Tuesday, January 02, 2018

Michele Bachmann is waiting for the go ahead from God before deciding to run for Al Franken's Senate seat.

Courtesy of Raw Story:  

Bachmann appeared on Christian broadcaster Jim Bakker’s program and said that she has “had people contact me and urge me to run for that Senate seat” that will soon be vacated by outgoing Sen. Al Franken. 

However, she told Bakker that she was wary about wading into the Senate race because she’s worried about paying a price that she described as “bigger than ever” because “the Swamp is so toxic.” 

Bachmann lamented that she wasn’t a “billionaire” who had the funds to properly defend herself against attacks against her reputation, but she said that she would consider getting into the ring if God gave her the okay. 

“I fulfilled the calling that God gave me,” Bachmann said of her unsuccessful 2012 presidential run. “So the question is, am I being called to do this now? I don’t know.”

Oh damn I did not realize that this was something that I wanted until I saw that video.

Bachmann running for that seat in Minnesota to replace the amazing AL Franken, would be a blogger's dream come true. 

And my favorite part is that she is discussing this on Jim Bakker's batshit crazy Christian fleecing program, where he sells things to the gullible like "End of Days" food products, and that she really thinks she did well in her last attempt to win the GOP nomination for President.

Oh yeah, I don't care if God never gets back to her on this, she needs to run.

It would be such an easy seat for the Democrats to keep if she did.

36 comments:

  1. Anonymous1:38 PM

    THIS is exactly WHY when people say $arah is dead, I say, "don't count your chickens." People have to be damned stupid to think so.

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  2. Anonymous1:41 PM

    Remember god is a black woman.

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  3. Anonymous1:42 PM

    It would certainly be very interesting to know "the people whom contacted her to urge her to run for the Senate" "had people contact me"?
    Michele you are a bimbo and a religious stupid zealot! Go away or run! Either way is fine.

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  4. Be careful what you wish for. You wanted Trump to be the Republican candidate to run against Hillary, too.

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    1. Anonymous2:26 PM

      Yup.

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    2. Anonymous2:28 PM

      Good point. I know that I learned my lesson last year by wishing for him to be the GOP candidate. Never again.

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    3. Anonymous2:51 PM

      May Oregon vote out Greg Walden red for conservatives that don't know what hell they're in for, and don't know any better.

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    4. Anonymous6:37 PM

      However, at the time we didn't know how vulnerable we were to Russian interference and candidate collusion with Russia.

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  5. Anonymous2:00 PM

    Jim Bakker! Still fleecing. What a stupid country this is.

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  6. Anonymous2:01 PM

    I hear she was known as Captain Crazy in Congress. This country has plenty of nitwits who will vote for her again. How does 'God' communicate with her. Voices in her head beamed from the microwave?

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  7. Anonymous2:16 PM

    Oh yes, please run for the Senate so Minnesota (and the country) can finally get rid of another nut in the GOP field of acorns.

    And what about that husband of hers? Remember him? Can you say, "He's in the closet and she still can't see it!" The Lord needs to hand her a reality pill.

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  8. Anonymous2:18 PM

    Oh, looks like she's been visiting her local Botox Clinic. She's still got them crazy eyes, though.

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  9. Rumor has it God changed her #.

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  10. Anonymous2:20 PM

    God doesn't have a very good track record. He backed Sarah and Roy Moore. Maybe he's pondering this before he puts his weight behind crazy eyes.
    I think he really liked Al Franken.

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  11. Anonymous2:27 PM

    As I've said to $arah countless times over, "go take care of your kids and your gay husband."

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  12. Anonymous2:31 PM

    Marcus Bachmann is still trying to pray away the gay:

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/clinic-run-michele-bachmann-s-husband-hit-violations-n738181

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  13. Anonymous2:32 PM

    Weird i don't think crazy evangelicals when i think of MN.
    is her husband still defrauding the medicare system? She may want to stay under the radar if he is:)

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  14. Michele, Forget about it. Get some mental health assistance instead. Love, God.

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  15. Anonymous2:46 PM

    I hope the Democratic women senators who made a scene about Al Franken will enjoy having Michelle Bachman as his replacement. I personally wish they had made a huge public fuss about the tax scam law that has just been enacted.
    Beaglemom

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  16. Anonymous2:51 PM

    She has a good chance of winning if she runs. Thanks Gillibrand and Harris for forcing Franken to step down, hope you enjoy the outcome as much as we will. Face it, Bachman is good comedy and I kind of miss her in our Congress.

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    1. Anonymous3:56 PM

      She's a LOT of batshit. I guess the fines last time that she had to step down are all paid? "I'm different now!" Of course she is.

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    2. Gillibrand is the face of the lynchmob that bullied Franken into resigning. I for one will never forget or forgive her for it. She can kiss those presidential hopes goodbye. If Bachman takes Frankens seat, which is more than likely, you can lay that at Gillibrand's feet.

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  17. I talked with God a few minutes ago.

    She said Michele Bachmann is a dingbat and a slimeball and if Bachman continues to take Her name in vain, She will " smite the bitch."

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  18. Anonymous3:03 PM

    And when god tells Michelle to STFU, will she admit it to us?

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    1. Anonymous3:40 PM

      $arah didn't. She wrote a couple of books and had her @ss handed to her on a plate.

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  19. Anonymous4:02 PM

    I have been talking to God since Nov. 8 of 2016. He is very quiet like he's trying to play possum because we are idjuts and he'd like to abstain from our petty problems.
    But I will continue to try to get an answer for him why he let Hitler's look a like to become president of what was a pretty good country until then. Now it seems Putin is playing his mean little games behind the scenes.
    If it's the end of the world Michelle Bachmann couldn't be any worst than all the grifters that are closing down our government.
    I say we all need to somehow collaborate before the Internet gets too pricey for the average John and Jane Doe to put in their five cents and take back our country. Whatever's left of it.
    There has to be a way. I think God is not going to intervene. Sorry Michelle, you're barking up the wrong tree.

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  20. Anonymous4:48 PM

    All fine bachman but there is crazy in wh, demented as shown in word usage, wondering off, ....

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  21. Anonymous6:09 PM

    Oorin Hatch is leaving the Senate..
    To move on to the ‘next chapter’
    Ok?

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    1. Anonymous6:36 PM

      It's Mitt Romney's seat to lose now.

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  22. Anonymous6:49 PM

    Jimmy barker Aka jim bakker . Is he still using the shell game?
    Wow! Duh Michele, I think Jimmy must like ya. Hahaha. Imbeciles!

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  23. Anonymous7:48 PM

    God, another dingbat.

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  24. Randall3:16 AM

    OH! Is God's voice among the voices in her head? Interesting...

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  25. Anonymous7:09 AM

    I say let bachmann keep talking. Just like I want kelly-lie of the year-annie to keep talking... all the way to her conviction and imprisonment. Does shelly bachmann really think Minnesotans don't know her? She was elected by a few thousand wackadoos out of 711K. That's not going to get her to the senate.

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  26. a. j. billings7:47 AM

    Last time that Bachmann ran for President, she was asked if she had to submit and obey her husband 100% as her bible COMMANDS HER to, and if she would be taking orders from him as President

    Her answer was typical Christian lies, hypocrisy and and obfuscation.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztOUEs3fpOc

    All she did was BULLSHIT about her godly husband and children, and not answer

    I sure hope someone asks her that question constantly if the fanatic worshiper of Sky Santa runs for Senate

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