Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Our Christian values President George Bush has dinner with porn star. The Reverend Dobson's head just exploded.

Mary Carey, the buxom, XXX movie star who caused an uproar last year for dining with President Bush and her pornographer, apparently still has a hunger for the nation's capital, and will have dinner with the president once again this week.

"I'm really excited to be going back to Washington D.C. to see the president again," said Carey. "Everyone thinks that politicians are stuffy, but we all had a great time last year, and I had fun signing a lot of autographs. Wait till they see that I have lost 20 pounds since the last time they saw me. Watch out Mr. President!"

It does seem just a little hypocritical for George Bush who insisted that he would be Bill Cllinton's moral superior to be entertaining an actual porn star. Now what would make that all right by him?

"I read the Bible and pray every night," she explained.

Oh! She is a Christian porn star! Oh well that is all right then. I thught she was one of those immoral sex workers who allowed strangers to fuck her for money. But if she believes in God then it must be......all right? I like how she rationalizes her occupation.

"I kind of wanted to be a porn star," she said. "I wasn't raped or abused."

"I probably have less sex with those guys than any college girl [typically has]. It doesn't make me less moral," she said. "I'm sure a lot of Christians have had sex before marriage. God reads my heart. I'm a good person. ... I think I have more morals than the politicians in office. I don't rob, steal, hurt, or lie – a lot of politicians do that."

You know she makes a surprisingly good point.

By the way I have absolutely nothing against Mary Carey, or her lifestyle choices. I just don't like hypocrisy. So if you are a family values Christian president then you really cannot allow somebody with a "sinful" lifestyle to buy their way into your good graces. And if you are somebody in the sex trade then don't you have a moral responsibility to avoid Republicans?

I am just so confused!

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