Sunday, February 11, 2018

This is an actual official statement from the president of the United States.

And remember kids "fake news" is any news that reports the truth about Donald Trump that he does not want you to hear.

So that would essentially just be the news.

Just unbelievable that this is actually a missive that comes directly from the guy living in the White House right now.

35 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:13 PM

    Straight from the office of the Lying Narcissistic Doofus.

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    1. Anonymous6:09 PM

      Straught from the jackass

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    2. Anonymous11:32 AM

      troll 609 LOL the jacka$$~wipe is back...fOOl!

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  2. Anonymous4:25 PM

    OMG I can only shake my head. I do read and hear the media reporting positive news. Trump wants only positive news and people repeating his grandiose lies.

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    1. Anonymous3:53 AM

      Maybe tell don trump that if he wants positive news that he should turn the channel. Real news is on other channels not fox no news.

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  3. Anonymous4:33 PM

    Why isn't Huckabee's name on the press release? Or was this sent by Hopey-Dopey Hicks?

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  4. Anonymous4:44 PM

    I SO miss President Obama.
    What a tool. If I missed his MAGA moments, "best ever president," would someone tell me what they are? I've been battling cancer and hoping for it to win.

    Andy Borowitz: #youfucker

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    1. Anonymous6:10 PM

      BEP, signed Obama

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    2. Anonymous6:10 PM

      #BEP-OBAMA

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  5. Anonymous4:50 PM

    The man knows EVERYONE knows he's the father of lies, and therefore must constantly try to reassure his koolaid-drinkers that they must believe all the lies he spews.

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  6. Anonymous5:22 PM

    That reads like a middle school chalkboard.

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  7. Anonymous6:46 PM

    What did the commoners do to a king who was so riddled with syphilis that he couldn't think straight? We need to do that.

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    1. Do we really want to emulate Rome? Having our "Senators" assassinate our "Emperor?" Sets a bad precedent. They do it once, it normalizes it and then it's more likely to happen again.

      Although with Trump, I'm willing to take that chance.

      Will no patriot rid us of this troublesome president?

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    2. Anonymous2:44 AM

      @mlaiuppa10:04 PM, fuck it let the chips fall where they may.

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    3. Anonymous6:36 AM

      mlaiuppa-- Two thumbs up for the Henry/Becket reference! Right on.

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    4. Anonymous7:41 AM

      Mlaiuppa how many direct threats against the President are you planning to make this year? Just need so the FBI and SS can keep enough file space open on you.

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    5. 7:41

      Fuck you, uneducated Deplorable. Go ahead and call the Secret Service. I haven’t made any “direct threat” against that piece of orange excrement defiling the People’s House.

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    6. Anonymous12:21 PM

      Why don't you go back and re-read your post. You're the proudly educated one right (we've all heard you boast (library sciences LOL)), so why don't you explain how your post is not threatening to the President?

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    7. Anonymous12:44 PM

      ""mlaiuppa10:04 PM
      Do we really want to emulate Rome? Having our "Senators" assassinate our "Emperor?" Sets a bad precedent. They do it once, it normalizes it and then it's more likely to happen again.

      Although with Trump, I'm willing to take that chance.

      Will no patriot rid us of this troublesome president?""

      Wow really? How are you going to explain this to the SS?

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    8. You unedjumacated don’t seem to understand the difference between “I wish the president would die” and “I am going to kill the president.”

      In point of fact. I state the our congress assasinating the president as the senators did in ancient Rome would set a BAD precedent. Saying I’d overlook them doing it is NOT a direct threat either.

      Updating a quote from a play hardly constitutes a direct threat to 45. It’s not like I’m telling someone to kill the president and I’ll pay their lawyer’s fees.

      Go ahead and call the Secret Service. They will laugh themselves silly and won’t even bother to do it behind your back. They’ll dismiss you to your face and tell you point blank not to bother them with your petty partisan bickering.

      Go back to the PeePond and soil yourselves.

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  8. Trump has just driven the White House down to new levels a absurdity. That’s what happens when you have the equivalent of a 4th grader running the place. (No offense meant to real 4th graders.)

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    1. Anonymous11:05 AM

      I work in a 4th grade class and the kids have been doing a lot of writing in preparation for the upcoming state test.

      If any of them submitted garbage like this it would be immediately returned and they would be told to do it again.

      One of the things we've been emphasizing is citation from the text which proves whatever statement they've made. They're not allowed to pull things out of their asses, unlike the current resident of the White House.

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  9. The text is an actual tweet...that has been reformatted and retweeted by @RealPressSecBot.

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  10. Anonymous7:33 PM

    60MINUTES TONIGHT!

    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/concealed-carry-reciprocity-act-showdown/

    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/russian-doping-olympic-mastermind-on-the-run/

    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/senator-kirsten-gillibrand-the-metoo-senator/

    The whole 60 minutes^ GUNS, CRIMEa, & #meToo

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  11. Anonymous7:36 PM

    Who are the "People" ? Is there a country whose inhabitants are called the "People"?

    I think he has the approval rating of the media and his own mixed up.

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  12. Anonymous8:28 PM

    Prove to us that news is fake and show us your' tax statement from last year.

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  13. Anonymous9:01 PM

    Too much. And his followers are worst. That's what happens when you've been brainwashed by Alex Jones and the like. Now where do we go from here?
    Maybe Putin will get our asses in line. With force and poison if need be.
    Our country is divided and a mess. Voters need to stop falling for every piece of propaganda they come across and start thinking good thoughts for our country and its' people. And please stop using immigrants to divide us. It's old and tiring to hear about.
    I've looked at all the comments on other sites and people just want to bitch about the Republicans and the Democrats and the blame game is sickening.
    We are doing ourselves in and there's no one to stop us.

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  14. Better to shut up and be thought illiterate than to tweet out juvenile bullshit and remove all doubt.

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  15. Anonymous10:37 PM

    https://www.facebook.com/lockhimupnow/posts/1941689046144518

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    1. Anonymous8:21 AM

      'I have a good Catholic joke: Four Catholic women are having lunch. One woman says, "My son is a priest and when people see him they say "hello father". The second one says, "Well, MY son is a bishop and when people see him they say "hello, your excellency".. The third woman says, "Well, my son is a cardinal and people call him your eminence". The fourth woman is strangely silent. The other three look at her and say "Well?". She finally she blurts out "My son is a Chippendale dancer, and when people see him they say
      "my god!"'

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  16. All the White Supremacists running for office in 2018. (So far.)

    https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/white-supremacists-running-for-office-2018_us_5a7da926e4b0c6726e1285c1?ncid=inblnkushpmg00000009

    Nothing like having a nazi sympathizer in the White House to bring the cockroaches out into the daylight. Trump: Normalizing bigotry, racism, misogyny and lying since 2016.

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  17. Anonymous7:29 AM

    'T'rillON$!

    https://www.rawstory.com/2018/02/trump-proposes-cutting-entitlements-1-7-trillion-enough-pay-1-5-trillion-tax-cuts-report/

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  18. Anonymous8:01 AM

    http://www.politicususa.com/2018/02/12/white-house-says-looking-forward-releasing-dem-memo-clean.html

    '“I think the president made the right decision to say, ‘look if that’s the game you play I’m going to send it back to you.’ You clean it up, you work with the F.B.I., and then send it back to us and we’re happy to release it.”

    The “game” Short accused Democrats of playing was “intentionally [putting] sources and methods in the document knowing the White House wouldn’t be able to release it.”'

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    1. The White House’s idea of “clean” is blank paper.

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  19. Anonymous1:28 PM

    https://www.rawstory.com/2018/02/msnbc-panelist-nails-trumps-instinctual-response-latest-wh-scandal-feels-brotherhood-accused-abusers/

    https://www.rawstory.com/2018/02/relayed-to-me-sarah-sanders-flames-asked-trump-wont-speak-domestic-abuse/

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