Excerpts from the TSA bulletin effective Sept 26, 2006:In addition to the above changes, the following guidance is provided to ensure the health and welfare of certain air travelers the following items are permitted…
Items used to augment the body for medical or cosmetic reasons such as mastectomy products, prosthetic breasts, bras or shells containing gels, saline solution, or other liquids; and…
… items exceed 3 ounces or are not contained in a one-quart, zip-top plastic bag, you MUST declare to one of our Security Officers at the checkpoint for further inspection.
In other words, women with silicone enhanced funbags are going to get a good "feeling up".
"Uh hang on miss I need to feel them again I think there might have been something in the left one."
Do you think that there will be any abuses of this new guideline? Do bears shiat in the woods?
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Don't feed the trolls!
It just goes directly to their thighs.