Addition of hot Alaskan man to autronaut program proves too much for NASA's females .

An astronaut donned a disguise, drove from Houston to Florida with a gun and confronted a woman she believed was romantically involved with a space shuttle pilot she loved, police said. She was charged with attempted kidnapping and other counts.

The man she wanted? Alaska's first guy in space, Bill Oefelein, better known to his old West High classmates as "Billy O."

What can I say? We Alaskan men are just too much for many women to handle. NASA should have taken this into account before adding Oefelein to the program. They have only themselves to blame.

I would like to note however that the woman is batshit crazy. This seems to be an unfortunate by product of our animal magnetism. We just drive the ladies nuts. And that is not a euphemism. We quite literally make them crazy!

I don't even know what it is like to have a relationship with somebody who is not certifiably insane. Probably boring.