Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Mexico's next president might be decided based on the size of his Johnson.

Among the crowing, slurs and insults being flung around in Mexico's presidential campaign, political ads in this country are even competing over which candidate has the greatest manhood.

"We know why we are with Roberto. It's because he has big ones," says a farmer in a TV spot to promote Institutional Revolutionary Party, or PRI, candidate Roberto Madrazo, running in third place in opinion polls.

You know this macho thing might be just a little out of control.

Here are some of the discarded advertisements for this race.

"Our candidate is a man of monstrous potential!"
"Our man will ruin you for all other presidents!"
"We will stretch your perception of what a president can do."
"You aint never had it like our President can give it."

Maybe they can just line them up on stage and have them drop trou.

Truly pathetic.

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