"More fighting and sacrifice will be required," Bush said in his weekly radio address. "For some, the temptation to retreat and abandon our commitments is strong. Yet there is no peace, there's no honor and there's no security in retreat. So America will not abandon Iraq to the terrorists who want to attack us again."
The terrorists who want to attack us again? Correct me if I am wrong but didn't every single terrorist who attacked us die in a horrible crash? These people are insurgents, not terrorists! There is no evidence that they want to attack us in America! They want us the hell out of their country!
This President Bush guy cannot tell the difference between people who are angry that we are blowing the hell put of their neighborhood and the people who want to kill us because they think that we are evil. Maybe we could end this war by buying this guy a dictionary!
But back to my theory that Bush got shortchanged in the male equipment department, if you think about it it makes perfect sense. He feels emasculated because he has a puny penis. In order to feel manly he needs to blow shit up and send troops to impose his will on other people who scare him.
Look he married a soft spoken, naive young lady who he felt would not find him lacking. He then treid to earn his mothers love by doing big things to make up for the small thing which she cruelly pointed out to him when he was young. To prove to his mother that he was a real man he needed to outperform his dad in the place he felt his father had demonstrated his shortcomings, Iraq!
Oil is not the reason we are in Iraq! George Bush's tiny tallywhacker is! Did you ever stop and wonder why his second in command is a thick bald guy named Dick!
Sigmund Freud can kiss my ass!
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