Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Canada stops terrorist plot. Our Department of Homeland Security would like to know how they did that.

Gary Batasar, the lawyer for Steven Chand (also known by his Muslim name Abdul Shakur), emerged from court Tuesday saying Crown prosecutors had provided him with an eight-page "summary" of the charges against his client and 16 other men arrested last week.

"My client is being accused of plotting to storm the Parliament buildings, take hostages (and) make demands to remove Canadian troops from Afghanistan and to free Muslim prisoners," Batasar said outside the Brampton, Ont. courthouse.

"He is supposed to have planned to behead hostages if his demands weren’t met ... and to want to behead the prime minister. The last thing was that they were going to storm the CBC building downtown (in Toronto) to take over communications to broadcast their message."

I would like to go on record right now to say that if there are any terrorists who are planning to kill me, that I would really rather be blown up then beheaded. I mean beheading is really gross, don't you think?

Maybe I should move to Canada. They seem to be on the ball.

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