Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Disgraced minister Ted haggard is now completely "unfagged"! Swears he loves the ladies now!

The Rev. Ted Haggard emerged from three weeks of intensive counseling convinced he is "completely heterosexual" and told an oversight board that his sexual contact with men was limited to his accuser.

So let me get this straight. Heterosexual Ted Haggard is simply driving around when he sees a male prostitute and decides to try a little gay sex? Oh and also decides to abuse drugs for a change of pace as well? Man, how dumb do you have to be to believe this crap?

Repressing your natural instincts is not a cure. He will succumb to his desires again.

Somewhere there is a male hooker who has a little Ted Haggard in his future.

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