Courtesy of the New York Post:
In a letter he sent to the gap-toothed comic on Friday, Trump canceled an appearance on "Late Show With David Letterman" and lambasted Dave for saying Trump's prolonged attacks on President Obama had begun to "smack of racism."
"I was disappointed to hear the statements you made about me last night on your show that I was a 'racist,' " Trump wrote to Letterman. "In actuality, nothing could be further from the truth and there is nobody who is less of a racist than Donald Trump."
He continued: "Based upon your statements, and despite the fact that we have always done so well together, especially in your ratings, I am canceling my May 18th appearance on your show.
"Additionally," Trump wrote, "please inform your staff that I will likewise not do the 'top ten' list that they had been trying to set up."
Jesus is this guy beginning to channel Sarah Palin more every day or what?
I mean he has already said hateful things about our President, starred in a crappy reality show, and demonstrated that he knows nothing about politics.
So what is he going to do next?
Fake a pregnancy?
Send his wife running off to a male prostitute?
Threaten to sue a blogger? (Uh oh!)
I find it funny that since Trump just got his ass handed to him by the President of the United States that he has now shifted his sites to a target which he mistakenly believes he might stand a better chance against.
However I have to say that a battle of wits between Donald Trump and David Letterman is comparable to a fight between somebody shooting spitballs through a straw at man with his finger hovering over the nuclear button.
Perhaps he should shift his sites even lower and pick a fight with Lindsay Lohan. Though to be honest I imagine she could probably kick his pudgy white ass too.
Here is the exchange between Letterman and his guest Dr. Phil that made The Donald so pissy.
(The reference to Trump begins at the 1:06 mark.)
