George bush is going to cause Sean Penn's lung cancer! He must be stopped!

Actor Sean Penn added to the enthusiasm of the day by stressing that all of the nation's anti-war activism was taking hold and was starting to work—while admitting that the stress of living under the current administration was making it tough for him to quit smoking. Stating that he "was not a pacifist on the inside", he was moved to be one on the outside for the sake of his children and grandchildren's future. He said we have to fight for everything we have.

Okay now let's be fair here! George did not make Sean start smoking! He is not personally selling Sean cigarettes! Sure he takes money from big tobacco companies, but who doesn't?

Now if Sean were blaming George for his drinking problem I would be more inclined to buy it! I mean George sets a bad example for anybody trying to stop drinking. Not only do his policies make me want to drink everyday, but he is clearly making those policies while sucking on a bottle of Jack Daniels. Nobody could screw up this badly while sober!