If you have 1 hour and 50 minutes available, this video, "The Naked Truth", will explain your religious belief to you.

I am doing my part to educate the masses.

P.S. At the end of this thing one of the commentators makes a case for Intelligent Design. I was surprised by that since the rest of the video does a very good job of deconstructing religion. Oh well you can watch it come to your own conclusions.