Friday, April 21, 2006

Scientists discover that men and women are different. "?????"

Men and women are actually from the same planet, but scientists now have the first strong evidence that the emotional wiring of the sexes is fundamentally different.

An almond-shaped cluster of neurons that processes experiences such as fear and aggression hooks up to contrasting brain functions in men and women at rest, the new research shows.

For men, the cluster "talks with" brain regions that help them respond to sensors for what's going on outside the body, such as the visual cortex and an area that coordinates motor actions.

For women, the cluster communicates with brain regions that help them respond to sensors inside the body, such as the insular cortex and hypothalamus. These areas tune in to and regulate women's hormones, heart rate, blood pressure, digestion and respiration.

So women are emotionally different then men huh? Just how far behind is the scientific research backlog? Are the scientists going to discover that water makes things wet next week?

You know maybe if I had had access to these findings I wouldn't have had to get divorced for the second time! (I am just kidding. Science could not have done anything to save that train wreck!)

Well anyhow let's get to the point. How will this new information help me to get laid?

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