Thursday, December 15, 2005

Ann Coulter would like to be arrested. Now I know what to get her for Christmas!


If you hit the link above you will be exposed to the particularly venomous prose of the Right Wings resident psychotic bitch on ice. You may feel free to read her words as I think that all information is important to making intelligent decisions in life. Just be warned that it may make you feel nauseous or like you desperately need a shower.

I think that this is really a cry for love from Psycho Ann. She is just looking for someone to hold her when she wakes up from a dead sleep to realize that the progressives are right and that soon the people will see the damage that the conservatives have done to this country and that her deranged rantings will no longer have an audience. Poor, poor crazy Ann.

So for this Christmas season I would love to find some desperate man, or woman, who was willing to look past the nicotine stained fingers, prominent Adams apple, and sunken dead like eyes to give Ann a good rogering. Maybe a homeless person would be willing! They are used to getting frostbitten on their parts. How much worse could it really be?

Well whatever. Ann I hope that you have a delightful holiday and that you and the rest of your coven are able to come with a potion that will make you look a little less like the Crypt Keeper.

Happy Holidays

1 comment:

  1. Oh, her shit's obvious: her heart belongs to Daddy, and he brokered it away.

    which is no excuse for her toxic fruitbatitude, of course. with any luck she'll slip down a shower drain or something and that'll be the end of it. or, if she's lucky, she might go out the way her hero Joe McCarthy did.

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