The Alaska Zoo is making preparations for the arrival of a second polar bear next week to pair and breed with Ahpun, an 8-year-old polar bear that has lived at the zoo since she was a cub.Luytyik, a 5-year-old male born in Russia and currently living in Australia, will join Ahpun after traveling more than 7,000 miles from Sea World in Gold Coast, Queensland.
I cannot believe that our little zoo, the place where I have taken hundreds of innocent children, is turning into a "bear brothel"! Oh, the indignity!
Did anybody even ask Ahpun if she was feeling randy? Does anybody care that perhaps she was saving herself for Smokey, the forest fire preventing bear? You know somebody famous!
No, they just turn her out like some cheap floozy and expect her to bump furry uglies with the first Russian bear who shows up in her cage. I am ashamed of our zookeeper pimps!
I just have to wonder, how much does virgin polar bear tail go for these days? And who, pray tell, is profiting from this act of lasciviousness?
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