Saturday, October 15, 2005

How desperately do the Marines need recruits? Just ask the 85 year old woman they tried to recruit.

A Seattle woman who has been an anti-war crusader for the peace for the past 58 years is being recruited by the Marines.

"He wanted to recruit me for my skill in the Arabic language," she said. "I don't speak Arabic. I learned a little French but my accent is terrible."
The general thought she did. He urged Mercer to seize the opportunity to defend our nation and spread the message of freedom.


Her reaction: "Well, I just thought they were pretty desperate for wanting an 85-year-old.

You know my first thought is what an unpatriotic bitch! I mean she is 85 years old! You know she doesn't have a job to worry about losing, or anything important that could possibly take the place of winning this war against terror. If we don't fight them over there, then we will be fighting them over here! Hee hee.

You know my favorite part is that not only is she 85 years old, but that she is an 85 year old peacenik! It really does not get any better then that!

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