Monday, April 16, 2018

Michael Cohen killed a US Weekly article about Donald Trump Jr's affair back in 2013. Update!

Courtesy of Mediaite:  

Another day, another story Trump lawyer Michael Cohen had to kill about a Trump family member having a scandalous affair. 

This time, the Wall Street Journal reports that Cohen killed an Us Weekly story being prepared in 2013 on Donald Trump Jr.’s alleged affair with pop singer Aubrey O’Day.

Don Jr., President Donald Trump’s adult son, was a year earlier a judge on Celebrity Apprentice while O’Day was a contestant.

Here is how the US Weekly staff characterized their interactions with Cohen:  

“We were all on speakerphone and huddled around the phone,” this person said. “He was just one of these New York characters where he was just like swearing at us and totally over-the-top threatening.” 

The magazine’s staff didn’t believe it was a big story that would be worth a legal fight and had a good working relationship with the elder Mr. Trump on stories related to the TV show “The Apprentice,” so they dropped the story.

So verbal abuse and threats, that sounds like the Michael Cohen method.

Speaking of Michael Cohen, his lawyers are flipping their proverbial shit about that FBI raid.

Courtesy of ABC News: 

Lawyers for President Donald Trump's personal attorney say investigators "took everything" during raids last week on his residence and office. 

The lawyers wrote in a court filing Monday that the raids a week ago to gather evidence from attorney Michael Cohen were "completely unprecedented." 

They said investigators seized more than a dozen electronic devices and other items including documents and data unrelated to the probable cause upon which the search warrants were based. 

The letter demanded Trump and Cohen's lawyers be allowed to decide which items seized are protected by attorney-client privilege before criminal prosecutors see them.

Gee I wonder if that bit about Junior's extramarital affair is part of what got scooped up?

The hearing over this is scheduled for today, and rumor has it that a Miss Stormy Daniels may be in attendance.

Should be a fun day for one and all.

Update: Let's also keep this in mind.
Things that make you go, "Hmmm."


  1. Yep, Stormy is there alright.

    1. Anonymous12:10 PM

      lOOng CON ‘blowsjobs’

  2. Anonymous11:07 AM

    Sean Hannity!!!! Hahahaha!!!!

    1. Anonymous2:21 PM

      Not ME!

    2. Anonymous4:23 PM

  3. It was also revealed that Cohen only had three clients, not the thousands that he claimed.

    And they are Donald Trump, Elliot Brody, the Republicans fundraiser, and...drum roll please...SEAN HANNITY!!!

    1. Anonymous11:14 AM

      Sean Hannity! You’re kidding! I would enjoy seeing that bastard go down almost as I’d love the destruction of Trump!

    2. Oops,. that's Elliot Broidy.

      I left the "r" out.

    3. Anonymous11:45 AM

      FB”Trump's lawyer, Michael Cohen, represented just three people in the last few years.

      Trump: for whom Cohen paid $130,000 to porn star Stormy Daniels in a deal to keep her sexual liaison with Trump a secret.

      Elliott Broidy: Former Republican National Committee official who resigned after it became public that he'd gotten a Playboy model pregnant while having an extramarital affair. Cohen worked out a deal with the model for $1.6 million.

      And ...

      ...well, that third client was a secret.

      Cohen refused to reveal who his third client was, on the request of the client, who reportedly was desperate to keep his name out of the paper.

      Today, U.S. District Court judge Kimba Wood forced Cohen to reveal the name of that client.

      Sean Hannity.”
      Jim Wright

    4. Anonymous2:31 PM

      "‘Go home 2018, you’re drunk’:
      Incredulous Jake Tapper ‘tries to make sense’ of Cohen-Hannity bombshell"

      All except 'the donald' who like$ to watch...

    5. Anonymous3:06 PM

      How much, what and how does Trump pay for Cohen's legal services? How can Cohen name Hannity as a client but Hannity denies ever retaining Cohen. If Hannity is a friend or acquaintance asking for Cohen's legal advice it makes no sense they have attorney client privilege. This does not pass the smell test.

    6. Anonymous9:23 PM

      Sean Hannity Was Accused Of Sexual Harassment In 2017

      ...A good reason why Hannity might have been using Cohen can be found in the story of former Fox News contributor Debbie Schlussel:

      Hannity whines ‘everyone is going insane’ about revelation he is secret client of Michael Cohen

    7. Anonymous9:41 PM

  4. Anonymous11:13 AM

    I think it's more likely about moneylaundering with the $1.6 mil payment to Broidy's preggers mistress.

    1. Anonymous2:11 PM

      It has worked so well for so long, why stop now?

  5. Anonymous11:13 AM

    I though it was ten?

  6. Anonymous11:29 AM

    I trust she looks better with her clothes and the lights off?

    1. Anonymous11:57 AM

      Her season of the apprentice was the only one I saw. Could tell she was a "fuck anything to get ahead type" even then. Expected the affair to be with trump himself. The only reason she was on so long had to be flatbacking. Certainly wasn't her business sense

    2. Anonymous2:29 PM

      @ 11:57 AM - Trump was a married man with a young baby and yet he cheated on his wife with a Porn Star. What does that say about HIS character?

    3. Anonymous8:20 PM

      229 He thinks between his legs?

  7. Anonymous11:50 AM

    CRIMEa Bo$$:

  8. Anonymous12:03 PM

    Stormy just described Trump's penis.

    She said, open a bag of Cheetos and they are the same size, shape and color as His dick.

    Cheeto bags will now say, "dehydrated Donald dicks inside".

  9. Anonymous1:01 PM

    So that makes 4 clients of ten that we know, if JR is one - T.RUmp, Maybe T.Rump JR, Broidy and Hannity, although he's denying it, but also invoking attorney-client privilege (right....) So who are clients 5-10? Eric? Ivanka?

  10. Anonymous1:04 PM

    Never eating a cheeto again.

    1. Anonymous9:37 PM

      You should keep eating them for being too stupid to know that you shouldn't be eating them.

  11. Anonymous2:08 PM

    Other than some sordid and scandalous tales perhaps, not really seeing the relevance of an attorney working on behalf of their clients.

  12. Anonymous2:17 PM

    Next up MJ

  13. Anonymous2:33 PM

    '“It’s not that you’re not good people,” Wood told Cohen’s attorneys on Monday afternoon, near the end of the two-hour proceeding. “It’s that you’ve miscited the law.”'

  14. Anonymous3:38 PM

    OMG this can't get any funnier, Sean Hannity is Cohen's other client. No wonder Sean and little donnie play golf together, do they also so NDAs together?

    1. Anonymous6:55 PM

      Hannity may have a NDA. I agree with Avanatti and another lawyer that Cohen has some document about Hannity they did not want known.

      Indeed this has been fun day.

  15. Anonymous3:43 PM

    Mueller needs to find some evidence of trump organization money laundering and pass that on to the FBI!!!!

  16. Anonymous3:47 PM

    So the judge is a woman, when is the trump clan going to go after her?

  17. Anonymous3:57 PM

    What a hilarious photo of donnie jr's girlfriend. she looks like Carol Burnett when she does the skit of Gloria Swanson in Sunset Blvd with sand bags as boobs.

    1. Anonymous5:32 PM

      Haha good one.

    2. Anonymous6:29 PM

      Or Bag$ of MonEy bOOb$

  18. Anonymous4:31 PM

    Cohen: "I'm better looking." Seriously??

  19. Anonymous6:13 PM

    It took his bozo attorneys the weekend to come up with two names,they must think the judge is as stupid as they are.

    However she doesn't sound stupid, how long before she gets tired of their games and throws the book at them

  20. Anonymous6:26 PM

  21. Anonymous9:42 PM

    Aubrey is retarded.
    No one sleeps with a trump unleaa they are a f&cking retard.
    Hey aubrey - you, my dear, are a f7cking retard.

    1. Anonymous10:19 PM

      I don't think she's ever been accused of being a brain trust.

      She also looks like quasimodo with large saggy boobs.

    2. Anonymous3:47 AM

      I never heard of her before. I don't think I've been missing much.

  22. Anonymous7:35 AM

    'Wicked Pictures'~"rump was looking to get laid"
    "muzzle those who dared blab about his private peccadilloes"
    “That’s how I got in touch with him. I never had Donald’s cellphone number. I always used Keith’s.”~"one of the few who seems to know all the details about all the women and, like Cohen, is a person of interest to the investigators of the Ru$$ia inquiry—is Keith Schiller." "There is no doubt that Keith Schiller knows where all the bodies are buried. Next to Michael Cohen, if Mr. Schiller ever turns state’s evidence, the impact on the president would be catastrophic,”
    Michael Avenatti, the lawyer for Stormy Daniels, told The Daily Beast."

    "Lake Tahoe>"The group left after about an hour of idle chit-chat. But when Drake returned to her hotel room, a man called her on Trump’s behalf, according to an account in GQ of Trump’s Tahoe trysts. The man asked Drake if she’d return to Trump’s suite. She declined. $OON, she says, Trump phoned her directly and asked her, “What do you want?” and
    “How much?” On a third call, he allegedly wooed her with an offer of $10,000 and use of his private jet in exchange for $ex. She again declined."
    "Schiller picked McDougal up and drove her to the Beverly Hills Hotel bungalow, where she met Trump for dinner.
    McDougal said she had unprotected intercourse with Trump THAT night—“We talked for a couple hours – then, it was “ON”! We got naked + had $ex,” she later jotted in her notes, according to The New Yorker—and was heartbroken when he tried paying her afterward. “I’m not ‘that girl,’”


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