Courtesy of New York Magazine:#Trump today in #Naples ripping through a pair of white gloves says his hands were too big needs bigger gloves pic.twitter.com/RB3twfG7ap— Strategic Sentinel (@StratSentinel) September 14, 2017
President Trump, who’s been dealing with smart alecks making fun of his gerbil hands since he was a fixture in Spy magazine, made a show of not being able to fit into a pair of rubber gloves on Thursday, the second time he’s done so in as many weeks.
During his trip to hurricane-ravaged Naples, Florida, Trump, along with the First Lady, vice-president, and others, passed out lunch to people working to clean up the coastal town. According to the White House pool report, Trump positioned himself behind a tray of sandwiches, where he attempted to put on a pair of rubber gloves. He struggled to fit them over his mitts, declaring, “They’re too small.” After the glove on his right hand ripped, Trump decided to recommend hoagies rather than actually pass them out.
“Here’s a nice one,” he told one diner.
This is the second time while standing amid the destruction left by Mother Nature that Trump attempted to vindicate himself against the now 27 year old charge made by Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter that he is a "short fingered vulgarian."
Apparenlty the "vulgarian" part never bothered him at all.
You may remember the first time this same happened in Texas earlier in the month.
Keep in mind that in both of these cases Trump was supposed to be faking compassion and at least pretending to help people whose lives had just been devastated, and yet he cannot help but make everything about him.As he puts on plastic gloves to serve food at NRG Stadium...President Trump turns to press and says: "My hands are too big!" pic.twitter.com/WIUTLOS4XD— Pat Ward (@WardDPatrick) September 2, 2017
It's why he has so many children. He can't wear a condom cause his dick is yuuuuge!
ReplyDeleteIf he were my father, I would be soooo embarrassed.
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DeleteIf he were my father I would tell him the truth and not allow him to continue making an ass out of himself.
DeleteCan't wear a condom because they're too big and fall off his tiny peter. Had a boyfriend like that ,that fortunately had other talents. He was in a serious accident. They had to get a pediatric catheter for him cuz the adult size wouldn't fit. It was a very short relationship. ;)
DeleteHe dragged his mannequin hoochie with the overpriced sunglasses in some vain hope to attach the word classy. Those sunglasses cost a bunch. Where is your child, USA?
ReplyDeleteDJT did this for him, not for S. Florida. The monumental, expensive logistics of moving a sitting president into a disaster area, which we are paying for, could be better spent as a donation to said disaster area. Moving presidents fuck up everything locally. I bet he just wanted to eyeball Mar-a-Lago, 'cause that's just the cynic I am, re: DJT.
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Exactly. Bet a fly over mars lard go was demanded of this so called prez. Why the heck does he need to show up at a disaster site to try on small gloves and dish hoagies at workers anyway? Photo op for disaster relief?
DeleteHis tiny hands match his infantile mind. He is indeed a stubby fingered vulgarian. It really is the most cutting description I have heard of him.
ReplyDeleteThose gloves come in small, medium and large. I'm a normal sized woman and large are sometimes a struggle to get on. If they had medium for him, it's no surprise they were too tight.
ReplyDeleteYeah. Because his hands are simply TOO FAT!!! Even if the length of his fingers is short, then even a size large gloves will not fit. Especially if his stubby hands are slightly wet, which they more likely than not are (since he is wearing what I almost consider winter clothing there in hot and humid Florida.)
DeleteNo kidding 7:58, the old died in nursing home with no air conditioner. But probably his bullet proof vest, the pig. Porno wife belongs in the floody swamp, they are home.
DeleteHis tiny fingers fit the small gloves. The large were way to big.
DeleteDon't humor him.
DeleteI have heard a few murmurs that he is becoming more aware of the number of folks who F'in hate him. An epiphany at 71? I'm not sure what I should think about this. How will he react if an "awakening" is actually happening? Perhaps this is just internet noise. We will see.
ReplyDeleteno hope for this ass at 71. There is no sign of redemption. Labeled inbred lost soul. Called useful idiot by his friends. Heck and unfit to be greeter at outhouse central on game day. WTF we have a white elephant we gotta move....
Delete“Such a small number.” Trump callously dismisses 33 Hurricane Irma deaths
ReplyDeleteTone deaf as usual, Trump uses his Florida visit to brag about his administration's response and downplays the lives lost in Hurricane Irma.
https://shareblue.com/such-a-small-number-trump-callously-dismisses-33-hurricane-irma-deaths/
Who does he think he is? OJ?
ReplyDeleteYeah it is his frogman buddy. Probably will offer oj a job soon.
DeleteDo they golf together in florida?
DeleteClassy as usual, trying to make a joke while people are hurting, trying to make the focus on him. This is no time to joke about anything.
ReplyDeleteAnd what about our First Lady? Ya gotta love it, she can't even get there without changing clothes or shoes! I'm inspired, how about you.
I bet the Florida felt the love.These two are so totally out of it they cant give up the facade for one minute. What good is it for Trump to hand out a sandwhich he wouldn't eat on a bet. How inspirational.
I want to see Melania walk through flood waters and debris in her white pants, hell she can still keep her cute pony tale. Photo ops are not needed. What the hell is with Trumps hat anyway! It says 45 on it bragging our we mister so called President.
It's so cute they both have white hats on was that Melania's contribution ya know being nothing but a "model" as her claim to fame. If you got to go to a disaster area at least go in style.I hope their makeup didn't run, or she chipped a nail.
She looks like a damn idiot and so does he.
It's like 90 degrees and he is wearing a jacket to cover his flab. Disgusting shallow President and First Lady. Go home and do your job Florida is not your photo op.
You and Melania soft porn model are not an inspiration.
OJ was NO joke.
DeleteNo one is clamoring for interviews with her like they have past First Ladies.
DeleteThey, we, AND she know exactly what she is.
She turns them down because after twenty years here she still can barely speak English.
DeleteWith her husband so down on immigration it may not be in his best interest to remind everyone his wife was an immigrant.
No shit. She's in white slacks,going to help out/photo op in a filthy disaster area. He's got on a coat to hide his obese gut and sweating like the hog he is. Stay the fuck home,asshats. You're not needed $$$$. What a waste of my $.
DeleteHe's such an embarrassment to our nation. He makes me want to puke every day...he only gets worse w/each daily illustrations of his stupidity.
ReplyDeleteI bet his penis is tiny as can be and that he'd be a horrible bed partner. His current wife must despise him - as I'm sure do his previous ones.
Of course he is horrible but so are his ex and current wife, would anyone marry that bloviated ass for his great personality or his compassion? It's the money and i feel no pity for Melania Trump, she sold it. Thanks for a lesson to all women out there Melania, if you got it, you can sell it.
DeleteSome ladies over look those undesirable unfu*kable unlovable problem cases due to money, gifts and fame. Others for power. Many women with self respect and brains would never knowingly tolerate such rude vulgar men.
DeleteMnuchin is a great example. Ugly as the day is long. But then,the wife is a rill piece of work too.
DeleteThat is one immature little boy.
ReplyDeleteTrump signs resolution condemning white supremacists after reviving claim of bad on ‘both sides’
ReplyDeletehttp://www.rawstory.com/2017/09/trump-signs-resolution-condemning-white-supremacists-after-reviving-claim-of-bad-on-both-sides/
Then turns around and says that there were good people on "both sides"
DeleteThere are no good white supremacists.
Cool!
ReplyDeletehttps://dreamers.fwd.us/what-congress-is-saying
https://dreamers.fwd.us/business-leaders
https://dreamers.fwd.us/dreamer-legislation
https://dreamers.fwd.us/action-center
https://dreamers.fwd.us/
https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/1468/text
What a fucking idiot.
ReplyDelete1-2-3-4-4-4 oh really 5?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.politicususa.com/2017/09/14/trump-admits-knew-category-5-hurricanes-existed-presidential-stupidity-grows.html
I am so tired of this reality tv Trump administration. He is ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteI want to find out about the wall renovations and models he claimed are being built.
Me too. I cant bring myself to listen or watch him speak. So disgusting. I want to find out how much longer America will be held hostage by this gang of rumps.
DeleteHis voice makes me want to hurl. :/
DeleteDo the extra small gloves and condoms make men look bigger?
ReplyDeleteNope.
DeleteHey Drumpf, gloves come in xs,s,m,l,xl. I know. I'm a healthcare worker. Also, these gloves used in disasters are mostly donated. The least popular sizes are the boxes left over and donated. So, yeah, you probably were trying to put on gloves that would fit a 90 pound women with petite hands. I am a women and need the large gloves.
ReplyDeleteHow very very immature and insecure this thing is - I can't even call him a man.
I'm so tired of playing naked emperor. THE MAN IS MENTALLY UNFIT. Say it people, often, loudly. THE MAN IS MENTALLY UNFIT.
I think /know we are in a very dangerous time in our lives, those of us on the earth right now. We are being slowly boiled alive, like the frogs in the pot. Those of us aware we are in the pot on he flame are at risk of going crazy as we attempt to make others aware or as we come to the realization that others think like this mentally unfit thing in office right now.
My 5 yr old little boy behaves better than trump.
ReplyDeleteMake sure to have small gloves instead of x small when he visits the virgins island palace for the photo shoot. And put them in a large box so that we do not have a twit storm rant.
ReplyDeleteHe keeps trying to put on the size small gloves that the women use with his sweaty hands.
ReplyDeleteHe must have been wearing the toddler size! P-uleeze...his hands are tiny...but at least his a** is man-sized!
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