A Serbian man who went to a witchdoctor in search of a cure for premature ejaculation rather foolishly took the shaman's advice, viz: have sex with a hedgehog.You know the rest: Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, ended up in the hospital with severe lacerations to his wedding tackle, according to Ananova. A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis."
Maybe he should have been a little more romantic. I mean even a hedgehog doesn't want to be treated like a ho.
(By the way, for the uncultured among my visitors the man on the left is pornstar Ron Jeremy, aka "the Hedgehog".)
You are very funny, not this particular story, but usually. You should tell more stories about where you are, that would be so much more interesting. Your take on things from where you are, among those you spend time with, would keep me checking in more often. Or maybe I should just go to he-double hockey sticks.
ReplyDeleteThanks,
Alaska stuff bores me.
ReplyDeleteAnd please tell me how a man having sex with a hedgehog could NOT be funny.
But I think you tried to give me a compliment so thanks!
How did I say hedgehog sex was not funny? Funniest sex I ever had!! Let me tell you! Maybe not...
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