Bush receives the "Iraq Report of Obviousness".

A commission on the war in Iraq recommended new and enhanced diplomacy Wednesday so the United States can "begin to move its combat forces" out of the country responsibly.

"The situation in Iraq is grave and deteriorating," the commission warned after an eight-month review of a conflict that has killed more than 2,800 U.S. troops and grown increasingly unpopular at home. The report was obtained by The Associated Press.

The report warned that if the situation continues to deteriorate, there is a risk of a "slide toward chaos (that) could trigger the collapse of Iraq's government and a humanitarian catastrophe."

You will notice that George can barely hold the report for long because the power of truth burns the flesh from his evil hands.

President Bush received the report in an early morning meeting at the White House with commission members, and pledged to treat each proposal seriously and act in a "timely fashion." He was flanked by the commission's co-chairmen, former Secretary of State James A. Baker III, and former Rep. Lee Hamilton.

When the cameras leave the room you can bet that Bush hands this vile report to Cheney and tells him to throw it in the fires of Mordor. "Let no one read the words that dare disagree with my holy crusade. So sayeth your lord, me."