Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Brad Pitt has knocked up Angelina Jolie! I have never hated any man more then I hate Brad Pitt!

"Yes, I'm pregnant," Jolie told a charity aid worker in Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic, Monday. The pregnancy has since been confirmed by representatives of both stars.

I can't believe she did not wait for me! I have a lot to offer! I have a.....I have a.......I'm sorry I just glanced at the picture to the left and now I cannot remember what the hell I was saying!

How does Brad get anything done? I would just stare at her all day.

Can you imagine what this kid is going to look like? It is going to be a supermodel at three years old. Poor child. Poor, poor, beautiful child.

1 comment:

  1. I am so glad that they are having a child...but I can tell you are greiving for the loss of the Angelina the Godess....what can we do to make you feel better ? hmm...maybe it should be required that the UN ONLY select beautiful women for Humanitarian Visits..maybe the volcano will require a UN mission..there see I gave you some hope right ???

    ( I am glad because you just know Jennifer is sitting home throwing shoes and choclates at the TV..serves her right....I knew she was keeping Brad from having a family..I saw him on an interview talking about wanting kids...and I am sorry but it is NOT very often that women see men talk about WANTING kids ..not like that....)

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