Friday, July 20, 2007

Bush to hand reins of power over to Dick Cheney. The universe shudders in abject terror.

US President George W. Bush will undergo a "routine colonoscopy" at the Camp David retreat on Saturday, temporarily ceding his powers to Vice President Dick Cheney, the White House said Friday.

Cheney will serve as acting president until such time as Bush, who will be under anesthesia, says he is ready to resume his duties, presidential spokesman Tony Snow told reporters.

"The president has had no symptoms" of cancer, said Snow, who noted that Bush had been scheduled for such an examination since undergoing a colonoscopy in June 2002.

You know I can, quite literally, not think of a worse person to be our President. That is until I consider Dick Cheney. Going from incompetent to pure unadulterated evil is just not a reassuring thought at all.

And if I were Iran I would just sit very still until Bush comes out of surgery so as not to catch the attention of Dick "Shoot you in the face" Cheney.

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