doesn't come back.

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  19. Anonymous7:08 AM

    John Thune insists that things are going just great.
    https://images.dailykos.com/images/270623/story_image/GettyImages-543428596.jpg?1467730589

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  20. Anonymous7:20 AM

    NYT: Jeff Sessions, Unbound
    https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/04/opinion/jeff-sessions-unbound.html

    Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III - White House leak investigations

    http://www.cbsnews.com/news/jeff-sessions-white-house-leaks-investigations-news-conference-live-updates/

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  21. Anonymous7:29 AM

    http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2017/08/how_former_white_house_photographer_pete_souza_became_an_emblem_of_resistance.html

    LOOK HERE!

    "Souza sets out to reacquaint us with that vanished world, where norms obtained and men were men and words had meaning"It is important to remember what
    “presidential” looks like,"Though Souza’s glowing mementos barely qualify as escapism—the comparison with Trumpland feels too explicit—they keep our eyes on the idealized days of yore."
    "resistance thirst"
    "They illustrate how easy it is for liberals to self-soothe by performing our opposition, ascending up our own butts in search of an “amen.”"Once you’ve decided to live in the real world, there’s only so much you can do with a magic mirror that shows you what you want to see instead of what’s really there." <TRUE DAT

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    1. Anonymous7:44 AM

      Terrific link!

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  22. Anonymous8:20 AM

    junk food-eating television addict

    https://twitter.com/darth/status/893311782902616065/photo/1

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/newsweek-cover-donald-trump_us_598418d1e4b041356ebef616?ncid=inblnkushpmg00000009

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    1. Anonymous12:00 PM

      yummy https://i.pinimg.com/564x/41/e9/ed/41e9edf4cb394428867ebbb4c5eaa157--cheetos-crunchy-kettle-corn.jpg

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  23. Anonymous8:26 AM

    Kellyanne White House 'may use' lie detectors to find leakers. The new presidential, unreliable equipment.
    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/kellyanne-conway-white-house-staff-leaks-lie-detectors-donald-trump-anthony-scaramucci-a7877271.html

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    1. Anonymous9:38 AM

      Let’s be honest. What the Trump White House obsession with leaks is really about is the Russia scandal. The White House doesn’t want the American people to know about Trump’s unstable and in some cases possibly criminal behavior. Without leaks, the American people would be largely in the dark about much of what is happening inside this administration.

      The Trump administration can’t stop the leaks, so they are going to misuse the Justice Department to attack press freedom. The Trump White House is cornered. Jeff Sessions is up to his eyeballs in perjury, and Trump is being investigated on multiple fronts.

      Threatening the press with subpoenas is a desperate measure that illustrates the futile Trump efforts to hold back the rising Russia scandal tide.

      http://www.politicususa.com/2017/08/04/cornered-rats-trump-sessions-justice-department-attack-free-press.html

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    2. Anonymous9:40 AM

      Diplomats laughing at Trump over leaked Mexico transcript

      “He’s the opposite of Teddy Roosevelt,” that official quipped to Guajardo about Trump. “He speaks loudly and carries a small stick.”

      http://www.mcclatchydc.com/news/politics-government/white-house/article165303667.html

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  24. Anonymous8:51 AM

    Unhealthy lifestyle can knock 23 years off lifespan http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/11723443/Unhealthy-lifestyle-can-knock-23-years-off-lifespan.html

    If I was Melania Trump I would do everything possible to make sure Donnie had all the junk food he desires.

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    1. Then why isn't he dead already?

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  25. Anonymous9:06 AM

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BUwbTGSlRI4/?taken-by=petesouza

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  26. Anonymous9:35 AM

    it's a gif!

    https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2017/08/04/newsweek-calls-president-trump-lazy-boy-its-new-cover/539536001/

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  27. Anonymous9:44 AM

    Anthony Scaramucci spars with Obama in 2010 over Wall Street

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtBtDfBrnmo

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  28. Anonymous10:49 AM

    Abramson: Trump/Russia events now set to "explode"; Major UPDATE

    https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2017/8/3/1686798/-Abramson-Trump-Russia-events-now-set-to-explode

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  29. Anonymous10:49 AM

    Trump, America's Boy King: Golf and Television Won't Make America Great Again

    http://www.newsweek.com/2017/08/11/donald-trump-hillary-clinton-gop-white-house-potus-bannon-643996.html

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  30. Anonymous10:50 AM

    Hannity "going down" as Russian dupe, claims ex-CIA officer

    https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2017/8/3/1686843/-Hannity-going-down-as-Russian-dupe-claims-ex-CIA-officer

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    1. Anonymous11:56 AM

      No wonder Palin wouldn't go on his show.

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  31. Anonymous11:37 AM

    Mommy, Barron ate my cheeto! http://cdn.quotesgram.com/img/54/3/1995126613-Funnyfailpics-cheetos_Failure.jpg

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  32. Anonymous12:57 PM

    Mortality Rates - 2017 - Male 76.73 Years Female 81.64 Years
    U.S. life expectancy varies by more than 20 years from county to county. Trump doesn't have long, too long to go on as president, but not that many years. Barron would be about 16 when his father goes, but perhaps he is closer to his grandparents and mother and he will adjust.
    People can kill Trump with kindness. Send him the food he likes to eat. Let the chips fall where they may.

    How To Make A Pulled Pork Cake With A Flamin' Hot Cheetos Mac & Cheese Crust.
    https://www.foodbeast.com/news/pulled-pork-cake-with-a-flamin-hot-cheetos-mac-cheese-crust/?utm_campaign=socialflow&utm_source=facebook

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  33. Anonymous1:49 PM

    great cover!!! i'm sure that issue will sell out in record time!

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  34. Anonymous1:57 PM

    Donald Trump probably won’t read the 9,000 or so words of Alexander Nazaryan’s Newsweek cover story about him. He probably won’t make it far enough into the piece to read that....

    https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2017/8/4/1686905/-Newsweek-dubs-Trump-Lazy-Boy-in-brutal-cover-story-about-his-failing-presidency

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  35. Anonymous3:19 PM

    I wonder if the Lazy Boy company is going to sue Newsweek for destroying their brand?

    Yes, we are lucky he doesn't do any work, just think of the chaos if he did.

    As for the WH leakers, little donnie can go to hell, the American public has the right to know what those idiots are doing, if he doesn't like it, he can resign and go back to his failing private organization.

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