Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Tom and Katie's baby is born. Still not clear if this is the Anti-Christ.

The Tomkitten has arrived. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, the high-profile pair dubbed "TomKat" by the media, had a baby girl Tuesday, said Cruise spokesman Arnold Robinson.

The baby, named Suri, weighed 7 pounds, 7 ounces and measured 20 inches long, he said.

"Both mother and daughter are doing well," Robinson said in a prepared statement.

The name Suri has its origins in Hebrew, meaning "princess," or in Persian, meaning "red rose," the statement said.

And then Tom ate the placenta with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

1 comment:

  1. And then Tom ate the placenta with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

    hehe...what a great ending line!

    Hh

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