No way to have seen this coming. Tom Cruise and, that "poor child", Katie Holmes have called it quits.

Multiple insiders confirmed the story to Life & Style, with one longtime friend of Tom’s saying: “Their relationship is basically over.” Another friend adds: “They both agreed that the marriage wouldn’t work and they wanted to end it before they learned to hate each other.”

The insiders say that Tom, 43, and Katie, 27, plan to keep up the charade of a romance until after their baby’s birth this spring. In the meantime, the couple will live in his Beverly Hills home — though sleeping in separate bedrooms — through the summer. Then, presumably, they’ll announce a separation — but Tom plans to buy Katie a home nearby so he can visit his child whenever he wishes.

I keep imagining the birth of this child as something similar to Geena Davis's birth of Jeff Goldblum's maggot in the movie the "Fly"! And yeah I know that is mean but so is taking advantage of an innocent child and implanting your evil seed like Tom Cruise did to poor Katie Holmes! I mean did you see what this pregnancy has done to her face?

It also blows that she has to pretend to still have feelings for Tom while awaiting the birth of what is surely the Anti-Christ. I have feigned love myself and I can tell you how difficult it is to keep up the charade. Just not a lot of fun.