Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Scientists claim that they can create life. Cue creepy music and lightning strikes.

Work on the world's first human-made species is well under way at a research complex in Rockville, Md., and scientists in Canada have been quietly conducting experiments to help bring such a creature to life.

Now see I am a little conflicted here. On the one hand I thing "cool". On the other hand I think "Are you out of your fucking minds"?

Now I have done a great deal of research on this subject. Meaning I have watched a shitload of Science Fiction movies. And I am here to say that this never works out well for mankind. Never!

The best we can hope for is that our creature will get a brain transfer from Gene Wilder and then fall in love with Madeline Kahn. But I think Madeline Kahn is dead so we are screwed!


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