Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Christian school allows dancing for first time in its 87 year history. Stay tuned for the upsurge in teen pregnancies.

Students at John Brown University are swinging in a new era since the 87-year-old Christian school decided to allow dancing on campus.

The new policy allows school-sponsored dances that are structured styles of movement, such as square, folk, salsa, line, waltz, swing and ballroom. The university still forbids impromptu dancing, dance-parties in dorm rooms and freestyle dancing on campus.

Every good Christian knows that dancing releases the demons which then make young people think only of sex until they either get knocked up or die of AIDS.

Its in the bible!

Okay I may be slightly prejudiced against Christian schools.

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