Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Scientists who apparently have never seen "Jurassic Park", consider using Wooly Mammoth jizz to recreate the creatures.

Bodies of extinct Ice Age mammals, such as woolly mammoths, that have been frozen in permafrost for thousands of years may contain viable sperm that could be used to bring them back from the dead, scientists said yesterday.

Okay but why?

Why do we need giant furry elephants running around when our planet is heating up at every change of the season? Do we just want to watch this animal suffer? Are these scientists Mammoth haters?

I sometimes just feel that men do things just because they can, with no thought to the usefulness or potential problems that might occur if they proceed with their plans.

On the other hand, how cool would it be to see a real Wooly Mammoth? Pretty fucking cool!

(By the way for those keeping track, I do believe that this is the first headline in Immoral Minority history that used the word "jizz". Broke a little new ground today.)

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