Flatulence brought 99 passengers on an American Airlines flight to an unscheduled visit to Nashville early Monday morning.
American Flight 1053, from Washington Reagan National Airport and bound for Dallas/Fort Worth, made an emergency landing here after passengers reported smelling struck matches, said Lynne Lowrance, a spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority.
The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal body odor, Lowrance said. The woman lives near Dallas and has a medical condition.
You know I do not even care about this story I just could not resist the headline.
There may be something truly wrong with me.
Still it is a sad world where we have to choose to endure the smell of disgusting flatulence because if we dare light a match we will miss our connecting flight.
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