Thursday, March 22, 2018

So Donald Trump starts today by fantasizing about brutalizing a former Vice President.

Okay so first a little back story courtesy of WaPo: 

“A guy who ended up becoming our national leader said, ‘I can grab a woman anywhere, and she likes it,’ ” Biden said during a speech at the University of Miami, according to ABC News. “They asked me if I’d like to debate this gentleman, and I said ‘no.’ I said, ‘If we were in high school, I’d take him behind the gym and beat the hell out of him.’ ” 

“I’ve been in a lot of locker rooms my whole life,” Biden continued. “I’m a pretty [darn] good athlete. Any guy that talked that way was usually the fattest, ugliest S.O.B. in the room.”

Biden's remarks were made during  the University of Miami’s “It’s On Us” rally, a gathering which discussed sexual assault and gender based violence.

So as you can imagine they were well received.

Now to be totally honest I get where Uncle Joe is coming from, in my high school days Donald Trump would have been EXACTLY the kind of pompous bullying windbag that I would have targeted.

But that was high school, and keep in mind that Biden is referring to an incident that would have only happened in high school if the two had crossed paths way back when.

Trump on the other hand is all about the here and now:
Once again Biden is not threatening anybody. He is talking about a possibility that never presented itself, and venting some frustration about the way that Trump treats women.

However, and I just have to add this, if there were to be a physical confrontation between today's Donald Trump and today's Joe Biden, I do not think many bets would be placed on a Trump victory.

The man has french fry grease running through his veins, can barely walk a 100 feet unassisted, and if he were to make a fist his heart would likely explode.

I think the only way that Trump could win a fight like this is by using the same technique he used to impregnate Melania, lying on top of her until she was too exhausted to push him off, until she finally gave up told him "Fine you win."

Okay so that was one bizarre tweet from Tangerine Hitler this morning, this was the other one.
Yeah, I don't know what this means.

I tried to decipher it earlier but as it turns out I don't speak "unhinged."

41 comments:

  1. Nikogriego10:48 AM

    The second tweet is all about how smart DJT thinks he is. That because his campaign used Cambridge Analyticas, he was using social media effectively, more effectively than Hillary Clinton. He is so stupid that he doesn't get that using C.A. was a real problem, and likely was illegal. He just wants to take as much credit as possible now for that choice.

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    1. Anonymous11:35 AM

      Yeah, he was just bragging about his criminal activity and thinking that was really clever. Same old shit from the Cheeto.

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  2. Anonymous10:56 AM

    OT- interesting:
    https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2018/03/22/595952171/frances-former-president-sarkozy-under-formal-investigation-in-libya-probe?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=npr&utm_term=nprnews&utm_content=20180322

    "Libyan officials linked to the regime of the late Gadhafi say they helped finance Sarkozy's 2007 run for president."

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVcBHGNzqag

    Pootys biggest fear...THAT^

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    1. Anonymous1:06 PM

      is it too silly to dream that one day trump will join Sarkozy as a prisoner for having accepted campaign funding from a questionable foreign entity?
      Beaglemom

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  3. Anonymous11:03 AM

    I have a little bit of experience in translating'unhinged', having lived with a family member who spoke it fluently for years.

    I'd guess that he's referring to his constant use of Twitter to communicate with his slobbering minions.

    He no doubt thinks that his use of Twitter is extraordinarily effective since, after all, he knows all the best words! However, most of us with an IQ in the triple digits just find it humiliating that the person supposedly running this country instead spends his days insulting people with all the linguistic skill and creativity of a mean third grader.

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    1. Anonymous11:36 AM

      He also has ZERO comprehension skills, and speaking of slobbering minions? $arah's were quick to remind people of how bad she clobbered in in the '08 debate.

      REALLY. So totally the opposite, easily proven to be, but these are the types they attract. GEEZ the headache.

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    2. Anonymous12:08 PM

      "they" won, 11:36 AM, because he didn't interrupt her "listen here, you know-nothing fucking loser..."

      "You owe me" to his advisers exiting the stage. He could have had her as an appetizer, but it would have been picking on the poor defenseless woman.

      Check Mate.

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  4. Anonymous11:25 AM

    CNN is being an apologist about this, saying biden absolutely did threaten trump. Bullshit. They're trying to sound more credible and covet their asses. Stop it, CNN, just report the news.

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    1. Anonymous12:33 PM

      Exactly. Who gives a shit about what anyone's "expert" opinion is? I turned it ALL off.

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  5. Anonymous11:33 AM

    People who care about womens rights and feminism don't work in strip joints.

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    1. Anonymous12:28 PM

      You really do need new material.

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    2. Anonymous12:37 PM

      Let it go. Let it goooo!

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    3. Anonymous12:49 PM

      The truth hurts, 12:28 pm.

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    4. Anonymous12:58 PM

      Your ignorance is not surprising, 12:49 PM.

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    5. Anonymous1:06 PM

      11:33 AM - in my book, neither do women who eagerly spread their legs trying to trap a baby daddy into eighteen years of not having to work so he can support her lazy ass.

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    6. Anonymous1:19 PM

      What truth? Who fucking cares? You act like he was a pimp. Grow the fuck up.

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    7. That was 32 years ago, and I was very respectful to the women who worked there during my brief two month stint.

      Not sure what point 11:33 is trying to make here.

      But clearly it is an epic fail.

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    8. Anonymous2:37 PM

      Big pimpin'.

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    9. Anonymous3:05 PM

      It's quite self explanatory. Titty bars are just misogynistic places that exploit women for money.

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    10. Actually you can easily identify misogynists because they use terms like "titty bars."

      A phrase that I have never used in my entire life.

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    11. Anonymous5:14 PM

      People who care about women's rights and feminism don't participate in (ahem, Palin) much less operate (ahem, trump) beauty pageants.

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    12. Anonymous6:44 PM

      True. Both beauty pageants and strip joints.

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  6. Anonymous11:36 AM

    Septuagenarian slapdown!! Yee haw!!

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    1. Anonymous6:14 PM

      😆😆

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  7. Anonymous11:48 AM

    Trumps face is so distorted that it looks like someone hit it with a baseball bat. I find it hard to believe that real men have not kicked trumps ass to the ground on several occasions. The guy is a toxic lousy liar and con. Real men do not like such a pos slob such as trump. Thinking about the hundreds of businesses and people trump has bamboozled he is lucky to be walking.

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  8. Anonymous11:56 AM

    did cadet bone spurs land on his head when he was a child?? it's seems to be the only reason why he is such an ass. i would LOVE to see Joe beat him up, but that just isn't done in this country. although, trumpass came pretty close to hurting Hillary during the debate.

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  9. Anonymous12:14 PM

    Trumps son is a male slut.

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  10. Anonymous12:15 PM

    At the age of 12 trump was sent away to juvenile detention with slang for military grooming. Was trump beat up and raped there? Was he a bully or abused by his superiors too? What did his dad and mom do to him? He has been a nasty ugly asshole since his youth. He has never been a decent human. Never have we witnessed such a weak, ugly little man with zero dignity or respect.

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  11. Anonymous12:17 PM

    He will never get over the FACT that he lost the popular vote by millions. That his "presidency" is in shambles, I'm supposed to feel for him? I feel for we the people that he's fucking over.

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  12. Anonymous1:10 PM

    Donny, hon, puhleeze. No one is talking about HRC or PBO these days other than you and your little pet weasel Palin. Time for both of you to get over your petty little uninformed selves and do something decent and honorable for a change.

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  13. Anonymous1:39 PM

    https://www.politicususa.com/2018/03/22/lawrence-odonnell-biden-isnt-like-trump.html

    "Joe Biden is self aware enough to know where he was when those words came out of his mouth. And so it is I very different thing from what Trump does.”"

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  14. Anonymous1:55 PM

    "This is hardly the kind of debate for which many Democratic primary voters are hungering. It’s not about economic inequality. It’s not about health care. It’s not about Russian interference. And it’s only tangentially related to misogyny. But, with the memory of the juvenile free-for-all that was the 2016 presidential campaign fresh in their minds, there is one thing every Democratic voter wants to see in their eventual 2020 nominee: the ability to take Trump on. Not who can literally throw a punch, but who can rhetorically punch and counter-punch with the most vicious campaign brawler ever to occupy the Oval Office. And in this respect, Biden, with his playground put-down, has put himself at the front of the pack." " the patrician John Kerry got swiftboated despite being a decorated Vietnam vet. The memory of how Trump brazenly used misogynistic language to dispatch Hillary Clinton still burns. Only Bill Clinton and Barack Obama, both charismatic yet cunning, have successfully deflected the Republican attacks on their manhood in the era of Fox News."

    https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2018/03/22/trump-vs-biden-who-would-win-217698

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  15. Anonymous2:21 PM

    Trump awaits his fate. And it aint good. He is such a disgraceful human doomed to the dustbin of history. He ruined his life, his kids life, his friends life and can blame himself for it all.

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  16. Anonymous2:21 PM

    Oh great, now Trump wants to 86 his Chief of Staff and appoint four idiots instead. Calling Larry, Moe, Curly and Shemp, you guys are in the big leagues now.

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  17. Anonymous2:32 PM

    Gryphen, you are on FIRE, man! LOL about fat-ass impregnating Melania!

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  18. Anonymous3:29 PM

    O/T but distressing enough to bring it up now. McMaster is out as security chief and is being replaced by John Bolton, the guy who doesn't want the US in the UN among other insane notions.
    Beaglemom

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  19. Anonymous3:51 PM

    Okay, before we smeared his face on the tiles of the locker room we'd have first had a few guys hold his arms behind his back while we flicked his micro-penis and made fun of his awkward body.

    Then he'd have ended up crying on the tiles so no one would have even needed to kick his ass.

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  20. Anonymous4:20 PM

    Biden can take him.

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  21. He's basically saying he used Cambridge Analytical and that now he's spending a lot of money and staff to minimize the negative fallout.

    So much winning.

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  22. Ha! The Parkland students make the cover of Time Magazine. The real cover. Not a fake cover. I hope they are Time's "Person of the Year" at year's end.

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    1. Marthe5:30 AM

      Naming Parkland students Time's "Person of the Year". What a great idea! I hope it comes true.
      I have no doubt that they will eventually achieve their goal to have sensible gun laws enacted and that they will also choose better representatives when they are able to vote. The NRA and Trump ass-kissers won't stand a chance.

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