Sarah Palin claims that she turned down a cameo in the HBO vampire hit series "True Blood."

Courtesy of, where else, Breitbart:  

"The brilliant minds of 'True Blood' were brazen enough to ask me to do a cameo on their show, apparently so they could insult a conservative woman in person instead of just all conservative women in general," Palin told Breitbart News. "Their offer wasn’t presented in any negative way, perhaps to benefit from a surprise factor after the guest appearance. I turned them down anyway." 

Palin also had some choice words for hypocritical Hollywood liberals who often gin up the phony "war on women" rhetoric. 

"To producers who throw these deceitfully 'flattering' bones that sound fun on the surface, is it really any wonder I don't accept your offers to participate in your shows?" she said. "Nice try HBO. I’d put any mama grizzly in America against a vampire any day; for only one of them actually exists. The left wants to talk about a 'war on women'? Keep engaging in your misogynist attacks on women you disagree with and we’ll see who wins your self-inflicted war in the court of decent public opinion."

You know I would usually doubt a story like this, but this time I think the world's most famous liar might be telling the truth. 

After all she already looks and dresses like one of the undead.

We've been watching her decay for years.

And who wouldn't want to see this reaction when somebody on the show referred to her as a "Republicunt?"

I know I would personally watch that over and over until my DVR had completely worn out.