Thursday, April 27, 2006

GM makes average cars but truly stunning erections!

The little blue pill is leaving General Motors Corp. with a very large bill.

The world's largest automaker, which lost $10.6 billion last year, is shelling out $17 million annually for impotence drugs such as Viagra and Cialis, said GM spokeswoman Sharon Baldwin.

While the so-called "lifestyle drugs" make up a small fraction of GM's overall health care costs -- now hovering at $5.6 billion each year, or about $1,500 of every vehicle it builds -- company executives often use the example to illustrate how out-of-control health care costs have become in America.

GM, which provides health care for 1.1 million employees, retirees and dependents, is the world's largest private purchaser of Viagra, the popular erectile dysfunction drug produced by Pfizer Inc., whose sales reached $1.65 billion last year. The pill is covered under GM's labor agreement with United Auto Workers, as well as benefit plans for salaried workers.

This is the fault of the very powerful drug lobbies in America. There is no way that Viagra should be covered by anybody's health plan. Unless the reason that you can't get wood is related to an on the job injury then Viagra should not be paid for by your company's health plan.

Okay maybe I am prejudice because I still get erections whenever the damn wind blows but it just does not seem like a good use of company health funds. Just do what I do. I keep my penis in the dark about my true age. I have managed to convince my little soldier that it is still seventeen. Your penis is not terribly bright. That is why you should not let it do your thinking for you.

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