Mitt Romney's campaign strategy includes comparing Hillary to France. I am surprised he did not just make fun of her clothes or call her fat.

Here are some views of Mitt Romney causing concern inside his campaign: His hair looks too perfect, he's not a tough war time leader, and he has earned a reputation as "Slick Dancing Mitt" or "Flip-Flop Mitt."

Romney and his advisers have identified those perceptions as threats to his bid for the 2008 Republican presidential nomination, according to an exhaustive internal campaign document obtained by the Globe.

His hair is too perfect? That is what he is worried about? I cetainly hope that this is a joke. But I fear that it is not. The republicans are so fucking simple minded.

Here is how they are going to derail the Hillary Clinton campaign.

Enmity toward France, where Romney did his Mormon mission during college, is a recurring theme of the document. The European Union, it says at one point, wants to "drag America down to Europe's standards," adding: "That's where Hillary and Dems would take us. Hillary = France." The plan even envisions "First, not France" bumper stickers.

And this is how he is going to point out the difference between himself and Bush.

Like every Republican in the race, Romney faces the delicate task of how to talk about President Bush, whom the country gives low job-approval ratings .

But the plan lists two ways Romney can set himself apart from Bush. The first says, simply, "Intelligence."

Well if this is an example of this so called "intelligence" then I will have to respectfully disagree.

Ah who am I kidding? I disrespectfully disagree!