Australian scientists say don't bother dieting during Christmas Fat-ass, you are just going to fail anyhow. Australians have scientists?

One in four Australians intend to be on a diet over the Christmas festive period, but new research shows most don't know what they're taking on.

This is only true for Australians. And that is just because deep fat fried kangaroo is so bloody fattening.

Americans can totally stay on their diet due to the fact that we are genetically superior.