I never found that the Prom offered the guarantee of wild sex and debauchery that so many kids believed that it did. The dresses are too expensive to mess up, the dance is too chaperoned to get funky, and the parents are usually waiting up to see how your date went.
When I was in school I always found that there was more sex during lunch or right after school. Or during school. I was naughty!
Okay so I didn't get laid on Prom night and I am still pissed about it. My date was not my first choice and I had no attraction to her and I made no moves. I had a nice time but not a NICE time. Now graduation? That was an entirely different story. If you are looking for me later I will be over here down memory lane.
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