Sarah Palin does her best Dolly Parton impression while telling the audience to keep "birthing those babies." Update!

"I knew those extra snowmachine helmets of Todd's would come in handy."

There is not a lot of information about what Palin actually said because, here's a schocker, it was closed to the press. However that did not stop one intrepid citizen reporter from making the following assumptions:

Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin last night brought down the house at a Shareholders in Life fund-raiser held in Las Vegas. The event was closed to the press, so details on her speech are sparse, however, we have every reason to believe this was a very significant speech. We can point to some of her other significant pro-life speeches as guides to what she most likely said last night.

Yes based on speeches she has given in the past, which have been widely ridiculed, let's assume that last night's speech, given to an audience that I understand was somewhat sparse, was "significant."

I think the ONLY thing that is significant is that this crazy person believes that the bigger she makes her chest the more money people will throw at her.

I used to call her a political prick tease to insult her, NOT to inspire her.

There is a little more about last night, but not muhc more, to be found here.

(By the way I must clarify that while I compared Palin to Dolly Parton in the headline, that I am well aware that Parton is a very talented singer-songwriter-actor, who actually HAD giant breasteses, and that Sarah Palin is a tragically untalented woman with fake glasses, fake hair, and fake boobies.)

Update: Here is a short portion of her speech.

Sing-songy voice, evangelical verbiage, and over inflated chest. what more does a failed politician cum anti-choice firebrand really need?